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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
CoolSixtyNiner said:
Robojeet proved something that I always knew deep down. The Jeets (from india) that I hate are always men (even though I love some tbh I am generally racist but people are people I don't have to explain I even like a few nignogs and Muslims), but I have a real soft spot for the Pajeetas. Almost all I know are incredibly sweet.
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Maybe those 2014 feminists had a point about patriarchy and rape culture, it just was entirely about Indians and Mudslimes and didn't apply to white people at all.
 
Drake admits that some of Head's shit got on him. Head threw a shit towel at the camera man, Vance comes upstairs to tell Head to not "fuck with the cameramen"
 
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Head is now walking around showing everyone his shitted undies, and then threw them at the cameraman and got shit down his arm





Is he washing his shit in the kitchen sink!?!?!
 
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Jet has told all contestants to come to the bar. Bam arrived shortly after.

The GREEN THUMB ELIMINATION has been CANCELLED because all the trees are destroyed!

They will all be given trash bags. The competition is now whoever collects the most PLANT MATTER will be the WINNER. This can be anything, including plant matter garbage!

The faux plants around the house DO NOT COUNT, it must be organic matter.

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Jet then tosses the current garbage into the bar. Start digging, fish!
 
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New challenge: they have to get the heaviest trash bag from the weight of the plants they destroyed
 
sex haver said:
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Jet has told all contestants to come to the bar. Bam arrived shortly after.

The tree competition has been CANCELLED because all the trees are destroyed!

They will all be given trash bags. The competition is now whoever collects the most PLANT MATTER will be the WINNER. This can be anything, including plant matter garbage!

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Bam then tosses the current garbage into the bar. Start digging, fish!
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Knock out the mudslime and toss him in a bag.
 
Polychromos said:
Can anyone provide a full list of jobs? ❤️
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Job Recap for Today:

Emma: Jeetbot helper.
The twins: clean the entire house.
Landon: supervisor of the twins.
JD: Market early shift.
Kratom Hog: Market late shift
Sandwigger: Needed to predict stocks or something.
James Drake: Act depressed or upset. If asked: Say he's a dorm maid.
Anissa and Head: Bathtub Stream.
 
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