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🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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lowly kiwi merchant
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The video is called "BiGuysFuck - Jordan Joseph Kingsley Kross And Scarlett Hampton"
I was doing some research to see if she was schitzo in her porn days. She has a lot of scenes. At least 25.
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He won't get droned. My sources confirm that he's a snitch working for the DEA and that he provided vital information leading to today's arrest. The Killstream Senorita gave him this information. BRB, spreading these facts on Mexican Twitter rn. #jngc #ElMencho #EthanRalphMeridaDEA
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Human contact. Ralph is very, very lonely.
There are sheets on the mattress, covers on the pillows and reliable electricity. This was a Five Star day compared to his usual accommodation.
(this is what he flexed online on his last beach trip in ‘paradise’)
He's never been able to handle it, he's just too broken to hide it now.
He'd give her away for a scrap of positive attention from the first two and would try to get Rekieta to let him have a crack at Kayla in exchange.
She may have picked up an incurable STD and lied about it.
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That was the theory Mersh posited a week or two ago, but he walked that back. It would explain her leaving the industry, but I don't think even an outfit like blacked would keep her on if she had AIDS.
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Goddamn he’s scared.
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Finally starting to see a spark of the ol’Rage Pig. We may be headed towards a spring harvest.
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*long, deep breath through the nose* An image came into my head unbidden of testing my grip strength on his fat cheeks, his piggy screams like lullabies to my ears.
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I laugh internally at all of these and find them funny as fuck. What i don't find funny is with every tweet that gets put out into tge ethos there is a fraction of a percent of a chance Ralph gets clipped.
Thats no funny because it takes away my funny.
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That would also be funny too. Funny but sad because we'd get no more content.
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Smoking 100’s is faggier than having sex with a male.
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Well...what were your findings? Or...did you get a lil' preoccupied if you know what I'm saying?
Ralph's inability to take a joke will never cease to amaze me. Like really. How hard is to go "haha yeah I'm a retard" after doing something retarded? What's funny is he'll kinda sorta take a joke when he's alone in his room and talking to himself when he's streaming to a dozen people, but there's something that particularly infuriates Ralph if it's coming from someone else who isn't an e-daddeh. It REALLY drives home that Ralph was bullied relentlessly when he was growing up
I don't get it? Is Ralph not a fag?
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Exactly thats the conundrum I face. A dead Ralph is funny yet finite arc. If hes alive hes a bloated tree that giveth the kino fruit.
6 in one hand a pig in the other
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STAY SAFE KING. TRY NOT TO SMOKE ALL THE CARTEL MEMEBERS YOURSELF. WE ARE GONNA SHOW THE CARTELS WHAT A NEGATIVE FIVE STAR DAY IS BISH
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Few things make me cringe as hard as the guy desperate to look cool who thinks posting pics of himself smoking is gonna do the job. Fucking laaaaaame.