💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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This is definitely a Big Nik project, I highly doubt Pat had any involvement at all. The copy on the website is very obviously ChatGPT generated. How dumb could she be to think something like this could become anything other than a pest playground with her fat wife's absurd online presence is beyond me.

Here's to hoping Big Nik quit the sauce and quits Rick's bloated drunk ass soon. I think after the "husband" experiment Lynn would be ok with her shacking up and smashing clams at this point. Mostly for the laughs another Pat divorce will bring us, but really, she deserves all of this and worse.

This is most likely another scam to allow Lynn to funnel money to her retarded daughter, however I would not be surprised by the honeypot theories either. They think they have a big payday coming from the MPD lawsuit and are most likely itching to relitigate the stalker childs.
 
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Tbf I was using Ghost Archive because Archive Today wasn't working for me. Someone else might have more luck.
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I didn't get any luck on all archives, including Wayback and Megalodon, unfortunately. Also related to Mocktails, but ERMAGEWD MAH FUCKEN RIBSSSS JUST CLOT AND GREW TUMORS AND WINGS OUT OF MY BACK HAWLEE SHEEEETTTT :story:
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Brian had just twisted Rick's piggy titty tatters again :story:
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Enjoy blackout outside Chubby's Cheesesteak, stalker.
 
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The best part of this type of event cropping up overnight is seeing the panic response once business hours start the next day.
 
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There's some reviews too:
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McMitch said:
The best part of this type of event cropping up overnight is seeing the panic response once business hours start the next day.
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A concerned citizen has already alerted the affected parties.
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I really hope that Patrick doesn’t shoot someone.

While this is hilarious, it is still messing with their attempts to earn a living.

The pig might see red if someone at a bar asks a bartender in his earshot about a ”Dead black baby” and if it is a real cocktail.
 
Gothic Runes said:
A concerned citizen has already alerted the relevant parties.
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As a Milwaukee local I can assure you that the Hi-Hat Lounge, Swingin' Door Exchange, and Hooligan's do NOT sell any cocktails called "Dead Black Babies".
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I woke up 90 minutes before my alarm, and have been stuck in a cycle of thinking "today is going to suck hard" for the last couple of hours.

I am so very pleased to be so very mistaken.
 
inconel said:
This is most likely another scam to allow Lynn to funnel money to her retarded daughter, however I would not be surprised by the honeypot theories either.
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To me, this screams "Jacki GayOps". I 100% believe this is going to turn out to be another "hiring TorSwats from Mexico" or "hiring assassins off craigslist" type deal
 
My ribs have been sent sky high. Oh man, if only Cryptic Web Chronicles was still around to cover this.

Never change, Brothermen!
 
Nocturnal Niggeroni
Peachy Patty
Sensational Stalker
Chiseled Child
Plum Prison?
Man, I can't come up with any creative names.

FinnSven said:
I really hope that Patrick doesn’t shoot someone.

While this is hilarious, it is still messing with their attempts to earn a living.

The pig might see red if someone at a bar asks a bartender in his earshot about a ”Dead black baby” and if it is a real cocktail.
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Not a real cocktail but I heard it's an ingredient for a certain type of pepperoni.
 
the 'basement meatjuice'
sparkling water, ground beef, garlic powder, brown food coloring
mix in a blender until smooth, then serve in a pringles can
 
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