💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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I can remember a clip of this communist faggot bitching about internet speeds in the US and saying that it was (like everything bad in the world) a result of capitalism.
 
Farm Hand said:
Here's Cuban internet in action:
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He might actually be using Starlink even though he denied using it. Through the power of satellite autism, you can see his stream glitches coincide with satellites reconnecting.
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Hasan streamed for less than an hour today, cut short because of internet issues even worse than the yesterday. I feel like it's short enough that I can just upload the whole thing:

And that's apparently all the livestreaming there's going to be for the whole trip. Four hours total in a drab room, and much of it was just his usual "monitoring the situation" reactions to political content on the internet. He says that he's traveling tomorrow and will be back to livestreaming from his LA mansion on Monday.

He talked briefly about having done three interviews to share at some point:
  • Jeremy Corbyn, the British commie politician
  • a jaw surgeon, obviously arranged by the communist Cuban regime heavily involved in the entire event
  • the Cuban foreign vice minister, a regime figure
A few amusing highlight clips from today's stream:

As expected, Hasan appears to be treating his time in Havana off stream as an exotic vacation, "livin' la vida loca" and "peppering people with wads of cash."

For reference, Kneecap is a group of Irish rappers that made their fame by being overt terrorist sympathizers, prompting Hasan to seek out their friendship in the past year. As I figured, Hasan was the one who invited them to this event to begin with because he wanted to hang out with them.

Hasan describes the Cuban people (in proximity to the tourist zone he's wandering around in) as "chilling" and "vibing." I still don't expect we'll be seeing any videos of them.


Hasan is apparently Skull Face from Metal Gear Solid V. Like his comrade Bernie Sanders, it seems like Jeremy Corbyn has also gotten to taste embarrassment from meeting Hasan in person.


Though Hasan's Twitter account has effectively been dead for the duration of this trip, I found out that he actually shared a few "Instagram Stories" that delete after 24 hours. This might be the entirely of his social media coverage of Cuba.
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I strongly suspect Hasan was using AT&T data in Cuba.

indomitable snowman said:
He might actually be using Starlink even though he denied using it. Through the power of satellite autism, you can see his stream glitches coincide with satellites reconnecting.
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Farm Hand said:
I saw this theory going around. With Hasan now live again, I'm doing the comparison myself, and I'm not seeing any relation between his stream hiccups and what the Starlink map fansite indicates for connections to Havana. I think Hasan is just genuinely having to put up with shitty Cuban internet.
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Farm Hand said:
Indeed, as he explained at the start of his 3-hour stream today, Hasan did NOT take a cargo plane to Havana, but rather a charter plane from Miami with "activists, politicians, media, broadcasters." In fact, it was probably that very same charter plane just posted about, given the timing of tweets:
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https://x.com/hasanthehun/status/2035027557397999908
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I love how even though America is an evil fascist dystopia, we still manage to allow and promote open anti-American communists on their propaganda tours of adversarial countries.
Personally I've never seen the reverse from China, Russia, or Cuba, but hey, that's where true freedom is right?

Also, might be a hot take, there has yet to be a right winger whose done or said the level of insane shit Hasan has at this point.
Just black back this mother fucker to Guantanamo already and get it over with.
 
What the fuck is this "monitoring the situation" shit? Is it really what it sounds like? Every one is doing the heavy lifting and Piker just inserted himself as the overseer so he can pretend he's actually doing something?
 
I genuinely think Hasan should be executed for treason. This stupid faggot has rallied for anti American shit for so long that they might as well consider him an enemy combatant. He spends all his time streaming anti-American propaganda. He should not be allowed to enjoy the fruits of his labor. He's a cock sucker and should be forced to enjoy poverty.
 
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mandatorylurk said:
Nigga thinks he's Zoro but he's more like Spandam
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Spandam also has zero problem beating the fuck out of women. He drug one by her hair around a fortress for hours while generally berating and abusing her IIRC. Hasan is definitely the "male feminist who actually wants to abuse women" type, so he has that in common with the character. However I don't think the Roach has the balls or muscle mass required to do what he did...so this nigga is still not even good enough to be Spandam.
Surfin Terf said:
Purely going off aesthetics, if he’s a One Piece character then he’s Brook.
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Not aesthetics related but Brook is basically a gooner too. They're practically twins!
 
Hasan responds to criticism for staying at a five star hotel while in Cuba on a “humanitarian aid” trip, blaming America for having to.

“The government makes it illegal for us to stay where we want in Cuba. We have to stay in five star hotels.”

While holding an espresso


 
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Herpes is Brat said:
Hasan responds to criticism for staying at a five star hotel while in Cuba on a “humanitarian aid” trip, blaming America for having to.

“The government makes it illegal for us to stay where we want in Cuba. We have to stay in five star hotels.”

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Does the US government actually force Americans to stay in 5 star hotels?
 
Jay2U said:
Does the US government actually force Americans to stay in 5 star hotels?
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No, infact staying in a five star hotel is likely a OFAC violation, from what little I read the exemptions to OFAC in regards to cuba limit you to staying in guest houses and spare rooms (as any decent sized hotel will be state owned) purposely away from generating money to the communist party of cuba by forcing you out of the tourist areas
 
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Jay2U said:
Does the US government actually force Americans to stay in 5 star hotels?
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Yes (:_(
Last year I visited family in Taiwan and booked a 5 star hotel a few months in advance. Little did I know, their pool was closed for repairs and it got knocked down to a 4 star hotel. When I got back to America I was detained for a few nights for violating the so-called Iron Law of Travel. To be fair, the detention facility's pool was really, really nice.

Please, someone free us from this tyranny.
 
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