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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Pineapple Fox said:
In regards to Ben and Jet sperging about Bashir right now, I hate him as a person but I think he is a good fish and should stay longer, I would rather see Emma leave, she is Payton level nontent. I feel like the fish will vote for Bashir but production will do something to make him stay longer.
Poll is pretty close;
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Basement yaps, I genuinely appreciate these;

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Bashir should absolutely stay. He is a massive narcissist and a scheming faggot but this is exactly what the tank needs
 
Ben opens the market around 2:30AM. Late market is pretty comfy and everyone wanders in to get some things.
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
Genuinely a hard elimination, they all have value to me. Charity was the easy week one slam dunk and she quit ahead of it. Bezo too.
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Yeah, this season really has a strong cast (maybe except for JD). Even the hateable ones like Bezo and Bashir are good villain fish. I really feel this might be the wiggers' magnum opus in terms of casting.
 
Production played Breaking Benjamin - Blow Me Away in the Boys' dorm tonight, there was a particularly kino moment when they played it in the closet while Bashir was praying.



Slightly earlier in the dorm. He moved to the closet after this but the music followed.

 
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I see the producers' issue because Charity was the ideal week one elim, but she fucked that up. Bezos was a good villain, but went too far too quickly. The more time that passes, the more I like Vicky. On Days 4 and 5, she was just vibing with the girls, and I did not hate it. Bingo and Bongo are gold; everything they do is so fucking funny. The Indian shit was great.
 
Jet came into tell Twins and Head that they cannot use knives to cut open bags because someone may accidentally stab someone else.
He also told the boys in the dorm.
 
JD is the ideal Fish to eliminate because he is passive, and because his absence will make Bashir feel more isolated, driving him to go to further lengths to preserve himself.

I don't think JD is seriously on the chopping block though. Really just Vicky or Bashir, and I like having both around as problem children.
 
Emma or JD should be the first to go. Bashir is at least a good villian and Vicky is good for crashing out and drama.

I don't want nontent people taking space
 
The Man With No Name said:
JD is the ideal Fish to eliminate because he is passive, and because his absence will make Bashir feel more isolated, driving him to go to further lengths to preserve himself.

I don't think JD is seriously on the chopping block though. Really just Vicky or Bashir, and I like having both around as problem children.
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they can always offer freeloader status to whoever goes, although that would feel a bit cheap. they usually wait a bit to bring them back if they do
 
Fallout vibes
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else_letter said:
Jet warns a re-streamer on YouTube that if they don't stop by tomorrow they will be sending a DMCA claim.
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guess they went nuclear instead..
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Literally every season i tried to use the official site and every season it would run so badly that the restream sites are the only usable experience. Not even exaggerating.

Sixth season and media didnt even work on mobile.
Chat is unusable.
I fucking hated the random popups and sounds theyd do.

Do what you gotta do but people go to the restreams because its just video selection and a small chat without the extra shit.
 
DustBuns said:
Everyone that wants Bashir out would have voted out Letty in a user site poll week 2 of S1.
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Luckily it seems enough people are able to recognize his value in the house
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This seems like a completely ideal way of the season progressing, JD>EMMA/ANISSA>BASHIR
Then Landon, James Drake and the Twins duke it out for the win. Bashir might even be able to knock Landon/Drake out if he keeps his Jihad up.
 
Like most people it's between JD and Emma for me, but I lean towards Emma going home. Emma isn't anywhere near pretty or autistic enough to just coast through the game.
 
I just like all these new fish too much. Even JD has a place in this ecosystem, as like a yes-man, or hate-magnet. He's a weak link, yes, but it's a hell of a strong chain.
 
How long until they realize those bananas in the shop could be enough plant matter to shift the score? I can't imagine anything funnier than the dumb fucking ten dollar bananas saving someone
 
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