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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
How long until they realize those bananas in the shop could be enough plant matter to shift the score? I can't imagine anything funnier than the dumb fucking ten dollar bananas saving someone
I don't think they want to steal, and get fined or banned from the store. And they're fucking $10 bananas! Ain't no one paying $10 for bananas!
 
Just spent a few days catching up on the newest season of Fishtank, and I got to say, this has been the most entertaining since Season One. The casting the strong, production isn't fumbling the ball multiple times a day, and the pace is just right.

Two things that surprised me:
1. How much negative assets Sam brought to the table. I'm not saying there weren't good and entertaining aspects of his hosting, but on the whole, his need to big dog everyone else from Jet, to the rest of the production, to the contestants; his disruption of others bits and natural flow to force through his "great artiste" visions on the fly, and his explosive rage-fits followed by petulant sulking and disinterest for days on end when people and things didn't go his way really wrecked the show and brought it down for multiple seasons.
2. How good Bam is at hosting. Damn, he really cleaned himself up, didn't he? Sure, he'll never be able to achieve what Sam or his own younger self did in creating pure Kino, but it's nice having someone come at this like a professional, and it's probably keeping the rest of wiggers from falling into their old bad habits.
 
Been tuned out a bit for the night but just want to say that I really missed this retarded bullshit after s4 died and I hope this Season can keep it up.

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It feels like Sam's overbearing presence really discouraged the idiots from doing idiot stuff.
 
Have been updating the Fishtank.html over the last few days when I've realized something is missing.
  • Added Zones to move from room to room
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  • Added button to sync all cameras and made cameras sync after load
  • Added button to collapse sidebar
  • Added 2 quality options
    • Max: All streams are full quality with long buffers at all times, moving from room to room is instant. WARNING: Will run 21 1080p HLS streams crippling some PCs and will pull ~60Mbps at all times.
    • Low: Background streams have reduced quality and lower buffers, selected camera is full quality but will take 3 seconds to load in at 1080p after switching rooms.
 

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They're gonna coinslot restreamers next time then lmao
Production played Breaking Benjamin - Blow Me Away in the Boys' dorm tonight, there was a particularly kino moment when they played it in the closet while Bashir was praying.

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Slightly earlier in the dorm. He moved to the closet after this but the music followed.

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Jet, I kneel.
 
All Emma haters please fill out an apology form. This has been pure kino.

She had locked herself in a room and seethed, shit sucks.

Twins dislike all the women except Anisa. Bongo sincerely likes Anisa and Landon.

Twins continue to be based with correct takes.

In regards to Ben and Jet sperging about Bashir right now, I hate him as a person but I think he is a good fish and should stay longer, I would rather see Emma leave, she is Payton level nontent.

And this thread is the same as back then with Payton claiming they're TOTALLY COMING AROUND ON HER! She is doing the same shit Payton did: absolutely nothing but seeth till somebody else acts then puts on a histrionic act while attaching herself to another woman. I can not emphasize how boring she is on her own; her objective content she has directly chosen to make is to sit in a room and and be silently angry. Great choice simps

Emma has late game power creep

This rhetoric fucking sucks. Her late game power creep will be the same as Payton. I mean that in the worst way. She has stated multiple times she avoids conflict lol. There's no creep to that.

Emma or JD should be the first to go. Bashir is at least a good villian and Vicky is good for crashing out and drama.

I don't want nontent people taking space

That patrician's take.

Regardless this has just become the candy challenge 2.0 and that pretty much sucked till Angie and Daniel got desperate in the final hours. They could prevent this by utilizing sharks and having a running timer for when somebody barricades themselves into a room and their shit getting tossed when times up, but that would require the wiggers to do something other than awkwardly stumbling around while being a shark so it'll never happen.
 
The girls say they'd never ever ever eliminate the Twins. They love the Twins too much.
Shades of Vance in S1, he was too nice so he took no steps to eliminate Josie who was obviously the biggest threat. The twins are very obviously extremely popular and can easily coast to the final 2 and anyone who doesn't try to get them out is stupid.

That being said, the wiggers need to rig it so the twins make it to the finals because until someone comes outta nowhere and surprises everyone the twins are easily the fan favorites and make the wiggers a ton of money.
 
Total Jungle Room Death. I've railed against it in chat, I will continue hating it until the wiggers take the door off it's hinges. These bitches barricading themselves in there is bad for content. Taking the door away removes the safety of the hug box and would increase the chances of tomfoolery exponentially. Especially tonight, the last night before the challenge.
 
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