DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
Fridge Raider said:
Authentic Italian food like East Coast style American pizza, d00d. He's just so desperate to be a part of something, some group, or to have some sort of credibility or respect. Anything but actually earning that respect.
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And yet, when he lived 15 minutes away, he never went to Modern Apizza, Sally's, or Pepe's. The three most famous and best places in the country. He said he never went to any of the actual authentic Eyetalian Apizza places in New Haven, including the 3 big ones.

Fraud!
 
GibMoneyPls said:
And yet, when he lived 15 minutes away, he never went to Modern Apizza, Sally's, or Pepe's. The three most famous and best places in the country. He said he never went to any of the actual authentic Eyetalian Apizza places in New Haven, including the 3 big ones.

Fraud!
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He's over the age of 40 and gets excited by Wendy's chicken nugget style goyslop...
Nevermind the amazing restaurants and cafes all over Seattle he can't even cook anything of note.

Edit: he thinks bugsnax is the fucking penultimate video game and is an avid Nintendo and Sony customer. Primo console soyboy who consumes nothing but goyslop.
 


my gaslighting, girlbossing, moobsmaxxing KING

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top10 EU in Lords Mobile said:
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"Uhh I think it goes 'I want banana, tasty banana" *begin to masturbate imaginary penis onto face* *catch self* "I don't remember"

Dr Pavel I'm CIA said:
That's why I'd love him going on a vacation to Italy and act like Italian pizza isn't authentic cause the crust is all thin and there's no gravy at the side.
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I know it's made fun of a lot but his homemade pizzas aren't made fun of enough.
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Doomguy said:
He hesitates when he would say "put banana in my mouth". Every time. It's like the punchline to the whole bit. He can't help but be uncomfortable about the lyric that reveals his secret fantasy.

The second funniest part is him pretending he's never heard the song before and intentionally singing it off-pitch and off-cadence every time it comes up. Retard of 40+ years deliberately singing a song wrong because it makes him look like a cocksucker. Phil stays losing forever.
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Dance piggy dance
 
Lord_Point said:
https://web.archive.org/web/20041009164646fw_/http://www.top-haters.com/main.htm

Fortunately way back machine has archived his retardation. You can see such highlights as BBC porn on the disclaimer tab(GAY), recruitment posters for the hate army that never existed, and his hot takes like WC3 and counter strike are shit games or why he would never fuck a hot cosplay girl. (Spoiler its because hot cosplay girls are beneath his dignity BECAUSE HES GAY)
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And he was beneath their dignity even if he tried to hide his gayness back then
 
30 hours into rimworld and he literally hasn’t done shit.

I thought Minecraft was bad but this entire playthrough has just been hours of staring at the same screen. 30 hours and he hasn’t even left his colony base to explore once.
 
JohnRedcorn said:
30 hours into rimworld and he literally hasn’t done shit.

I thought Minecraft was bad but this entire playthrough has just been hours of staring at the same screen. 30 hours and he hasn’t even left his colony base to explore once.
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Might actually be the slowest progressing colony in the history of rimworld not even kidding. He has food issues every single stream and has been debating building a mineral scanner for like 5 streams now.
 
JohnRedcorn said:
30 hours and he hasn’t even left his colony base to explore once.
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He's a fundamentally, deeply uncurious person. If you do not hand-hold him he won't do anything. The less guidance there is in any play activity, the more bored and apathetic he becomes. He has zero appreciation for the feelings of exploration, learning, figuring something out and persevering (or if he has feelings, they are of an adverse nature). I'm sure a psychologist would have a field day.
 
myone said:
He has zero appreciation for the feelings of exploration, learning, figuring something out and persevering (or if he has feelings, they are of an adverse nature)
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Minecraft was the perfect illustration of that, on his 3 playthroughs he built the same box house, and basically spent most of his time fishing. He never went to the end during the last playthrough despite putting 150+ hours in.

Rimwold is no different he's managing his colony as well as you'd imagine... He has the game paused most of the time while he's eye fucking chat for suggestions. He basically refuses to change the difficulty and won't explore

They really have to explain to him how what they want him to do will benefit him otherwise he won't do it.
It took him ages to accept bulding a killbox and it's only after the dent explained it being a good thing that the pig accepted.

I'll spoiler it but images speak louder than words about what little he achieved
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Phil is just uncreative. Could you imagine him playing any open-ended games at this point? I am thinking of games like Medieval dynasty, any of the Total War games or other management games? Heck didn't he play an indie game where you manage a software company and he went bankrupt after a few days? chat plays his games attached with "support" leading to his further mental decline.

also, kinda funny notice: his subcount hasn't grown since the Asmon bump. It is really telling how dead his channel is when you can't profit longterm from having one of the most known people on. Kinda shows in his viewcount too, it is one flatline hovering around 450k views a month. He is and probably will be held up by a handful of lonely whales who for some reason don't look for female streamers but end up with a middleaged, gay retard
 
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