🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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When will Bossman get back on the (crack)rocks

  • Less than a month

    Votes: 494 51.9%

  • 1-3 months

    Votes: 136 14.3%

  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 31 3.3%

  • 6-12 months

    Votes: 5 0.5%

  • Type 5 if you don't care about any of that lame drugs shit I'm gonna be clean forever bros

    Votes: 285 30.0%
  • Total voters
    951
  • Poll closed .
CoolSixtyNiner said:
I was putting my money in to mutual funds and bonds for a decent reliable return these past few years, but hearing the way bossman is talking, I feel like the smart move would be to invest in bossman?

Anyone good with money what do you think? Guaranteed returns? I just want to do what's best for my family.
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congrats on feeding the rats. you’re paying fees out the ass on the mutual funds (that also underperform), and as a retail account you’re getting your face ripped off by a massive vig on any bond trades.

post-modern portfolio theory holds that your optimal portfolio construction is to triple chuck it on plinko. timing the rng beats time in the rng.
 
drachenbarde said:
This whole speech from someone who promotes the most exploitative companies in the world responsible for countless suicides and depressed people... This dude is so detached from reality.
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There is nothing exploitative about Stake. Their games are PROVABLY fair. Look up what that means, PROVABLY.

The only reality he's detached from is the reality where he's not fucking your mom.
 
All (?) crypto casinos are using the provably fair algorithm. I didn't say stake is rigged (which it definitely is according to Boss).

House edge is 1% for the OG originals and 2% for all newer ones. Regular slots have a 3-5% house edge. That means you're guaranteed to lose your money over a large sample of bets. All the casinos are intentionally promoting their highly addictive games to a young audience.
 
Imagine the somber dread and hopelessness in the car right now going to pick up Austin.

The car feels smaller than it should.
The stale stench of last weeks baconator still lingers. Air thick, unmoving.
That quiet where even the engine sounds tired of trying.

I wonder if ratparents considered driving into oncoming traffic.
 
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Ratdad isn't happy with Bossman streaming in the car, he started a discord stream while his dad was at the gas station but ended it quick because of Ratdad returning early.
 
It would be nice if he actually stays clean this time and shows those fucking RATS.

Then he can get a big titty milf.

Here’s praying.
 
He will be clean, he will straight edge, and he will not get evicted from his ratparent tugboat house/condo/crackden. Anyone saying otherwise is a filthy fucking rat
 
Poll idea:

When will bossman get back on the (crack)rocks?:
1) 1 week
2) 1 month
3) 3 months
4) year
5) type 5 if you don't care about any of that lame drugs shit I'm gonna be clean forever bros
 
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