💰 Grifter Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive - Right-wing culture warrior, substance-addled bisexual horndog who can't keep it in his pants, has lost work and now his family

Some clips from the episode of Rift TV with Nick Fuentes. I focused on Elijah speaking while watching this stream as Nick is often extremely guarded when appearing on other streams, so there could be more in this stream from Nick but these are all of the interesting/funny bits I could find from Elijah. I've added emphasis in the clip descriptions to make browsing them easier. Enjoy.


Not even 10 minutes in, Elijah pulls up a clip of a congresswoman he claims to have been friends with and explains that he attended parties with her and her husband at CPAC. Mentioning this he says that he is "apparently infamous for" having attended the conference. He then says, quote, "Lets just say I didn't buy her any benadryl, she's a nice girl and we appreciate her..." in reference to the recent allegations of his having given Benadryl (which causes drowsiness) to Sarah Stock prior to cheating on his wife with her. After they listen to the clip, which I've sped up because who cares, he goes on to say that he remembers now that she is a social media influencer and you can look her up in her underwear!



Elijah reviews a video of Israeli's protesting because IDF soldiers were punished for raping prisoners. While explaining the clip he says "anally rape" and then says "sorry for people who have children in the room, this isn't a children's show" as if anyone has kids watching this...his language is oddly sexually charged during multiple parts of the show...after the clip plays he says that he doesnt know if it's based or not that the Israelis were raping prisoners, he doesn't want to mess up the talking points. He goes on to talk about Evangelicals and says that they're "more moral people than me". Then says the Orthodox "threw him under the bus recently" with an annoyed tone. Yeah, surprisingly most Christians are going to call you out for being a serial philanderer, you fucking lispy queer.



While introducing Nick, Elijah claims they won't be talking gossip during this difficult time for Elijah, Nick has been a good friend and he thanks Nick and the groypers for rallying behind him. Israel wants to destroy his life, there's no personal responsibility to be had here.



While discussing the conflict in Iran Elijah Schaffer cannot help but to again bring the topic back to sex. Elijah says "these strikes aren't just toppling ...there's no statues of Saddam just coming down...the baddies haven't unleashed their boobs...". From there Elijah claims that part of the reason that Israel wants a war with Iran is so that their women will become liberated and join OnlyFans. He also begs Iranian women move to Texas and then complains about pajeets.



Talking about a tweet from "Captive Dreamer", Elijah Schaffer says that he was wrong to tell his audience to vote for Trump, which Nick delights in and thanks him for apologizing. Elijah goes on to say he would still vote for Trump because he was trying to get an employee, Michael Hennessey, out of jail for J6 and trying to get his own wiretapping investigation dropped. He claims the FBI is after him and to check out his old content for more! Mentions some 2 hour video he made about it. From there they begin to point fingers at Captive Dreamer and twitter users at large as being plant accounts from glownigs or something. Schizoposting, basically. Worth noting is that Elijah Schaffer asks the question, "how many of these influencers are being paid", which is ironic considering he admitted multiple times during this stream that he used to work as a lobbyist being paid to push political talking points...more on that in the next clip for those interested.



Lobbying clip, here Elijah Schaffer says he is no longer lobbying for the Republican party and he's still under strict NDAs. Elijah Schaffer says that through one organization he will lose out on 60k this year by not lobbying. From there he talks about strategies that lobbyists engage in and then review a story of the Israeli government failing to pay influencers



Elijah recounts a story where he was drinking with Dan Crenshaw, Dave Rubin, and Fleccas where he noticed a female intern of Fleccas that had her phone out that he flipped over and found to be recording. Interesting that Elijah Schaffer is so willing to discuss these behind the scenes moments, I wonder if Fleccas would like this story being told.



Personal note from Elijah, he has every right to privacy and that he was blackmailed and told to delete his account. He claims he told his blackmailers to release his dick pic. Quote: "I'm not that cool, chill guy. I'm like a guy that I love my country and I'm willing to die for my country and I'm scared for that part because I don't want my kids to grow up without a father...they went with the full scale, full blackmail, character assassination, investor assassination...they did all this stuff and I said 'Fuck you, I got a dick and it works'..." ITS ALWAYS ABOUT COCKS WITH THIS FAGGOT.



While shilling coffee Elijah says he likes light roast because he doesn't like black things. Then he has tech issues and is very exasperated and lispy. Funny because he just sounds like such a queer.



