🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Those teeth look like they were seasoned with turmeric and regret.
I CAN believe its not butter because its definitely corn
A smile so yellow it comes with a Best Before date
That grin smells like movie theater carpet
When your enamel identifies as maize
If he sneezes, popcorn pops
That smile smells like bilge water and bad decisions
Bro's mouth looks like a corn silo after a flood
I've seen rotting jackolanterns with better enamel
Those chompers look like they were soaked in Mountain Dew and stored in a damp cave
That grin has its own ecosystem
If cultivating plaque were a religion those teeth would be the holy land
Those teeth look like theyve been chewed by rats and returned
Thats not tartar buildup, thats a reef formation
Those teeth are the reason scurvy was invented
That mouth looks like it whispers 'no refunds'
If he bites you you will need a tetanus shot and antibiotics
Those arent the gold teeth that make for a good pirate costume
Those teeth look like they wipe back to front
You dont need a dentist you need a hazmat team and a priest
If he exhales near people they start looking up on how to file a restraining order
Those teeth look like they squeak when Tard chews
If he bit into an apple his teeth would stay in it like loose gravel in caramel
That grin has texture
That mouth smells like forgotten dental appointments and old socks
He's so committed to the pirate bit that he got scurvy.
 
Kind of suspicious that she hasn't responded considering how obsessed with Tarl she is.
This is probably Elaine sliding into her DMs because of the feature today. I'm willing to bet a professional scrabble board that Sam doesn't know what kind of crazy she just got herself involved with. Elaine did something similar with that autistic cookie run gurl when she came over to the farms too.

My money is still on Sam being the puncher, she's a nut, and Tarl literally can't report her without getting his bail revoked. I also think Nikki would have knocked that wiggly tooth out with one hook.
 
Does anyone know what Nikki's last name is?

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Does anyone know what Nikki's last name is?

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Her last name is Turlevich, or some derivative of that spelling, I was looking at any arraignments this morning with female names myself, but depending on when/if he reports it won't show on the docket til the day of. Someone should probably archive the criminal arraignments this week so we can reference them if something comes out later.

ETA incase there's a new whore
 
Her last name is Turlevich, or some derivative of that spelling, I was looking at any arraignments this morning with female names myself, but depending on when/if he reports it won't show on the docket til the day of. Someone should probably archive the criminal arraignments this week so we can reference them if something comes out later.

ETA incase there's a new whore
At some point she said she changed her name to Turkevich. Her real last name is buried somewhere in this thread if you feel like digging.

edit - it's Walsh according to our resident Tarl lore master,
 
Nikki Turkevich assaulted me today, and no my to left front tooth is hanging by a thread. Attachhed is the bloodstains left by her almost breaking my nose.

She did this for no legitimate reason, is in jail, and will be facing both assault charges and civil ones.

And to think retards thought her the sane one.

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Nikki Turkevich assaulted me today, and no my to left front tooth is hanging by a thread. Attachhed is the bloodstains left by her almost breaking my nose.

She did this for no legitimate reason, is in jail, and will be facing both assault charges and civil ones.

And to think retards thought her the sane one.

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Maybe you shouldn't have been an annoying cunt? You really are a pussy for calling the cops. Bitch move, by a faggot pirate. Look at it this way, you have non period blood for your rituals now... Faggot.
 
Nikki Turkevich assaulted me today, and no my to left front tooth is hanging by a thread. Attachhed is the bloodstains left by her almost breaking my nose.

She did this for no legitimate reason, is in jail, and will be facing both assault charges and civil ones.

And to think retards thought her the sane one.

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Holy refresh pull!

But now I'm just sad we've lost our tea source.
 
Nikki Turkevich assaulted me today, and no my to left front tooth is hanging by a thread. Attachhed is the bloodstains left by her almost breaking my nose.

She did this for no legitimate reason, is in jail, and will be facing both assault charges and civil ones.

And to think retards thought her the sane one.

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Clocking you in thr face is the sanest thing she's ever done in her life. The guards are probably sneaking her cokes and doritos out of the vending machine.

I'd say we should start a GiveSendGo

Edit: she's got somewhere to stay right now, so better not.
 
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