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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
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Crew has left. Vicky and Mohammad are talking. She's constantly complaining about nicotine, Mohammad tells her she should try learning fasting. She's huffing an essential oil stick to help her cravings.

Vicky mentioned that she recognized Mohammad, and that she watched his application.

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Vicky NASTY. One of the crew left behind part of a Red Bull, which she happily picked up and chugged the rest of.
 
This dude is already catty and pissy. He also has a huge ego with how much he's looking down on Vicky.

He's perfect. I can't wait for him to spiral.
 
sex haver said:
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Crew has left. Vicky and Mohammad are talking. She's constantly complaining about nicotine, Mohammad tells her she should try learning fasting. She's huffing an essential oil stick to help her cravings.

Vicky mentioned that she recognized Mohammad, and that she watched his application.

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Vicky NASTY. One of the crew left behind part of a Red Bull, which she happily picked up and chugged the rest of.
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My queen is not NASTY, she merely didn't want to let a perfectly good can of red bull to go to waste. She's very ecologically conscious which makes her a QUEEN. Please do not besmirch the good name of the best contestant in this show's history: QUEEN Vicky.
 
A few things:
  • Meta discussion day 1 is LAAAAAAAAAME. Season 6 casting should be done by grabbing random people from the street 3 days before the start, so that background checks can be done (no repeats of the Simmons/Brandon situation), and the Fish can't learn about everything from the past seasons;
  • This show DESPERATELY needs a black woman to listen & learn from;
  • Please cater to me specifically by doing the following (now that there are 10 contestnats, it could work this time):
    Toilet seats vendor said:
    I saw they have a nice dining table, so I think they should take inspiration from Agatha Christie's best-selling book Ten Little Niggers and put up 10 fish figurines representing each contestant, and then get rid of them as the contestants leave the tank/get eliminated
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A third fish has entered the tank. His name is JD.

Edit:

Sure enough, he has a vape on him which was confiscated. Jet joked that they are "three for three" on nicotine addicts.
 
Just a polite reminder that posts in the thread should make sense with posterity. Posts like "woah what was that?" don't make any sense to a reader tomorrow. Please attach screenshots if you're commenting in real-time so it has some value.

For everything else just use chat.
 
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