Elijah says that he was planning to kill himself after being (allegedly) exposed as a gooner, serial philanderer, and drug enthusiast. Nick talked him down from doing so, so we can all thank Nick Fuentes for ensuring this lolcow will be milked another day. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE NICK!

Finally, the plugs and donos...going into the plugs and donations segment of the show, Elijah says to beware of people who are grifting off the jew topic (..............) and that all of the true and untrue things that have been said about him lately would not have been said if he had not come out against Israel. Elijah plugs his discord and says "we have a lot of fun in there, we're racist, we're sexist, we're misogynistic, uh well not me of course because I'm going to court I would never be any of those things and I'm a nice guy...if you want to follow a perfect guy who for the court never does anything wrong you can subscribe there [locals]". Then during the donations segment they discuss how their fans are autistic undesirables that they hate having to interact with.

Regarding the full response to the allegations video that was mentioned briefly here (although I didn't see a direct link to it or any in depth discussion or summary): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHtZJd2C_9A

I listened to the entire video and I would describe it as a non-stop, incoherent, rambling attempt to divert attention from the allegations themselves to focus on the people involved and what he believes is a criminal conspiracy against him. He takes no accountability and denies everything while simultaneously admitting there are parts of the dossier compiled on him that are true. Off the top of my head here are some of the things that Elijah claims in the video:

• His brother in law made the 27 page dossier on him.
• His brother in law and Milo "were working with" or "were trying to work with" the FBI to "take down" RiftTV, he says this a number of times and in different ways.
• He claims he never had sex with Sarah Stock, "not only did I never have sex with an engaged or married Sarah but I also have never had sex with any other engaged or married woman other than my wife".
• His brother in law frequents gay sex clubs in Berlin.
• Elijah and his wifes marriage had dissolved into a mostly dead bedroom arrangement where his in laws were living with them and at the end of the relationship they were sleeping in different rooms at her parents behest.
• His in laws were very controlling with his wife and their children and how they were to be raised to the point they created a schedule for the children that he claims was also trying to reduce the time he could spend with them. (Personally I think that he wanted to make his children's schedule fit his hedonist lifestyle)
• The only substances he uses are TRT, peptides and hair pills. "Can a nigga have a sharp chin...?"

Also, I plugged the video into an AI tool that summarizes videos (notegpt.io), it gave me one free summary so I used this video and copied the markdown it spit out and pasted it into this cryptpad (used the code version to make sure it rendered the markdown) as I don't know if this forum would render it properly in a post and it's very long. Also attaching it as a md file with the file extension set to txt so the forum will allow it.


I want to archive the entire response video honestly, to start with here is a copy of just the audio with the intro video about jews removed so it's just the response.


If people want I can cut out each segment and render them low res as video or just audio and upload them like that as well. Here are some highlights, kinda hard to do with this since it's so long winded and schizo. Venti did a great job pointing out how divergent he gets within a five second run on sentence in her video:



CLIPS

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Schaffer introduces the response claiming his brother in law wrote the 27 page dossier on him and worked with Milo and tried to work with the FBI to "take down" Rift TV. Elijah Schaffer says he wants to clear the air because nothing has been truthful so far and the story is much bigger than reported. He says that he's making this video for his kids, not for you, because he doesn't want them growing up with their dad's reputation smeared. Schaffer says that he is being blackmailed and criminally extorted and the best way to handle blackmail is to "own it and share it yourself". He also says they claim to have a dick pic and he believes that is true. Elijah says he will tie this back to the "Eight front war" and that the FBI is involved in this. This is actually not about him, it's about Rift TV.



Here he discusses being reached out to by the New York Times, which we now know to have been a message he received on whatsapp sent from a troll who used twitter's AI grok to generate the image as seen in the screenshots just a few posts above this one.



Schaffer discusses the blackmail claiming he was told to remove his social media or log off for 1 year and to check in to rehab. He claims they don't have a specific drug they accuse him of using and that he's not using any illegal substances and has been cleared by a psychiatrist who said there's no reason for him to go to rehab. Schaffer claims that his brother in law and Milo are both addicts and sexual degenerates and specifically says his brother in law frequents gay sex clubs in Berlin. Of Milo he says that he is a chaos agent and the "enemy of our movement", which is a movement about rights handed down from God. He says he believes Sarah Stock was blackmailed. He claims his father was threatened. Claims he is the "victim of a multi-state criminal investigation in the theft of my car and the trafficking of my my firearm as well as wiretapping and as well as felony and misdemeanor threats of uh blackmail and extortion." He says anyone would have caved to this.



