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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
DeathsDesign said:
This is some of the most female brained logic I've read in a while. Looking forward to you realizing how much you loved Sam and his antics when everyone is posting about being bored with Bam's stories and coddling in a few weeks.
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When Sam is doing bits and is not a mopey faggot, he's fantastic. He is super quick, his instinct for memes are bar none. He's great before he sucks.

Yet every fucking season ends with him as a mopey faggot working out, boxing (which is fucking lame), giving fortune cookie advice to losers who's lives are improved not at all, and just a becomes a black hole sucking out the fun.

He drops the bit and he becomes lame, just like he did outside of the show. He's a gorilla nigger who wastes his God given talent. I think that's why I hate him now. He can be fucking awesome, yet he chooses not to be.
 
They better take that fucking robot Jeet into the hot tub jacuzzi room. That would be the best strategy.
 
CoolSixtyNiner said:
When Sam is doing bits and is not a mopey faggot, he's fantastic. He is super quick, his instinct for memes are bar none. He's great before he sucks.

Yet every fucking season ends with him as a mopey faggot working out, boxing (which is fucking lame), giving fortune cookie advice to losers who's lives are improved not at all, and just a becomes a black hole sucking out the fun.

He drops the bit and he becomes lame, just like he did outside of the show. He's a gorilla nigger who wastes his God given talent. I think that's why I hate him now. He can be fucking awesome, yet he chooses not to be.
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being consistent is more important than being good, thats why bam is a better host.
 
The Kratom Menace and Emma the Enabler

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I'm surprised more people seem to finally realize how dogshit Sam is, but better late than never. All the positive things people have said about him as a host have been up to Famous House 1.0; even if he could be fucked to come with them, you'd be getting Season 4 Sam, if even that. As far as "Bam's coddling", reminder that he's the one who kickstarted TTS shitting on Bezo and calling him a fag to motivate Vicky to stay, or telling Head to shit in Landon's things as revenge, so it does not seem like he's above getting dirty himself. Whether he can do a good job doing so out in the open remains to be seen, but he's genuinely been pretty good so far.
 
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THE MUSLIM MENACE AT IT AGAIN. He is now physically wrestling with Emma over the plant.

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The plant was Bingo/Bongo's and they have reclaimed it. Emma and Bashir are both claiming they were both trying to protect the plant because they want the twins to win the challenge. What Bashir's plan was here isn't really clear.

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Beshir and Emma still arguing. Beshir calls her a retard and asks if she is on her period. Emma says he's a fucking asshole snake.
 
Bashir goes full Fatwa on Emma's plant (I think can't tell whose plant it was). Well all that matter is Bashir uses his superior XY genes to overpower small XX Emma. Bashir is now talking in the dinning room about being paid to protect or destroy a plant. It is really unclear what the goal was.

 
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Emma has retreated to the jungle room with the plant. She's putting back together what she can. TTS is gassing her up as she dances to it.

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Bingo/Bongo have noticed the vagina-shaped light switch plate in the jacuzzi room. "This place got pussy? Aw hell nah!" - Bingo
 
Bashir is thrust in to the Longhouse, unleashes the ARE YOU ON YOUR PERIOD question, to Head's utter enjoyment.
 
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Emma seething hard over Bashir asking if she's on her period. She's brought it up three or four times now and is pissed.

"What a fuckin' middle school comeback. I'm sorry? Are you not like, 30? 'Are you on your period right now?' Fuck. Off." - Emma
 
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Smegward said:
The way Emma freaked when Bashir protected the plant reminds me of that video with the crackhead neighbour digging under the guy's fence. Cage deathmatches should have been introduced yesterday
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reminded me of angie screaming bloody murder and i wanted her dead!

eta. i hated her already before then, but when a big scawey mayun was steawing hew candy she screamed like she was actually being raped for real. those types of dramatic women are fucking dangerous.
 
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