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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Drunkensailor said:
Who on the killstream team is moving to Colombia? It certainly can not be Ethan because he does not run that account.
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The only candidates I can think of are Rad Roberts or Evan "The Better" Ralph.
Rage Pig said:
He absolutely should move there. He could get one of these beautiful Colombian neckties to hide his turkey neck.
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At this point, I have my concerns he can afford the logistics to physically move himself and his belongs anywhere outside Merida. Granted, he doesn't have much outside of a computer, a bowling trophy, a bunch of hats, and two cats, but I truthfully expect he's going to minimize what he transports even further than what he brought to Mexico. Smoke and Cldo definitely throw a wrench into whatever moving plans he has though, as all pets tend to do when moving.

There's the fact he'll be lugging around two cat carriers no matter what, which isn't a stress-free or painless endeavor, even for those who aren't 5'1 manlets without any muscle density and a bum knee. Then ofc the transport itself. Even if there was a relatively trusted service to transport pets from Mexico to Colombia, he couldn't afford that and. Even if he had a vehicle or could afford a Mexican U-Haul, I'm not sure how possible or viable it is to actually drive that journey.

Lastly, finding a place to stay that allows pets. I have no idea if Colombia is stringent about that or not though, which is already thinking too far ahead because he has to fucking afford a Colombian shack in the first place.

All in all, I honestly expect Ralph to confront this problem the same he always confronts self-induced problems. He's gonna ignore it and wait till the last minute and pray that either the problem goes away or someone will swoop in and save him. The great 'Expiring Mexican Residency' arc will surely be a good one because this isn't as trivial as him hollerin' on stream or X. This is potentially him being forced to deal with something life altering, which he only has to deal with in the first place because he fled to Mexico because of all the micro-problems Ralph wrought into himself in the first place. Can't wait!
 
I am visiting a friend in Oaxaca, Mexico and this place is cheaper than Merida and still has some ex-pats. However English speaking locals are few and far between, I am pretty sure door dash is not available, and neither is Uber. If he wants cheaper living conditions and access to a new pool of girlfriends who love blue eyes, he could easily do it here. He would have to, leave his house and interact with the locals in spanish, which are things that are in his wheelhouse anyway. The thing I am pretty sure he is incapable of doing is buying a motorcycle to get around the city. Being a scared poor bitch, he would be relegated to the busses and tuk-tuks with the other poors and not a bish-attracting giga chad.
 
Drunkensailor said:
I am visiting a friend in Oaxaca, Mexico and this place is cheaper than Merida and still has some ex-pats. However English speaking locals are few and far between, I am pretty sure door dash is not available, and neither is Uber. If he wants cheaper living conditions and access to a new pool of girlfriends who love blue eyes, he could easily do it here. He would have to, leave his house and interact with the locals in spanish, which are things that are in his wheelhouse anyway. The thing I am pretty sure he is incapable of doing is buying a motorcycle to get around the city. Being a scared poor bitch, he would be relegated to the busses and tuk-tuks with the other poors and not a bish-attracting giga chad.
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Ralph just needs a big open pasture somewhere that the bishes can come running at him from all directions without trampling on each other. It's them bishes gettin' all tangled up like that is causing a commotion.
 
I’m surprised Ralph divulged his move so soon. I’ve noticed on his other social medial accounts he’s been following putas colombianas and real estate agents.

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There’s no way his income would allow for renewing residency in Mexico. However, I believe he could for a digital nomad visa in Colombia. It typically allows for two years and requires income documented at around 1200 USD monthly and health insurance.

I don’t know how the cats will factor in. He will likely abandon them if it isn’t easy for him.

A move to Colombia would signal he has completely given up trying to be a father to either of his children.

It will give him a cheaper cost of living and maintain access to drugs and whores.

Ralph, remember the Colombians pronounce their “y” sounds with a “sh”

Like Ayer sounds like “Asher”
 
Drunkensailor said:
I am visiting a friend in Oaxaca, Mexico and this place is cheaper than Merida and still has some ex-pats. However English speaking locals are few and far between, I am pretty sure door dash is not available, and neither is Uber. If he wants cheaper living conditions and access to a new pool of girlfriends who love blue eyes, he could easily do it here. He would have to, leave his house and interact with the locals in spanish, which are things that are in his wheelhouse anyway. The thing I am pretty sure he is incapable of doing is buying a motorcycle to get around the city. Being a scared poor bitch, he would be relegated to the busses and tuk-tuks with the other poors and not a bish-attracting giga chad.
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DiDi is what I've used in Mexico.
 