Here Elijah uses Christ and his Christianity as a shield against criticism amidst the allegations against him and his pending divorce. "To the Christians out there who believed Milo and took his word based off of a thread and some broken interviews, shame on you." He claims that all of this happened before he found God, so actually it's not something that you can even criticize him on anymore. He tagged home plate, he's safe now guys! Sickening, no personal responsibility. This quote is so good I need to call it out:

...Yeah, I am a sinner. I make mistakes. But you cannot use that against me. You cannot like the devil. There's only two people who will use your past against you and that's women and the devil. But not God. God doesn't do that.

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Wew. Schaffer goes on to say that he will never endorse sexual sin on his show! (other than all the sexual jokes he makes of course) Elijah says that people are taking the word of a gay man who faked a conversion to catholicism. Here's your mirror, Elijah:
Elijah says that Sarah Stock did not cause the divorce and that won't be in the court documents. "Not only did I never have sex with an engaged or married Sarah, but I also have never had sex with any other engaged or married woman other than my wife throughout my entire life, even before I met her."



Elijah says that the dossier came out the same day he was given a rush judgement on his motion to dismiss a $5M lawsuit against him by "the FBI", which I think is actually by Kash Patel and his girlfriend for Elijah's claims that she is a mossad agent? Not sure exactly, will try to figure that out and amend this. Yes, he's in litigation for defamation against Alexis Wilkins, the girlfriend of Kash Patel for insinuating she is a mossad agent.



Elijah lays out his real defense here, if you believe gay jew Milo SHAME ON YOU, you're part of the problem. Elijah is keeping a list. "You heard a 3 minute records? It was illegally filmed though...Oh he said some mean things one time while he was drinking...Oops., that's not a crime though." in reference to the verbal abuse directed allegedly towards his wife that was leaked. He says that Sarah Stock deleting her account is not proof of anything other than she is being blackmailed.


Here Elijah recounts about some schizo zionism related story but in doing so he talks about a trip to El Salvador and the way he talks about it seems very odd, like he's only barely able to suppress some wonderful memory that comes to mind at the mere mention of the country. He mentions his love for El Salvador often from the little content of his I've reviewed so far, it's very strange.



Schaffer says that everyone is going to ignore "all the receipts" (he provides none) and people will say about him "Elijah didn't take responsibility for adultery and instead is blaming his shambled life on the Jews". He says he is not blaming his divorce on the jews, Israel, the FBI, or anyone. This video won't have real answers, that will be for followers on locals who deserve to know, which you don't. He says anyone watching this video is just looking for clips. Guilty. Schaffer also says that he will be reviewing receipts with guests on his youtube show over the "next week", which was this week and I've watched all public streams from the week and he did not review any receipts. He says not one Christian reached out other than Pastor Joshua Hames (Haines?). Shouts out to the groyper community for being behind him. He says on his locals they will review a redacted copy of the dossier for legal reasons. Please reach out to me if you have access to this locals content and I'll assist in clipping it for archiving/commentary.



Elijah gives an extremely delusional and hilarious legal disclaimer in which he says that none of this video can be used in any court proceedings and then introduces the show.



With the show's intro playing 33m45s into the video I'll pause the clipping process because that's meant to be the introduction, the tone and pacing does not slow down for the rest of the video. I'm weighing my options for further dissecting this treasure trove of a manic episode.


Sorry no, BONUS CLIPS because I clipped these two bits before taking the time to do more. First, a talk about looksmaxxing, claiming he only uses TRT and peptides to looksmax. "Can a nigga have a sharp chin or not ya know?"



Here he admits he had a twink phase but says it wasn't sexual.



Edit: fixed one factual thing, added bold highlights to clip descriptions to make skimming this post easier. Also, I want to reiterate this request here: Please reach out to me if you have access to this locals content and I'll assist in clipping it for archiving/commentary.

The reason why Elijah crashed out over the last month is that he has a restraining order against him by his wife. He defaulted and a final restraining order was issued.





Kezia also asked that he be subjected to drug testing but we don't know if that was part of the final order but we can infer it was.


Oh since he calls himself Caligula. This is appropriate for him