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He also said ozempic didn't work quick enough for him and he'd take it if it got him thin in like six months, or something similar. Can't remember his exact wording but it was fucking stupid.
 
Flippin Floppin said:
He also said ozempic didn't work quick enough for him and he'd take it if it got him thin in like six months, or something similar. Can't remember his exact wording but it was fucking stupid.
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I remember him saying that. If he's after something that works quicker, your talking Merchant of Venice pound of flesh shit. Ozempic face comes from people taking a full pen of the max dose immediately which nearly kills you. That's the problem with this cunt, everything has to be I want it now like a child lying on the Walmart Toy section floor with his mum trying to drag away.

Ozempic is a miracle for fat people, every cardiologist and neurologist I know says it should be an essential drug.
 
Mein Prolapse said:
I remember him saying that. If he's after something that works quicker, your talking Merchant of Venice pound of flesh shit. Ozempic face comes from people taking a full pen of the max dose immediately which nearly kills you. That's the problem with this cunt, everything has to be I want it now like a child lying on the Walmart Toy section floor with his mum trying to drag away.

Ozempic is a miracle for fat people, every cardiologist and neurologist I know says it should be an essential drug.
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He’s also used the “if I could just get addicted to working out the same way I’m addicted to food and alcohol, I’d be jacked” cope, which is a favorite of mine.

Mel! Mel! Believe me, there’s a jacked gymbro underneath all this visceral fat! If you’d just touch my PeePee, I’d start taking it seriously!
 
Mein Prolapse said:
I remember him saying that. If he's after something that works quicker, your talking Merchant of Venice pound of flesh shit. Ozempic face comes from people taking a full pen of the max dose immediately which nearly kills you. That's the problem with this cunt, everything has to be I want it now like a child lying on the Walmart Toy section floor with his mum trying to drag away.

Ozempic is a miracle for fat people, every cardiologist and neurologist I know says it should be an essential drug.
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Someone should recommend dinitrophenol to Jer, very fast acting and effective for weight loss. Only downside is it might kill you but he is already doing that with alcohol.
 
Iranian_Jomha said:
Someone should recommend dinitrophenol to Jer, very fast acting and effective for weight loss. Only downside is it might kill you but he is already doing that with alcohol.
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As much as I loathe him I wouldn't recommend any medications that could potentially kill him, if only in a generic sense.
Also you can't play with toys, blow off your wife and have an opportunity to convince someone to give you a mac job if you're dead.
 
Flippin Floppin said:
He also said ozempic didn't work quick enough for him and he'd take it if it got him thin in like six months, or something similar. Can't remember his exact wording but it was fucking stupid.
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GLP-1 agonists aren't magic pills. The patient still needs to fundamentally change their lifestyle to get anything out of it. Eating in excess becomes physically harder to do but not impossible for the morbidly obese like him who eats garbage and chugs alcohol as coping mechanisms.

He is the cause of all maladies and woes that inflict him. Only he can deliver himself from his miserable life but he never ever will.
 
Flippin Floppin said:
He plans to open more vintage packs. My understanding is that those old boxes are way more expensive due to being out of print?
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They're usually dead stock/confirmed not to have rare cards since the rare cards in the case were already pulled (not sure if it's still like this - but with old MTG & Pokemon blister packs, boxes purchased from wholesale were guaranteed to have a certain amount of rare cards - once those cards were pulled, the remaining blister packs would essentially be worthless).
 
Iranian_Jomha said:
I asked AI here is the answer:

”While you can technically take
Ozempic as a heavy drinker, it is risky. Combining them increases the risk of severe side effects like vomiting, severe hypoglycemia (low blood sugar), dehydration, and pancreatitis. Heavy drinking can also counteract the medication's weight-loss benefits and reduce its overall effectiveness.”
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It can also give you a condition known as "paralyzed stomach" which you can die from which I never knew was possible until I looked into the ozempic fad
 
Iranian_Jomha said:
I don't understand if he is a millionaire and set for life, why don't he just go to top of the line rehab and get sober?
Or is he just so much in debt and destitute that he cannot stop posting on youtube or the channel dies immediately?
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Money cant buy discipline. Even Betty Ford clinic cant help if you dont TRULY want to quit. I dont think Hambly wants to quit. Allso it would take time off his content and a few weeks in rehab would kill his algorithm chase.
 
In the interest of keeping this thread on topic, and for brevity, I have posted screenshots of a Reddit PM conversation involving some I talk with regularly about Melonie Mac and a woman that is apparently the sister of an ex of Johnny Junker’s over on the Anti-Woke E-Girl Grift thot Squad: Anna Grace Mello, Chrissie Mayr, Keanu Thompson, Nina Infinity, Melonie Mac & Mandy Summers thread thread. Feel free to go over there and read. But if you guys prefer I post the conversation here, I can do that. I only mention it because Melonie is tied to Quartering but isn’t the topic in this thread specifically.
 
Man i love the subtle jabs Hannah throws on the show. You know shes had enough of jer and if given the chance shr would jump ship the moment something better comes up.

Is gonna be interesting seeing the marriage of Mrs. Junkers develop because we all know Johhny is getting some cosplay pussy or atleast he gets approached by it. Wouldnt surprise me if Mrs. Junkers out of jelousy starts to go with him to cosplays events and such to keep an eye out which will probably annoy johhny and would probably start to cause a rift between them. Obviously if this happens she will appear less on Jer show which at that point you gotta ask if over paying her is still worth it(it isn't).
 
Brittany’s latest ex said:
I only mention it because Melonie is tied to Quartering but isn’t the topic in this thread specifically.
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Links are good imo!

00R-Gundam said:
Obviously if this happens she will appear less on Jer show which at that point you gotta ask if over paying her is still worth it(it isn't).
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I think it's absolutely worth it for him to overpay Melonie! Oh, you meant from his perspective, not ours...
 
Come on guys. Pay me $500 to prove I'm not poor. Saying that definitely doesn't make me sound poor.
 
Magastrate said:
From what I just heard, People who work for or with Jeremy should be careful about what they tell him.
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Well yeah he has a history of backstabbing and snaking people repeatedly and often especially when drunk. Trusting Jer with anything is like trusting Ralph with anything.
 
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So it’s escaped containment. This is going to set him off…

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EDIT: That was apparently a preview. Here is the FULL VERSION:

 
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