💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

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I watched most of his card opening stream tonight whilst doing other things.
3 things stood out the most.
1. He coped and seethed about Kino Casino clipping his streams and providing "an alternative reality on his life".
2. He realised at the end of opening all the Pokemon cards that opening Pokemon cards is a complete waste of time. I could have told him that before he opened the first one
And 3. He mumbled and coped under his breath that it wasn't worth doing as he wasn't earning any money from it. Then proceeded to cover that by gaslighting that it should all be about having fun instead. His stream showed anything but a guy having "fun". It showed in full display his addiction to dopamine hits and consoomerism.

All in all, a very sad man doing very sad things on a stream to chop into 10 videos that nobody will watch anyway. He's going to be wearing the same dirty brown fat man hoody in all 10. I think the audience may notice
 
El Chacal De La Trompeta said:
maybe im a homo but melonie mac creeps me out
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GooderFloorsCo. said:
I think she looks like a transvestite. I dont understand the simpery.
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It's our cultural memory of the hag in disguise, inherited from the Brothers Grimm, slavic folklore, etc. The one who shrouds her appearance to tempt lovers away. Melonie can do little to hide her bony old woman legs, and her filters spazz out to show pits and lines appearing and disappearing from seemingly plump and youthful cheeks. The vanitas painting of abundance that when examined reveals only decay. The uncanny disgust of a shapeshifter as their reptilian eyes flicker for a moment, or the robot that presents as human but its motions indicate otherwise. Our ancestors well understood this and embedded these warnings about abnormality deeply into stories and allegory. It's why Melonie or Pete Priscilla from next door exist in the same idea-space to us, a realm that despises reality and seems to usurp all reasonable norms. Melonie's entitlement to her fashion choices are on the same spectrum as a man in a dress.


(that line from the side of her nose to the side of her mouth is fighting heroically to reveal itself, but it's a losing battle)

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El Chacal De La Trompeta said:
maybe im a homo but melonie mac creeps me out
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For good reason. There is definitely something off about her, the type of off that screams "run away and STAY away!" Anybody that covers themselves in tattoos like that is mentally ill.

As for Jer's latest escapade: this is a mid-40s man opening Pokemon cards on a livestream. Grow up, you faggot. Jesus Christ. Saaaaaaaad! Pathhhheeeeeettttiiicccc!
 
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Does anyone remember when Jeremy would have to actually play raid shadow legends on stream for the sponsorship? Lol bro really is dsp with 4 additional braincells
 
I would give my life savings to watch a 6 hour financial audit episode of quarter planet where Caleb automatically goes through a decade of his finances and settles Schrodinger's brokie's financial position once and for all.
 
I'm having a strong feeling the reason Jerbear keeps having business meetings on stream and throwing petty comments about dress codes is because all of his co-hosts completely ghost him outside of the livestreams they are contractually obligated to show up for, I'm 99% sure they don't even have a pre-stream warmup. The first time they see each other is when the stream goes live.

Jer is probably sending them endless messages on discord and xitter all day until the show starts and they all go unanswered, prompting him to have a petty tardrage on camera to try and shame them and get them to listen to him while they can't escape.
 
Arcadian Stag said:
I would give my life savings to watch a 6 hour financial audit episode of quarter planet where Caleb automatically goes through a decade of his finances and settles Schrodinger's brokie's financial position once and for all.
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For those of you unfamiliar with Caleb Hammer, trust me when I say that the scenario that @Arcadian Stag is laying out here would result in a level of Kino that PPP and Warski could only ever dream of. It would be appointment viewing.
 
quarter_grifter said:
He opened them. No pulls >10$. I thought he was acting until he actually threw the last pack onto the table, which I thought was genuine frustration. Can't say for sure.
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He was legit melting down over the Pokemon packs. If he was acting he wouldn't be quite so salty, he has to know that no one wants to watch him cry and say he's never opening packs of Pokemon again and that he doesn't even know if he bought the right packs. According to his Rumble comments, which are heavily negative, some of the packs he opened are nearly impossible to get at retail and go on the secondary market for $250 a pack. I can see the plan in his head, like he's going to open some giga-rare card and get tons of views and jump start his return to pack opening. In reality he threw thousands of dollars away to record a Kino Casino segment for them. The part I saw was so embarrassing I wouldn't be surprised if after Kino Casino drags him for it he never uploads it as a regular video.

