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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
i'm all in on the twins. theyre perfect contestants. weird ass juggalo twins from the middle of nowhere.
they feel like they could be people out of the cobraverse (rip).

charitys amusing too. someone whos spent her whole life trying to be on tv. weird california flip who is always over energetic about everything.

those are the two (three) i find most amusing in a good way.

i dont care for the muslim larp guy. its a dumb gimmick.
the discord guy has the potential to be funny, but on the other hand - total discord fag death.

the guy who was like a reality show guy he seems like he could be funny, hes sort of like a luke character.
opioid girl is kind of like a rachel except shes not morbidly obese so its not as funny, its just kinda annoying.
 
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Kitty Cat Man said:
just the general vibe and way she's cozying up to vicky.

her audition video has a couple red flags too. mentions she's a people pleaser, mentions this desire for "trying new things" and "being sick of stagnation" - both common reasons BPD girls use to do crazy shit.

I am not vincent gallo respecter even though I do respect vincent gallo and want him on fishtank, btw.
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all girls use those excuses to justify their behavior

shell make it a few weeks before she gets kicked for being nontent and boring
 
Rolex said:
Also kratom is the actual devil's lettuce if you're badly addicted. I've heard dozens of former heroin addicts say kratom withdrawal feels worse.
That being said, I don't feel bad for Vicky Addicty. I hope makes it far, if only for the crash outs.
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Frank Hassle revealed on his Xitty account recently that he was previously a Kratom addict. It wouldn't surprise me if a number of the wiggers take that kind of shit. It's truly a nigger-tier drug and there are much better ones out there if you can finagle them from a doctor that are way less destructive, work better and have the added benefit of an actual doctor prescribing the meds and monitoring usage and not letting the patient get 5000 pills a day.

Kind of surprised that Jeet Averageson Nepstune managed to pull off what looks like an interesting new season. I had honestly pinned the likelihood of things working being very low.
I'm interested to see if he manages to execute things better without Sam Hyde around and also with the break they took.

So yeah, job well done Jeet. I'm honestly surprised things look so organized and also captivating to so many people.
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
She's more aware than she seems, she was trolling Vicky hard while 'consoling' her last night, and constantly turning to the camera and laughing while watching the jonesing.
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i dont think emma is payton
i think shes the girl who jimmy chucked a mallet at (abby or whatever)
 
Lake Cresva Diver said:
If you are watching and something interesting happens check https://www.fishtank.live/clips and sort by newest then upload it here for people who can't no life watch. Almost everything interesting gets clipped by someone so it's basically no work to archive the ments.
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a reminder for new frens. may allah bless the clip posters.
 
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Bam is greeting the fish, asking how things went last night. Said they didn't give out many fishbucks last night, so time to hand some out! He gave everyone a JOB ENVELOPE, and the fish are now getting their jobs for the day.

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Bashir immediately left the room and went to confessional to show his off. He's the JANITOR for the day and will receive $22 for keeping the house clean.

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Some info for the people using Sneed chat, we have some new commands.
Money
The bot has a basic money system:
  • You have a starting balance of ₣500, check with !bal
  • You can redeem ₣300 every day with !daily
  • You can send money to users via !juice <user id>
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  • You can check someone else's balance with !pocketwatch <user id/user name>
  • You can gamble there's a bunch of games, !dice, !lambchop etc.
Stox
You can now trade the stox of fish
  • !stox to check the price, don't spam this it takes up a bunch of space in the chat
  • !stox buy <name> <amount>, i.e. !stox buy JD 4.5 to buy 4.5 shares of JD at the current price
  • !stox sell <name> <amount>,
  • !stox short <name> <amount> to short, !stox cover <name> <amount> to close a short
Misc
  • !time, get the current time in the tank
  • !sharex, get instructions for clipping
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Clipping
Clips are important for people who can't watch live and to make the thread readable later down the line, to make it as easy as possible there's clipping commands for the bot
  • !clip start <camera name> to start clipping a camera, this will keep the last two minutes for as long as the camera is being clipped
  • Only three cameras can be simultaneously be monitored with !clip start, so if a fourth one is clipped with !clip start the oldest one will be dropped to save bandwidth and memory
  • !clip save <camera name> to save the current buffer (up to 2 minutes) and upload it. The bot will post a link, this link expires after one day, if it's a good clip download and reupload it to the thread for a permanent archive.
  • !clip stop <camera name> to stop a camera or !clip stop to stop all cameras
Example:
Code: 
!clip start Dorm
then wait until something happens and run
Code: 
!clip save Dorm
Finally download the clip from the link that the bot posts, compress/resize (this greatly reduces file size and load times for others) it and post it here in the thread.

Clipping can only be done by certain users for now, if you want access to it ask for it in the chat.

Also, please, when using the bot keep the other user's chat experience in mind. If things are happening no one wants it flooded with gamba or other commands, if you spam commands you might get blacklisted from the bot for a bit. If you are extremely annoyed by the bot you can block the forum account @Fishtank Observer to hide its messages.

Finally thanks to @Flaming Dumpster, the bot is almost entirely based on his code and he also provides some of the services that the bot uses. If it weren't for the Keno Kasino we wouldn't have the fishtank chat bot.
 
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Charity is THE FLIRT. She must convincingly flirt with another contestant. She gets paid only when the target of her affection speaks to another fish or the audience about her flirting in a positive manner. $45 pay out!

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Bezo's job is RAGE BAIT LANDON. He must get Landon angry enough to break an object. Landon cannot suspect this is his job. $18 pay.

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Bingo/Bongo are the BUG SCIENTIST. They must collect 50 dead bugs and tell all the other fish they are looking for dead ladybugs. I believe it was $18 pay.

Others not shown on screen:
  • Anisa: The Chef. Just like last night with Charity, she must get ALL the fish at the dinner table to get paid.
  • Landon: Market Early Shift. He works until 5 PM.
  • James Drake: "Put Me On Big Bro". He must convince Bam he is an amateur skater trying to go pro. He must get Bam to give him advice on going pro as a skateboarder.
  • Vicky: Market Late Shift. Starts at 5 PM.
  • Emma: Drug Tester. She must collect a hair sample from every fish.
 
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Everyone is getting jobs for the day, they were given direction, I think to keep their jobs to themselves and go to confessional and reveal to audience, but the audio in dining room is awful and hard to hear. Other than Bingobongo they got them at random.

- Mohammed is on janny duty, has to clean up messes and bag trash for $22
- Charity has to flirt with a contestant in a way they believe it for $45. Gets payed when the fish talks to
- Bezo has to rage bait Landon into breaking an item for $18
- BINGOBONG HAVE TO COLLECT 50 DEAD BUGS AND HAND TO PRODUCTION, I think for $6516
- Landon is managing the shop keeper for the day, has to stay in there until 5, and cook hotdogs. Didn't catch the pay.
- James Drake has to convince Bam he's an amateur skateboarder that what's to go pro and gets paid if Bam tries to give him advice, didn't catch pay

Everyone is hanging with Bam in the Echo Room, it'll probably take an hour to find out what everyone has to do
 
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Random captures from day 1. I posted most of these in the fishtank chat as they happened.

(They're thumbnailed so click on them for better quality.)
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Polyboros2 said:
Charity - Reminds me of how we were robbed of Star as an actual contestant. Different personality, but I love how she's an outsider that is rolling with it so well.
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She's got that. Uh. Innocent girl who's definitely going to be extremely messed with vibes going on.
Also, the obnoxious Filipino is hilarious. She reminds me of every drunk wine aunt I've ever met. Hilarious when you put alcohol in them.
 
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