Xbox Game Studios Stupidity Hate Thread Game Pass Edition

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Everything I liked about Xbox is either gone, gimped or pozzed. I welcome this pajeeta bullshit and I hope Xbox becomes an even more retarded-looking mole on Microsoft's rotting ass.
 
Terror Sandwich said:
Modern day gaymers are too big a faggots to accept cosmetic changes to their characters that they can't really control. It would probably trigger a bunch of trannies as well.
>"I know I focused on strength, but I don't want my character to have large muscles. I want her to be small and petite like the woman I wished I was"
>"I know I suck and died a bunch, but I don't want my character to be filled with scars, she has to be cute"
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You joke, people on GameFAQs actually made these complaints when Fable 2 was new, minus the tranny angle. They got indignant when the response was either "have you tried not getting hit" or "you put your points into muscles, what did you think would happen?"

I suspect these complaints are one of the reasons 3's body-morphing was much more subtle.
 
Mister Fister said:
What’s this strategy called of doing nothing while your competitors destroy themselves?
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The Luigi Mario Party approach.
E: We used to call it just the Luigi. But then another guy came along with a very different method for dealing with competitor CEOs

E2:
I really can't wait to see what companies have to shove into their games now. The new TES is gonna have copilot in it.
 
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The new Xbox head is using AI to reply to people on Twitter:
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Source (Archive)

She grinded achievements for the past month to pretend to have been a lifetime gamer:

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The claims in the tweet are all true.

Xbox Profile (Archive)

First Halo Achievement unlocked on 1/15/26:
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and she got the Bite the Hand achivement for playing with a dev yet only has 4 kills (and 18 deaths :story:):
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Played 42 hours of BALL x PIT in a week, getting 62/63 achivements:
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Has numerous extremely rare Minecraft for iOS achievements with only 1 hour of playtime:
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And many more in the Windows version, all unlocked on the same day with only 12 hours of total playtime:
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She 100%'d Firewatch:
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These are her playtimes.

First achievement: 1/15/26, Most recent achievement: 1/15/26
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First and only achievement: 1/17/26
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First achievement: 1/17/26, Most recent achievement: 1/18/26
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First achievement: 1/178/26, Most recent achievement: 1/18/26
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First achievement: 1/20/26, Most recent achievement: 1/20/26
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First achievement: 1/20/26, Most recent achievement: 1/20/26
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First achievement: 1/20/26, Most recent achievement: 1/21/26
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First achievement: 1/21/26, Most recent achievement: 1/21/26
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First achievement: 1/19/26, Most recent achievement: 1/21/26
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First achievement: 1/25/26, Most recent achievement: 1/25/26
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First achievement: 1/26/26, Most recent achievement: 1/26/26:
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First achievement: 1/26/26, Most recent achievement: 1/26/26:
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First achievement: 1/27/26, Most recent achievement: 1/27/26:
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First achievement: 1/26/26, Most recent achievement: 1/27/26:
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First achievement: 1/27/26, Most recent achievement: 1/27/26:
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First achievement: 1/26/26, Most recent achievement: 1/27/26:
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First achievement: 1/29/26, Most recent achievement: 1/29/26:
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First achievement: 1/26/26, Most recent achievement: 1/27/26:
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First achievement: 1/26/26, Most recent achievement: 2/3/26:
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First achievement: 1/15/26, Most recent achievement: 2/14/26:
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First achievement: 1/21/26, Most recent achievement: 2/6/26:
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First achievement: 2/21/26, Most recent achievement: 2/21/26:
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I like how she started with real games but sucked at them, so she played walking simulators to boost her Gamerscore. Even that was too difficult so she used an achievement server in Minecraft to quickly get ~2000 Gamerscore. She was clearly told to make an account and spend time playing games to make her look like a gamer.
 
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quaawaa said:
As the tweet says, this is a fake profile meant to give her gaming creds.

Her account was created last month and she's been playing a ton since then.

These are her playtimes.

First achievement: 1/15/26, Most recent achievement: 1/15/26
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Okay, so she's taking the Indian route by artificially inflating her "worth" by playing cheap, farmable games that reward gamerscore for doing practically nothing and calling herself a "gamer."

quaawaa said:
Has numerous extremely rare Minecraft for iOS achievements with only 1 hour of playtime:
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Achievement hunter here to explain: it's not impossible to unlock rare achievements in Minecraft in the frequency she has. You could theoretically, join a world that has those achievement requirements ready to unlock by mere interaction. That's how I unlocked all achievements in Minecraft in a matter of hours in one go, but I digress.

My guess is she was playing in somebody's world where somebody already did those achievements and they unlocked retroactively. So, based on all that information, she doesn't care about games at all beyond mobile crap.
 
quaawaa said:
The new Xbox head is using AI to reply to people on Twitter:
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I'm all for shitting on indians, and Pajeeta definitely is a non-gamer, but is Kern retarded? You can play Chrono Trigger any time between its release and today, it doesn't matter she was 6 years old when the game came out.
 
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