DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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    Votes: 183 82.4%

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Phil, it time hair go. Or at least beanie time again. You look fucking ridiculous, seriously, like if one your regular Jayde viewers tried cutting his own hair. Please, just own that you're a balding man in your 40s, it's normal, and don't put your poor wife through this. Lord knows she's put herself through enough living there.
 
AGM-136 Tacit Rainbow said:
Don't you dare sully the SS by associating them with Phil
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
Phil, it time hair go. Or at least beanie time again. You look fucking ridiculous, seriously, like if one your regular Jayde viewers tried cutting his own hair. Please, just own that you're a balding man in your 40s, it's normal, and don't put your poor wife through this. Lord knows she's put herself through enough living there.
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Remember when he said he's aging gracefully? And that he doesn't dye his hair? Pepperidge farm remembers.

But really, just shaving his head would be such a win. It looks pathetic, like he's having a midlife crisis and can't accept the fact that he's aging and doesn't look like he used to. He looks like Homer Simpson, carefully arranging the few strands left to cover the many bald spots. Just let it go, dude.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
Phil, it time hair go. Or at least beanie time again. You look fucking ridiculous, seriously, like if one your regular Jayde viewers tried cutting his own hair. Please, just own that you're a balding man in your 40s, it's normal, and don't put your poor wife through this. Lord knows she's put herself through enough living there.
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You have to cut him some slack.......he's working on his sexy and trying to look crispy.
 
Catching up on SF after a meaningful day of sleeping and wow this is fucking incredible. I guess praying to my Cammy shrine worked because he is fully fucking tilted today.
 
Does it seem like he's joking? Does his face look like this is supposed to be funny? Is this how other content creators ask for contributions? This is the same as telling someone you have an affiliate link or doing an ad break, right? Shaming your viewers and telling them the reason you're not talking to them is because they didn't give you money. I think PewDiePie did this too, or Asmon...



Here's hoping for more slow streams, he's absolutely panicked and we're getting some great gold dust. Keep being you, Phil! Show us who you really are, it's working out so well!
 
Negative Toxic Loser said:
I remember when he asked Keemstar if he dyed his beard, I would assume hoping he would lie like him, instead Keem just said yes. Of course he fucking does.

Keem and Dave are the same age.
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Phil dyes his hair. He has for years. His goatee is left to its nauseating salt-and-pepper as a misdirect for the hair.
 
GameratePTSD said:
He's so ridiculous
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I think that is the kwality of Phil that makes people laugh at him so much. He is such a ridiculous little pig man, made all the more funny by how dead serious he takes himself. He's always been obsessed with being Mr. Cool dude, and the only way he is able to keep up that illusion is to make himself the King of Dents, where since his audience are literal retards, he feels superior by comparison. But remember folks; he's not a children's entertainer.
 
Stream is fucking mental tonight man I don't even know what to say. Begging his ass off and getting baited by chat to talk about quitting his alcohol addiction and other dumb shit.

Anon already dropping $30 total and DSP coping about trolls saying they are fake.
 
Hectic Heckler said:
From PigPigGo tracking pig's every word to PoP and JGwinn's financial analyses, CucktryRoads paypig/sock tracker and now your ban scan with final messages, detractors really are able to destroy the mind of this godless pig every step of the way (with receipts)
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Phil lying as much as he does is the reason so many of those things exist. If every other sentence out of his mowlth wasn't a lie, he wouldn't have people tracking the shit he says.
 
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