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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Goonsmoker said:
Given everything that's known (especially about Jet's antics - he has a thread here for anyone unaware) - you literally couldn't even pay me to watch this "content." It's impressive how people are so quick & easy to forget Jet worships Epstein (Jet's POV, not mine) as they mindlessly support the wiggers again.
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Incredibly brave and original take.
 
Null is finally enjoying fishtank with us!
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Also the twins rule
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Goonsmoker said:
Given everything that's known (especially about Jet's antics - he has a thread here for anyone unaware) - you literally couldn't even pay me to watch this "content." It's impressive how people are so quick & easy to forget Jet worships Epstein (Jet's POV, not mine) as they mindlessly support the wiggers again.
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nigger nepstein doesnt get any money when we're watching it on piracy sites
 
Goonsmoker said:
Given everything that's known (especially about Jet's antics - he has a thread here for anyone unaware) - you literally couldn't even pay me to watch this "content." It's impressive how people are so quick & easy to forget Jet worships Epstein (Jet's POV, not mine) as they mindlessly support the wiggers again.
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Nigger who cares, content is king
 
hyperboregro said:
I don't think Bam is going to stick around for the whole show, even if that's something they claimed or hinted (I'm out of the loop this season, just found out it was starting like 10 minutes before it did). I bet he'll be in and out as a cameo appearance like last time.
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I think one day they're going to tell the fish that Bam died (bringing that joke full circle) and as a consolation they will unleash an AI generated Bam stand in (the robot we've seen, possibly controlled by Sam at times)
 
Autistic 2/10 twins with AIDS who volunteered to fuck their way onto the show. lol wow, what a combo

Bam doing great.. seemingly clean i'm guessing as well.
 
Goonsmoker said:
Given everything that's known (especially about Jet's antics - he has a thread here for anyone unaware) - you literally couldn't even pay me to watch this "content." It's impressive how people are so quick & easy to forget Jet worships Epstein (Jet's POV, not mine) as they mindlessly support the wiggers again.
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Nobody's forcing you to watch it. Or donate to it. Or post in this thread about it. The Jet Neptune thread is there for you.
 
Jet giving some instructions on how jobs will work.
  • A very few will get a job tonight. The rest will wait until tomorrow.
  • The market will be staffed by the Fish in early morning and late night.
  • All jobs have a way they can go wrong. For example, if someone shoplifts at the store during your shift and you don't report it, you lose your wages.
  • Bezo asks if they can defend themselves against shoplifters. Jet clarifies that you just have to report the crime, they "don't gotta like, fight each other".
They are now explaining the first elimination.

Four days from today, the player with the highest STOX by value is given a BULLET. They then get to use a paintball gun and CHOOSE who is eliminated by shooting them.

Bam says that's it for tonight, he will see them tomorrow, have a good time for the evening.
 
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