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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Bashir's getting a little pissy about not being able to eat.
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Signs on doors, can't make out the one on the front.
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Its Vladi Bby said:
Well that and, Im pretty sure a real mooslim wouldnt be on Fishtank
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fairly sure that it would be considered valid conduct to appear on a show like Fishtank if his intention was to spread the Islamic faith and if he conducted himself in line with how a muslim man should. obviously that is not his intention and he won't be conducting himself properly, but for now his main offense is having a woman's haircut along with most of the jewelry he's wearing, imitation of women as a man is considered haram.
 
AlfaMale said:
wow. so we have a half-assed fishtank with jet hitting a soundboard, huh? im starting to feel less and less positive about this season as the day goes on.
hopefully im wrong
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Hey, just wanted to reach out and say that I really enjoyed your post. Your unique view on Jet Neptune's work ethic is something that often goes unnoticed in this thread.
 
Bashir is such an attention whore, he stared daggers at Vance moving the camera off him onto Anisa (talking about having a tattoo of her instagram handle), and loudly interrupted to get it back on him.
 
Noble Redditor said:
Hey, just wanted to reach out and say that I really enjoyed your post. Your unique view on Jet Neptune's work ethic is something that often goes unnoticed in this thread.
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Aquafag said:
jet is retarded
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i mean i get it. i dont mind jet. if you think about it, he has a lot to manage and worry about. i cant imagine that being my job. however i agree with you guys. if i got paid to do what he does 24/7, i would surely make it my life's work to ensure things run smoothly. AND are ACTUALLY entertaining. and not half-assed. but i guess that might be subjective.
 
Hey fuckers. I had AI make a camera wall with rewind/buffering. It uses PPV streams so it's spotty at best.

It'll actively load all streams; so its a bit of a resource hog. but it's just a single html file. works great on my end.


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Here is the clip of the call to prayer.
Bashir a.k.a. Muhammad pestered production with a request to tell him the cardinal directions (so he can pray towards a black cube in the middle east lmao), so Jet put an arrow on the floor.
He has to do this shit 5 times a day. And the 8th 7th fish, Emma, has joined the tank while the call was put on the speakers at full blast. When the prayer was finished, Muhammad sounded like he has just nutted.



Thanks @Polska krowa for the correction.
 
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Disclaimer I am bad at this.

Did they lie about the direction of Mecca???

From Atlanta the direction is supposedly 96.41° or Basically East+6°.
This is the room and windows are facing NE.
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The arrow lined out is not egregiously bad, but not East.
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I propose it would be something like this on a map
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East-ish. but more like NE and the direction is supposed to be a bit more than East.

Common incompetency or a bit? don't know.
 
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