Imagine you're the idiot who agreed to be his editor for a cut of the adsense then Quartering sends you 3 hours of him opening packs of garbage and seething and asks you to cut it into 10 different videos. Man that guy is even more fucked than the guy he's got trying to turn his liveshow into stand alone segments. "Quartering and the gang talk about snow tires for the Tesla." Get the fuck out of here Jeremy. This is all so retarded but I love it. I went and looked at the comments on his "I NEED YOUR HELP REAL QUICK" video you posted. First off I need "help quick" and "watch 10 hours of me livestreaming a week" excuse me what is quick about that? Anyways all the top upvoted comments were like "sorry bro I saw your stream and it's all off topic shit I don't care about your dogs and your robot vacuums." It's exactly the criticism he's been getting from PPP and Andy and now he gets to hear it from his own fans. I would love to see him seething when he reads that and realizes they are right.

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I'm having a strong feeling the reason Jerbear keeps having business meetings on stream and throwing petty comments about dress codes is because all of his co-hosts completely ghost him outside of the livestreams they are contractually obligated to show up for, I'm 99% sure they don't even have a pre-stream warmup. The first time they see each other is when the stream goes live.

Jer is probably sending them endless messages on discord and xitter all day until the show starts and they all go unanswered, prompting him to have a petty tardrage on camera to try and shame them and get them to listen to him while they can't escape.
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There's no way they talk much off stream. They used to when the show was attempted to be taken seriously by Hannah but she's completely checked out now. There was a time when she rolled up with segments on deck and they would get on pre-stream to prepare but then Jeremy just derailed the show every day into nonsense so everyone stopped caring and I'm pretty sure these days they all just log on 10 seconds before they go live and raw dog it. The ironic part is Jer clearly hates Luke but Luke is the only one who treats Jeremy like a friend and seems stoked to talk to him off the clock. Luke even pops up in chat on Jeremy's solo streams every once in a while to say hey and give his support. The girls seem more and more like they are just going through the motions every day. The speculation they don't talk off camera is pretty much confirmed by him springing his hair brained schemes on them live on air.

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Does anyone remember when Jeremy would have to actually play raid shadow legends on stream for the sponsorship? Lol bro really is dsp with 4 additional braincells
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That used to be a constant thing. He always baits his audience with "If I raise enough money off this ask I won't need to run ads" but then as soon as he gets the money he doubles down on the ads regardless. At one point he was getting like $12k a month or so just off Subscribestar alone. He did the "my channel is under attack" grift because one of his fans called the police to do a welfare check on some fat bitch he was harassing and he thought Youtube was going to strike him down. His fans all fell for it and the donations were absolutely pouring in and he scammed the shit out of them.

Original goals were on the left but once the first goal his 100% he deleted all those and changed them to the ones on the right then increased the goal levels by thousands of dollars. These archives were taken morning and night of the same day.
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This message was from earlier that same day after he deleted to old goals and put up the new ones. The old goal did hit 100% before it was deleted, there's a screenshot deep in this thread but it wasn't caught by the internet archive.
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So fast forward to a few days later and the first "replacement" goal is over 90% which would have put his original #2 goal of "This is the promised land and now the channel can continue without monetization" well over 100%
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So how did Jeremy reward his viewers for this massive outpouring of support now that he's free of the shackles of having to monetize everything?
He dropped the most shameless mobile game ad you've ever seen as a full video on his main channel.
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This shit is so embarrassing and scummy I will never let it be forgotten.

Sorry I know that is off topic but your comment reminded me what a massive a piece of shit Quartering is.

Edit: Oh yeah almost forgot. Quartering was harassing said fat bitch by cropping a comment she made out of context to look at bad as possible then he was telling all his followers to tag her sponsors with the picture so they would drop her. That was the incident that ended up with her getting the police called to her house. Since then whenever people go after Quartering's sponsors I wish them luck. Cancel culture faggots get what they deserve.
 
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returnofthemacandcheese said:
The speculation they don't talk off camera is pretty much confirmed by him springing his hair brained schemes on them live on air.
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I remember HCB saying to Jeremy, and I think Luke, something like "this is why I don't talk to you guys when we're not on stream". So they definitely don't. That was months ago too in a Casino segment.
 

ROFL, someone commented "You really downed that drink"


It was just a sip bro! Pull the tape!
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Sure Jeremy whatever you say.

Pillhead Brand Alcoholic
 
sherwoods110 said:
For good reason. There is definitely something off about her, the type of off that screams "run away and STAY away!" Anybody that covers themselves in tattoos like that is mentally ill.

