Is this real ? Did you cut early and he clearly said that as a joke or is he really that stupid?
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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I got it from that poems nigga on the xitty and someone else in the thread quoted the same thing he said (without video) earlier in the thread.
I have no idea what comes after but I assume he wasn't joking and he really is that stupid.
I remember when Phil would at least try and debunk things of substance like how he never spent thousands of dollars on WWE champions, didn't scam people on patreon and didn't groom Leanna.. He's been that badly felted over the years we've now been reduced to *checks notes* debunking the lyrics of one line in the banana song.
How far we done fell.
How far we done fell.
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I mentioned this before everyone started arguing about what the lyric is (who cares, he's a lying retard whose story changes constantly, make up your own mind). He hesitates when he would say "put banana in my mouth". Every time. It's like the punchline to the whole bit. He can't help but be uncomfortable about the lyric that reveals his secret fantasy.
The second funniest part is him pretending he's never heard the song before and intentionally singing it off-pitch and off-cadence every time it comes up. Retard of 40+ years deliberately singing a song wrong because it makes him look like a cocksucker. Phil stays losing forever.
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Believe it or not, there's still people, even on this board, who refuse to believe what a massive flaming faggot he is. So the strategy of closeted denialism seems to have some efficacy.
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Ok sure he's autistic.... but is he wrong?
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Yes, because you put the sauce in the holder once the lid is already opened. He essentually has it backwards.
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Are you genuinely asking whether The Guy who tried eating cup noodle with a spoon, who didn't understand the mechanics of eating chicken off the bone and called it "work", who can't grip a knife and fork correctly and ends up holding them sideways or upside down, who moves his head towards the fork to bite the food rather than moving the fork to his head like a civilized person, who does some weird hand movement that looks like he's about to swing a backhand in tennis merely in order to eat a slice of pizza, is this stupid? Are you really seriously asking this?
The 30 minute banana song narrative timelapse video by Meerkat demonstrates this brilliantly. By the 10th time of him pretending that he doesn't know what the banana song is he suddenly starts questioning whether the mere concept of featuring a banana in a song is even possible. His denials of knowing the song become so ridiculous that while I was listening to the timelapse I wondered whether he would start denying that he knows what a banana is.
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Are we calling this whole situation "Bananagate" yet? Because I feel like with this revelation, we're in Watergate territory.
Lmao this is all so stupid, I love it.
ETA: Or maybe "Denimgate".
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What gets me about denimgate is that in true Phil fashion he literally created one more thing to seethe over. No one was seriously claiming the squeeze banana song as an epic detractor meme like he says, it was just used in edits as an insert or intro because it was a silly clip. It was no different from "look it's a money creature" or "thanks for the money stupid fuck hahaha". but because DSP is autistic about his gay little improv song he just had to latch on to the denim lyric and caused tractors to micro analyze it just to prove him wrong. DSP went from: What is that banana song I don't even know what that is -> it was just a silly thing I did and it meant nothing -> I never said denim you stupid retards
and in a few months we're gonna loop back to "what banana song I don't know what that is" guaranteed
and in a few months we're gonna loop back to "what banana song I don't know what that is" guaranteed
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This whole "Wendy's chicken nugget dipping sauce holder that can only be used once before it spills out" thing does raise serious questions about this niggas autism.
He must've learned to replicate other people and is totally and legitimately autistic and his mind is totally alien.
It makes me wonder how the fuck this nigga deals with day to day life. It probably explains quite a bit about why he couldn't handle living without Pandalee and requires a much bigger and beefier tard wrangler (khet) to beat him to shit and make sure he isn't doing weird shit.
He must've learned to replicate other people and is totally and legitimately autistic and his mind is totally alien.
It makes me wonder how the fuck this nigga deals with day to day life. It probably explains quite a bit about why he couldn't handle living without Pandalee and requires a much bigger and beefier tard wrangler (khet) to beat him to shit and make sure he isn't doing weird shit.
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To abuse the old Omni-Man meme "he doesn't". I mean seriously what is his daily life? Rolls up drunk out of bed at 10 am (probably) he sips a coffee and eats some trash, does his stream, eats dinner with his whale does another stream drinks himelf into a stupor rolls into bed at 3-4 AM. Rinse and repeat
Also, give it a few more days and he comes out saying "I really wnated to sing "I want BBC, big tasty BBC, comes up my ass" Because HE'S GAY! HE LUSTS FOR BBC'S!
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That's my favourite thing about it, everytime he sings it, he ends up creating a new version. Making the whole thing even funnier.
He really can't stop putting himself in worst and worst situations
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the banana song debate is pretty stupid. I would expect a better subplot in the midlife crisis arc. the writers need to get back on track.
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I saw his Banana Song crashout on Memology today and it's not just insufferable to the point that it's outright impossible to listen to even on Memology, it's absolutely unhinged. Also I dunno how did people heard "denim" but it was very clear that he was saying something like "squeeze d'nana!" rather than "Denim".
I know this because Memology101 used his Banana Song as a header multiple times especially at around 2023.
I know this because Memology101 used his Banana Song as a header multiple times especially at around 2023.
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its a fact that if phil embraced the banana song, we surely would've hated it back then.
phil being intentionally funny is as rare as a married woman who got fat going back to being skinny for her own husband without a divorce, so like every other time, he would soon drive the banana song into the mud.
and yesterday was different man, he is legit going nuts.
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Late AG but my take on the cutout in that Wendy's box is that your not supposed to use it like that rather its for ease of take out think about it any other place you get nugs from the sauce is loose in the bag shifting around but but thanks to the cut out in the box it stays in place.
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Nigger what. You can't be serious.
Ok if people don't get it, you're supposed to COMPLETELY OPEN THE NUGGET BOX, LIKE FOLD THE TOP FLAP BACK COMPLETELY and then put the sauce container in the same hole (basically it goes in the opposite way Phil put it).
Then the sauce container is facing up/open and the nuggets can be accessed easily.
Like this you retard speds:
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This blows my mind. You don't need a fucking PHd to figure this out, neither to be valedictorian. How retarded can one be? I bet even Jayde can figure this "puzzle" out.