DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
British Mersh said:
This idiot just said he went outside because he was heated, imagine seeing your 43 year old neighbour rage pacing down the street because he lost at SF6.
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"Howdy, neighbor! Everything okay? You seem a little - "
[ANGRY SNORT] [SPREADS ARMS] "Hullo, sir! Allow me to explain. You see, back in the mid-2000s, the Cannon brothers created something called rollbayuck netcode. Now, what the Cannon brothers and all those shills in the eff gee seeee won't tell you, is that rollbayuck netcode... is AYUSS. What do I mean by that? ..."
 
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Today's SF6 stream is going great, by the way.





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Julia Chang said:
Phil needs to be better than you to feel good about himself.
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You could really see it in the "nuclear" stream. He was positively giddy to shit on LTG, same with when he talks about Wings. It's like when he played WWEC on stream, you can tell when he's happy it's not hard to see given how miserable he usually is. He was having the time of his life, he loves it, he absolutely needs to feel better than others to feel good about himself.
 
Julia Chang said:
The awful haircut, missed goals, getting on LSF (twice), the massive crashout yesterday, the ban tracker, and now Asmongold (his new gaming soulmate) goes from not returning his texts to felting him on stream.

I would not want to be a bottle of Tanqgueray this week. Also seriously it's a fucking Q Phil not a G like do you not know how to pronounce it or did you just not bother to read the fucking label. You've been drinking it for probably two decades at this point. God you are stupid.
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Before I was a ld enough to consider drinking, I knew about Snoop Dog drinking Gin and Juice
 
He really ties his pride to being labeled "Master" in SF6. People need to remind him in chat that "Master" is just the minimum anyone playing the game semi actively should have and that if he wants real recognition(the thing he desperately craves) he should be shooting for "Grand Master/Ultimate Master/Legend" ranks.

As it stands he is just sitting on the Rookie Master bracket, and no current or former FGC Pro should be proud of that.

  • Rookie (0–800 LP): No LP loss on defeat; win streaks boost progress.
  • Iron to Gold: Win streak bonuses and one-time rank-down protection; cannot drop leagues due to losses.
  • Platinum to Diamond: No win streak bonus; possible demotion, but one-time rank-down protection applies.
  • Master: No win streak bonus; cannot be demoted; progression shifts to Master Rate (MR).
After reaching Master (25,000 LP), players enter the Master League, which uses Master Rate (MR) instead of LP. This system functions like a traditional Elo rating, requiring more consistent wins to climb.
  • Master: 1,500 MR
  • High Master: 1,600 MR
  • Grand Master: 1,700 MR
  • Ultimate Master: 1,800 MR
  • Legend: Top 500 players globally (rank resets every 3 months)
 
phil was actually playing asmon the whole time. can't believe we fell for it again, felted by the puppetmaster once more :lossmanjack:

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A Guy™ said:
The only thing DSP is good at is holding grudges.
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and Ls
AGoodBrazilian said:
Another "this just happened to appear on my timeline" drama post.

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The drama desperation is staggering
MC Law said:
Did Phil shit himself on stream?
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yes
BPD Gunt Rider said:
This freakout over the haircut has to be because Kat cut it, and then clearly "fixed" it the next day because it was noticeably uneven. And he can't admit any of this, along with Kat crying downstairs.

Phil, LET IT GO. Shave it all off.
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It's even funnier because he read about it here.
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
If you make that face long enough, it'll stay that way, Phil.

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I'm guessin' he shart himself again?
00R-Gundam said:
If at any point in up ur life you need to justify and/or cope about your haircut as a grown ass man, then i think is time to kill yourself. He reacted like a teen would react when they made fun of them on school, what a soy filled bitch.

I hope that with the new ban tracker we will get more entertainment and it will give us a little insight on him.
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If you view him as the 6 year old he is, it all makes sense.
 
obligatory asmon/detractor crash out meltdown to end the stream, let's fuckin go. he's got the high voice, lil bro is actually gonna cry
 
At the very end of the stream Phil finally can't take it anymore and CRASHES OUT over Asmon King Snaking him (swallowing him from behind!)




He has sounded multiple times like he was going to cry today, ever since he saw the Asmon reaction.
 
Damn if Phil keeps up on being such a pissbaby he might wear out his (*checks day of the week*) Wednesday underwear from pissing himself so much from being so fucking whiny.
 
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