As for Jer's latest escapade: this is a mid-40s man opening Pokemon cards on a livestream. Grow up, you faggot. Jesus Christ. Saaaaaaaad! Pathhhheeeeeettttiiicccc!
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Well, we’re in for a treat since she’s days away from her second marriage officially starting, so we’ll get to find out in real time what will ultimately drive her and Johnny Junkers apart. Start the clocks, take the bets!

But Jer has switched to Pokemon cards now? What, was YuGiOh! sold out? Has he already done the “MY WALLET IS UNDER ATTACK!” bit because he hasn’t pulled any rate cards worth something?
 
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🚨🚨HUGE UPDATES IN QUARTERING SCAMMING TOYS FOR TOTS DONO!!!🚨🚨

So I posted about Quartering scamming a large donation to Toy for Tots the other day but it really doesn't sit right with me in a fundamental way so and I went back to do a deep dive and it's worse than I realized.

This was all one video but the site is fucked so I had to break it up into smaller videos. I'll upload the full video once the site is fixed. All clips are in chronological order.

This clip shows the beginning of the scheme. Day 1 while Quartering is still figuring out the beg one of his long time whales "Doug" says via superchat that he will front the entire $14,000 for the trip if Jeremy can raise an equal amount for a charity in the next year. They agree to take the conversation to email. The next day Quartering says he has already purchased everything for the trip and lays out the support levels: $15-$30-$100 tiers for a shoutout, christmas card, and full year of membership into his shitty Discord. There is also a "whale tier" to cohost the show for $5000. By the next show he's raised $1100, then the one after that he's up to $6500 because paypig whale "SireWilliamson" bought the $5000 tier. I didn't clip it but it was stated at some point this person had no interest in cohosting and just wanted to support. All along the way Quartering kept saying he would be thrilled to get even up to half the fundraising goal and that he would happily cover everything if he even got close.


When Quartering returned from Thanksgiving Doug the whale came through. Jeremy explains he had two gigachads come through with massive donations (Doug and SireWilliamson) and he no longer needs to raise funds. He goes on to explain how Doug funded the entire $14,000 on the condition that Jeremy donate any extra raised beyond his donation to charity. Jeremy chose Toys for Tots and tells everyone he has "many thousands of dollars to donate before the end of the year." A few days before he left for AMFEST Jeremy receives a superchat from a follower who thanks him for donation to Toys For Tots because the charity is short half a million toys this year.


On January 22 Jeremy gets questioned about the Christmas cards and Toys for Tots donation, neither of which have been mentioned since returning from AMFEST over a month ago. Jeremy quickly claims a donation was made but "there wasn't much left." He then fidgets all over the place while struggling to come up with a consistent story about the Christmas cards. Now they are going to be Valentine's Day cards. One minute they are already printed and on the way to him the next minute his editor is working on it right, ummm I mean he started on it yesterday actually. So after clearly lying his ass off about the Christmas Cards he promised everyone who gave him minimum $30 then completely blew off once he got what he wanted and definitely never planned to deliver he claims he made a separate donation to Toys for Tots even though there wasn't much left of the AMFEST donations.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE $6500+ YOU RAISED BEFORE DOUG'S DONATION JEREMY?
Flash forward again to a week ago Quartering buys $10,000 in Magic the Gathering and Pokemon cards to open while his wife is out of town and without her knowledge.


OHHHH NOOOOOO JEREMY!!!
Doug the Whale showed up literally seconds into Jeremy's $10,000 card opening stream asking Jeremy to call him after the stream and and Jeremy is LOOKING GUILTY AS SHIT.

I wonder what Doug wants to talk about...

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Jeremy raised minimum $6500 before Doug's donation covering the entire trip came through.
According to Jeremy the agreement with Doug was that Jeremy would donate anything raised above his donation to charity.
Before the trip was covered Jeremy was saying if he even got to half the donation goal he would cover the rest no problem.
Suddenly when the money was in his bank account it disappeared leaving little to nothing for Toys For Tots.
A week after announcing that he spent all the money and there was none left to donate Jeremy buys $10,000 worth of Pokemon and Magic the Gathering cards for himself.
DOUG WANTS TO TALK.

Turned out Doug just wanted to tell Jeremy about a news story. He probably doesn't even realize Quartering scammed the charity yet but Jeremy's reaction was very telling.
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This is very disgusting to me on a personal level and may be one of the worst things Quartering has ever done. He scammed at minimum $6500 of toys for needy kids and used it to buy toys for himself because he's a soulless and greedy man-child.

I'm so fucking tired of this guy getting away with this kind of shit. Praying people hold him accountable for the first time in his miserable life until he donates every penny to needy kids with receipts.
 
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