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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
After a night of drinking and a rough wake up thanks to Landon banging some pots and pans very early in the morning, everyone decided to have a little competition, a very gay dance competition. Two teams, guys against girls (and Head), the judges are the twins.

Each team spent a couple of hours coming up with a routine and rehearsing it, this is the result:


Team guys won.
 
muffdiver said:
Do Bongo (or Bingo) even vape? I've been watching pretty often and I don't think i've ever seen them vape
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One does, one doesn't. I think Bongo is the one that does, but they have said it isn't very often and so she isn't hooked like the others are.
 
Zvantastika said:
After a night of drinking and a rough wake up thanks to Landon banging some pots and pans very early in the morning, everyone decided to have a little competition, a very gay dance competition. Two teams, guys against girls (and Head), the judges are the twins.

Each team spent a couple of hours coming up with a routine and rehearsing it, this is the result:

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Team guys won.
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The men won the second the twins saw James Drake remove his shirt
 
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Jet cam for a bit. Someone becomes immune today, whoever has top STOX value.

They are "pushing up a special thing". A new room will be opened up later today.

He says he is miffed about Charity leaving. Bezo is fine, "family emergency", he understands because it was "pretty fucked up". Apparently Charity's flights were expensive, so he is upset that she left after only two days.

There will be an elimination challenge that will start "pretty shortly", but NOT today. (Future edit: it started today, but it finishes on Saturday.)

Jet wants to know what it would take for you to stay subscribed to the Season Pass after the end of the season. The $10 a month adds "stability" to their ability to run the show. Reach out to him on Twitter with suggestions.
 
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Jet cam for a bit. Someone becomes immune today, whoever has top STOX value.

They are "pushing up a special thing". A new room will be opened up later today.

He says he is miffed about Charity leaving. Bezo is fine, "family emergency", he understands because it was "pretty fucked up". Apparently Charity's flights were expensive, so he is upset that she left after only two days.

There will be an elimination challenge that will start "pretty shortly", but NOT today.

Jet wants to know what it would take for you to stay subscribed to the Season Pass after the end of the season. The $10 a month adds "stability" to their ability to run the show. Reach out to him on Twitter with suggestions.
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One note I would add to what Jet talked about is this;
  • These fish should know that historically important interesting fish have plot armor, but not this time. Nobody is going to Josie themselves into the final.
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Is kinda crazy it took 5 sessions for some of the fish to take it upon themselves to have their own mini competition. Brain kneels to the s5 content machine.

Also has anybody noticed how many of our usernames in the thread are double alliterations? There's gotta be something gay about that
 
JERB UPDATE!!!!

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JD needs to "make sure no tomfoolery happens in the dorm or market" for $13 (its called hall monitor)
Twins have "make Head laugh so hard he cries" (only for $7)
Emma has late shift again
 
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Job time! New system: every fish gets their job outside the confessional and must go into confessional right away, because the fish haven't been listening to that rule the last couple days.

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Victoria is the DRUG DEALER. She must get someone to willingly consume kratom. $9.

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Bashir is MARKET EARLY SHIFT. $18.

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Landon is TRUGGAGE. He must empty a full trash bag into someone's luggage without anyone knowing he did it. $8.

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Bingo/Bongo didn't show their job. They have to make Head laugh so hard he cries. $7

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James Drake is ROBOT HELPER. He must follow the robot and give it "uppies and downies" as needed. $13.

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Anisa is the TOOTH FAIRY. Bring two other contestants toothbrushes to production. $5.

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JD is HALL MONITOR. Make sure no "tomfoolery" happens in the Market or Dorms. If it does, find out who did it. He says he doesn't know what "tomfoolery" means. $13.

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Emma is MARKET LATE SHIFT again.

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Head is the SHREDDER. He must destroy $20 worth of money without stealing. $19 if he does.
 
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I missed it but chat keeps saying Emma is a mudshark so idk if she did something or not
 
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