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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
okay. I’m watching MATI currently so I’m not catching up.

Did head shit in a bucket in the middle of the bar area?
 
Jet and Landon just sung along to Landon's song
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JD is the NEWS ANCHOR! He will be running a show called "The JD Report" through the day in Confessional. His first guest: Landon! They are going to discuss Landon's job and Head's poop bucket.
 
The girls are paranoid as hell. They move the mattress in front of the door.
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Jet's hatred of Islam gets over the peptalk to Landon and the entire thing he goes into how much he hates muslims and Bashir. This was legit funny.
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Bongo asks R2JEET2 if the USA deployed a nuke because "tts said so."

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Head came up with a Scheme with James for $1 from the girls. He needs toilet paper and his ass itches from bucket shitting. Drake was reading to TTS beforehand and apparently plays music he got a message from someone who drums with his brother.

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Antara is showing her plants to the kids.

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JD and Landon are in confessional. Landon realizes he will have to clean the bar area where Head was shitting. This is Landon's first time cleaning with AstroTurf. Landon is going to try to clean the jungle room with the girls.
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Landon gets a peptalk on why he's Janny. Saying the psychological aspect of trash and chaos is why they pick Landon because he's good at it.

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"Any boy can make a mess
But only a MAN can clean it up"
 
Gene Sinclair said:
but had that gone well Nick wouldn’t have been on Kill Tony by himself. (I still find it hilarious that Nick was invited to do it explicitly without Sam.)
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Yeah it has nothing to do with rochforts current gay 'I'm a comedian ' arc thing he's going. It has nothing to do with him rubbing elbows with some of the dorkiest dorks to ever dork.

DeathsDesign said:
That said, all the head cannon and revisionist history that gets circle jerked in this thread is embarrassing
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It feels like a weird jilted lover trying to save face. "Bam is SO much better than Sam! In fact there was never anything he ever did that was good! He actually made the show worse!" Ignoring s4 (I'm still convinced there was going to be some sort of payoff for the laptop bit), he was always pretty involved and integral to some great moments. S1 had miscommunication because it was literally the first season. S1 and s2 had instances where Sam wasnt aware of what had gone on because it was during the production of wp2 and he said himself too thin. S3 was free of those issues, the biggest hiccup coming from the county threatening them with legal action and getting famous house 2 shut down early.

It's absolutely fine that people like bam, shit I like him as host. BUT IT'S THE FIRST FUCKING WEEK. The show is always the best in it's early stages, production and the contestants are all still pretty fresh and everything is still new. I already said it but I don't trust the wiggers to not stumble, but that's also part of the fun. The were so back it's so over cycle is inevitable.
 
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
2. How good Bam is at hosting. Damn, he really cleaned himself up, didn't he? Sure, he'll never be able to achieve what Sam or his own younger self did in creating pure Kino, but it's nice having someone come at this like a professional, and it's probably keeping the rest of wiggers from falling into their old bad habits.
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Out of all of them, it's the agedlord skater twice their age addicted to every mind-altering substance ever invented who's treating it most professionally? Good grief lmao.
 
Ben Zener said:
holy shit that was so fucking kino,i hope someone clipped landon and jet singing landons cleaning song.

landon better win this thing i stg
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Jet cam.

Several downstairs cams will be solid black for a while. The plumbers are working around the house and they don't want to show them on stream to protect their privacy.
 
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6 inch or 8 inches. JD asks which the twins prefer :smug:. Bingo reveals she used to work at Subway and knows what 6 inches looks like. JD comes up with a good idea for Bongo and Bingo to make sandwiches for everyone.

Their mom works as a Warranty Clerk and they almost dox her workplace but remember.

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Antara now has a bootleg nametag.
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They bring up that Emma not doing laundry could bring people against her. This might be a production High Wigger IQ move.

Also the kratom is hard as a rock. "But an addict doesn't care." Drake said.

They realize that not everybody is pitching in for toilet paper and that this is another reason that they hate icky Vicky.

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fartbucket said:
I have to say, my favourite thing about production this season is that they aren't hanging over their head any "hypothetical prize money" and rather that they are explicitly rubbing fake money in their faces and making them act/be a pathetic loser for it instead.
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And so far without Sam's super gay shit about halving the money, doubling it, thirding it, oh no we're going bankrupt so there's no money unless you retard out on camera, etc.
 
cuttysnark said:
Vicky still drinking beer, might lower her ability to protect the bags. Might lead to an early crash out if she keeps it up
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Nothing hits the spot like several warm Coors Light on an empty stomach at 1 PM.

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Antara is eating on cam again, she probably is a fat cow
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A SACRED cow, thank you. This is India, after all. Don't be racist!

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New fishtoy enabled; DANCE, MONKEY!

The target fish must dance on camera for 45 seconds. Emma gets the first one.

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Bingo/Bongo get the second one. They get told they have to dance for a full minute.
 
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