Obscura539 said:
A move to Colombia would signal he has completely given up trying to be a father to either of his children.
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When he was melting down over numba1ralphamale he responded to the superchat: "How are you planning on paying child support without me?" with,

"Ah don't give a FUCK about child support!!!"

So I think it's fair to say that ship has sailed.

Xanduh and little BET are finally free.
 
Drunkensailor said:
I am visiting a friend in Oaxaca, Mexico and this place is cheaper than Merida and still has some ex-pats. However English speaking locals are few and far between,
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You may feel safe visiting friends there but our ralphie would have no one there to hang with. He’d be all alone in a less safe area than where he’s at now. Oaxaca is relatively ‘safe’ compared to Cartel country but there are lots of muggings and armed robberies targeting tourists/gringos which he might as well have a neon sign flashing I’M A GRINGO, ROB ME on his big white ass. It’s in the ‘exercise increased caution’ yellow area of MX on the State Dept. travel advisory map
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where Merida is the lone blue island of safety in the entire country. Ralphie is too scared to venture out of his safe little blue bubble ever since his last trip to Tijuana which left him badly spooked.
Drunkensailor said:
I am pretty sure door dash is not available, and neither is Uber. If he wants cheaper living conditions and access to a new pool of girlfriends who love blue eyes, he could easily do it here
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He relies on delivery services for his chips and beer (and drugs) since he can barely hobble around his little apartment on his bum leg. Going out to get food and supplies isn’t really an option. I don’t think Oaxaca is in ralph’s future.
Obscura539 said:
A move to Colombia would signal he has completely given up trying to be a father to either of his children.
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That’s already happened.
Obscura539 said:
It will give him a cheaper cost of living
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Is it cheaper than what he has now?
 
General searching online Columbia does not seem cheaper than how Ralph is living now, Ralph's rent is like 400 or so and his other expenses are pretty small. With no truck, no child support payments, a modest botting of $100 a month, he can comfortably live for just under $1000 a month. I don't see it being much cheaper in Columbia and probably not with the deliveries he relies on with his bum leg.

The cats would probably be better off being abandoned at this point. If Cleo dies he'd probably just abandon Smoke without a 2nd thought.
 
Rage Pig said:
Demonbaby 3 and a schizo show incoming?
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I'm split 50-50 on if she is just using him for content, or if she really is this fucking stupid to be groomed by a pig monster. She's definitely no mastermind, and she is a BPD junkie, even if she's just using the pigboy, she might make a bad decision after a bad drug trip or too much alcohol and he will take advantage of that. We will see, it will be very funny if Scarlett pulls the rug out on him after he publicly promised to inseminate her lmfao
 
She will make a bad decision? She is a disaster and Ralph would be better off without her. What exactly does she bring to the table? A blown out vagina and a schnoz you could land a 737 on? Hips like a 12 year old boy? As bad as Ethan Ralph is, that chick is a blackhole (heh), a huge net negative. Ralph could still conceivably get his shit together and scrape out a meager life, that girl is nothing but downsides. I say let the ugly dork Matt Meade keep her.
 
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drammamean said:
She will make a bad decision? She is a disaster and Ralph would be better off without her. What exactly does she bring to the table? A blown out vagina and a schnoz you could land a 737 on? Hips like a 12 year old boy? As bad as Ethan Ralph is that chick is a blackhole (heh), a huge net negative. Ralph could still conceivably get his shit together and scrape out a meager life, that girl is nothing but downsides. I say let the ugly dork Matt Meade keep her.
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Demonbaby #3 will make Josh "Broke Dick" Connor Moon and the rest of Karen Farms seethe, that alone is worthwhile to him. Plus, having another whore sit on his gunt means he has another asshole that will fall victim to his thumb, something that I presume is in short supply these days for him.
 
30+GameOvers said:
I'm split 50-50 on if she is just using him for content, or if she really is this fucking stupid to be groomed by a pig monster. She's definitely no mastermind, and she is a BPD junkie, even if she's just using the pigboy, she might make a bad decision after a bad drug trip or too much alcohol and he will take advantage of that. We will see, it will be very funny if Scarlett pulls the rug out on him after he publicly promised to inseminate her lmfao
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She's been orbiting Rekieta and the Dabbleverse faggots along with Ralph. She's 100% looking for clout and thinks this band of retards will give her some because they're all retarded enough to fall for it.
 
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