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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
CoolSixtyNiner said:
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Favorite clip so far this season and represents everything that is awesome about this show. Objectively amazing.

A Pajeeta hired to control a crappy rolling tablet delivering a love letter to two retarded twins while playing romantic music and having a rose taped to it. The love letter asks Bingo and Bongo to draw a dolphin jumping out of the water.
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this shit is so funny.
ben following it with the camera and giggling. its just amazing
 
The official Youtube stream is live. Emma's job has something to do with laundry. Emma is unsure if she can accomplish it, pay is high maybe around $28

Head reports the water is off in the house due to the leak in the basement. Icky Vicky likely has to drop mud and is not happy, also has to change her tampon.

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Jungle Room has fruit delivery
 
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no idea whats going on here but theyre going wild

edit : the ginger was putting food in bowls or something.
and emma was doing.. rat packing idk
 
Penguin Soldier said:
Total Jungle Room Death. I've railed against it in chat, I will continue hating it until the wiggers take the door off it's hinges. These bitches barricading themselves in there is bad for content. Taking the door away removes the safety of the hug box and would increase the chances of tomfoolery exponentially. Especially tonight, the last night before the challenge.
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Agreed. Every morning I've woken up and first thing I do is check this thread to see what happened in the early morning because it was always something. Today, pretty much nothing, because Emma and Vicky simply barricaded the door and did fuck all the entire night.

It will only get worse when a second new room is opened for the next challenge and two groups can each barricade themselves, so I sincerely hope they either ban this tactic and punish fish that try it, or like you said, literally remove the doors.

Mörkö said:
Put him on the jeetbot for a day. Keep the rose.
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I think this is inevitable. One of the recent ads just before the season started even teased it by having him on the bot.
 
I have to say, my favourite thing about production this season is that they aren't hanging over their head any "hypothetical prize money" and rather that they are explicitly rubbing fake money in their faces and making them act/be a pathetic loser for it instead.
 
ratduckowlgymnastics said:
Where is this season located? Also, it's weird that Sam is so drawn to New England, which is empirically the worst part of the US.
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Yeah its really weird how he works and hangs around where he was born and lives. 🙄 Never mind the year he was in Atlanta for Adult Swim (where they are currently filming) or when he did the west coast couch surfing arc over a decade ago.

Look I totally get that a lot of you apparently hate him now while still consuming his legacy, and I honestly understand you prefer a different vibe for the show even if I don't agree all the time. Thats fair. (Bam's wife's meet and greet was AMAZING). That said, all the head cannon and revisionist history that gets circle jerked in this thread is embarrassing.
 
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DeathsDesign said:
Yeah its really weird how he works and hangs around where he was born and lives. 🙄 Never mind the year he was in Atlanta for Adult Swim (where they are currently filming) or when he did the west coast couch surfing arc a decade ago.

Look I totally get that a lot of you apparently hate him now while still consuming his legacy, and I honestly understand you prefer a different vibe for the show even if I don't agree all the time. Thats fair. (Bam's wife's meet and greet was AMAZING). That said, all the head cannon and revisionist history that gets circle jerked in this thread is embarrassing.
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Unbeatable
 
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