DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
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Every day we're being manipulated by the King Snake to do whatever he wants. I guess what he wants is for us to call him a closeted homosexual with zero sex drive and a morbidly obese wife who's only with him out of convenience. Cool, Phil.
 
Fridge Raider said:
that begging is immoral, it's a lowly activity, it's looked down upon because you are benefiting not from the fruits of your labor or the generosity of others enjoying your content, but rather because you are asking for it.
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It also makes the stream unbearable for the rare organic viewer check the stream out for the first time.
 
Ofc I close OBS and this nigger has to go and say more crazy shit. Honestly this whole segment has been great, I recommend watching it. Weapons grade copium, and here we have the return of the puppet master! He knew you were going to call him a retarded faggot, he knew that he wouldn't make jack fucking shit without begging for a whale out! He's always two steps ahead (and then about twenty steps backwards)!
 
After many years of laughing at him, I’m STILL not entirely convinced this isn’t an act by Phil Burnell.

Nobody can be this stupid and not choke on their own tongue.


*DSP doesn’t beg for one stream*

Kiwi Farms (next day): “It was pointed out Phil didn’t beg yesterday. He’s doing another ‘social experiment’. What a fag.”

DSP: “HAHAHAHA I MANIPULATED THE TROLLS! IT WAS AN EXPERIMENT! AND THEY ALL FELL FOR IT!”
 
Fridge Raider said:
Ofc I close OBS and this nigger has to go and say more crazy shit. Honestly this whole segment has been great, I recommend watching it. Weapons grade copium, and here we have the return of the puppet master! He knew you were going to call him a retarded faggot, he knew that he wouldn't make jack fucking shit without begging for a whale out! He's always two steps ahead (and then about twenty steps backwards)!
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He's absolutely deranged at this point, and it's really, really difficult to even try to follow his train of thought.



One day can say "I never beg for support! That's detractor bullshit!", and another day (like today) he says "See?! I didn't ask for support this one stream, just like I did once before! Haha, gotcha!"

Like... I don't... even...

Oh, and this retarded experiment doesn't prove a single fucking thing as long as there are streams that don't hit the not-goals even while he's begging his ass off. Basically this:

Begging his ass off: goal not reached.
Don't beg at all: goal not reached.

Yeah...
 
This is actual insanity in stream form this guy is 100% just gone mentally farther than we previously believed. He really thinks because he was begging like a crackhead on last nights stream that's why it got such big support... no it's because anon showed up and dropped most of it and stalking timbo did the rest.

So typically the first stream he plays of a game gets a view and support bump so how would he even be able to tell if its organic or not?
 
I said yesterday he's starting to sound schizophrenic when he plays SF6. I take it back. Listening to this prestream, it occurs to me he sounds schizophrenic all the time now.

With one breath, he is the victim who is deprived of things like sponsorships because of those damn dirty troles.

With the next, he says he is the mastermind, the puppetmaster, and the detractors do everything exactly as he wishes.

Eyes bugging the whole time.

He is insane.
 
shekelshoah666 said:
So typically the first stream he plays of a game gets a view and support bump so how would he even be able to tell if its organic or not?
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Everything he does starts strong and tails off and yet I genuinely think he still doesn't get it. He seems genuinely confused when 3 streams into a game he doesn't get support. The retards like jangling keys, that's it. They like the idea of something new. I struggle to think of a single thing that hasn't tailed off after a week or two and yet he can't get his head around it.
shekelshoah666 said:
This is actual insanity in stream form this guy is 100% just gone mentally farther than we previously believed.
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I think he's just drinking more. There's no doubt he's a delusional narcissist but I think a lot of this absolute madness is his narcissism interacting with his alcoholism.
 
do you know anyone who's been doing a job for nearly 2 decades come on the job and claim
- I don't know how to do this
- we need to figure it out together
- I don't know if this works or that works
- maybe it's the tool that's not working
the guy comes on the stream with a straight face, dead serious, 18 years of experience on his back and is like "we need to figure this out together, what work and what doesn't" to a bunch of randos on the internet... even worse... a bunch of selected individuals that only agree with him and blindly give him money.
if he won't hire an agency to fix his streams, he is destined to be miserable for the rest of his life.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
I said yesterday he's starting to sound schizophrenic when he plays SF6. I take it back. Listening to this prestream, it occurs to me he sounds schizophrenic all the time now.

With one breath, he is the victim who is deprived of things like sponsorships because of those damn dirty troles.

With the next, he says he is the mastermind, the puppetmaster, and the detractors do everything exactly as he wishes.

Eyes bugging the whole time.

He is insane.
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Ive met literal crackheads who have clearer trains of thought. Everyday he slips further and further.
 
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It's all a grand conspiracy against you, Phil! You're player one. You're the center of the universe. It couldn't just be that you're really obnoxious and contemptible, have been this way for 15 years on the internet, and millions of people know what you are.
 
We've noted many times in the past when Phil noticeably doesn't beg. The reason it's less noted than when he does usually beg his ass off is because nobody sane is watching hours of his horrible streams and skims "highlights".
 
Our boy is on full gaslight mode tonight. "I don't want to ask for money but I have to because you are not donating enough when I don't, you are making me do it". I almost can't blame Kat for eating herself to an early grave to be rid of having to hear this kind of shit on a daily basis.
 
I wonder if he’s been isolated for so long that on some level his fans aren’t people anymore; just text on the screen and donations.

‘Yeah I’m gonna work out how to get as much money as possible from this scrolling list of text. What’s wrong with that?’
 
I keep having to tab over to the stream to see if it's buffering, but there are just legitimate 5-10 second intervals of dead air. He's been doing this for years and still hasn't figured out basic viewer retention.
 
Caliph of Malmö said:
I keep having to tab over to the stream to see if it's buffering, but there are just legitimate 5-10 second intervals of dead air. He's been doing this for years and still hasn't figured out basic viewer retention.
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That's because, you mouth drooling morahn, it's not his job to entertain the audience -- it's the audience's job to interact with him.
 
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