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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Mr.Bucket said:
Her 'art' is not much to write home about, tbh.
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Examples of their art
 
Banh Xeo said:
It’s prayer time lmao
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Blitzsneed said:
Here is the clip of the call to prayer.
Bashir a.k.a. Muhammad pestered production with a request to tell him the cardinal directions (so he can pray towards a black cube in the middle east lmao), so Jet put an arrow on the floor.
He has to do this shit 5 times a day. And the 8th 7th fish, Emma, has joined the tank while the call was put on the speakers at full blast. When the prayer was finished, Muhammad sounded like he has just nutted.

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Did no one else catch the exchange just after the call to prayer finished ringing round the house - when Bashir came downstairs and met the new fish Emma for the first time?

Bashir: "I was praying. They were playing the call to prayer. In Arabic"

Emma: "That's nice. What religion?"

....

With her and Landon, wtf are they putting in the water in Wisconsin?...
 
Blitzsneed said:
Here is the clip of the call to prayer.
Bashir a.k.a. Muhammad pestered production with a request to tell him the cardinal directions (so he can pray towards a black cube in the middle east lmao), so Jet put an arrow on the floor.
He has to do this shit 5 times a day. And the 8th 7th fish, Emma, has joined the tank while the call was put on the speakers at full blast. When the prayer was finished, Muhammad sounded like he has just nutted.

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Thanks @Polska krowa for the correction.
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This prayer stuff is gonna get old quick. Hopefully there’s an Orthodox Jew willing to be a freeloader to fuck with this guy.
 
Candover said:
Are they going to actually do that call to prayer 5 times a day? I wonder if they actually told him which way to face or just made it up.
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If they woke me up with that kiddey diddle shit at 5am i be kicking someone face in.. muslum dude is a fuckbag anyways
 
Tenth and final fish has arrived. Her name is "Charity".

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No indication she had any nicotine in her bags, none mentioned.
 
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