💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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What is the reasoning for all these celebrities to go on this trip? The food and supplies could have made it over just fine without them. This isn’t even like the Gaza flotilla (which was a con in its own way) where there was a conceivable benefit to these celebrities escorting the food. But no one is going to stop this plane, no one is going to pull them over, so what’s the point?
You get to spend tax free charity money on yourself travelling as an advertising/program expense.
There's no ethical consumption under capitalism so they don't need to worry themselves about how much money is being spent on the aid itself.
 
"Terrorism insurance," a phrase that Hasan has used before. He's pretty much telling the interviewer to her face that he uses such puff pieces and media glamorization to disguise his radicalism from normies.
Shits so retarded, just say that you like it when people stroke your ego and move on.
 
How is Trump not charged this motherfucker with treason already? Like, seriously, just charge him with treason and have him executed. This dude is objectively acting. He is an unregistered foreign agent.
 
How is Trump not charged this motherfucker with treason already? Like, seriously, just charge him with treason and have him executed. This dude is objectively acting. He is an unregistered foreign agent.
Trump shouldn't charge Hasan with treason.

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How is Trump not charged this motherfucker with treason already? Like, seriously, just charge him with treason and have him executed. This dude is objectively acting. He is an unregistered foreign agent.
Because Trump is too busy with dumb shit to actually do what's best for the US. Like kill all trannies.
 
Shits so retarded, just say that you like it when people stroke your ego and move on.
I think it's a sound theory, it just shouldn't work if journalists (or at least the editors) were actually doing their jobs. Obviously they aren't though, hence why Hasan recognizes that lying is OP, at least if you can manage to pull off a Big Lie and get the mainstream media covering for you
 
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Hasan does and says a lot of really retarded shit... but going to a country full of people being oppressed by a commie regime to tell them they have it great and their countrymen who fled to the US are actually dumb assholes (while staying in a luxury hotel that becomes the only electrified building in the area) seems a bit on the nose.
 
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Hasan does and says a lot of really retarded shit... but going to a country full of people being oppressed by a commie regime to tell them they have it great and their countrymen who fled to the US are actually dumb assholes (while staying in a luxury hotel that becomes the only electrified building in the area) seems a bit on the nose.
It almost sounds based until you remember who it is we're talking about.
 
Did Hasan get pozzed or something? I swear he's aging so fast he increasingly reminds me of the gays in those old documentaries on AIDS that would be 30 and look 55.
 
What is the reasoning for all these celebrities to go on this trip?
See this bitch:
This pickled-looking bitch that Hamas just happened to bump into is Jodie Evans, the wife of Neville Singham. a Chinese communist party bagman and propagandist on a global scale. They are surely the ones behind financing all of these vapid e-celebs and other reprobates to use their fame to launder commie propaganda in Cuba to try to save face for the commie brand like it's the fucking 70s again. It's a stunt as old and busted and this bitch's face, since commies can't actually innovate.
 
What is the reasoning for all these celebrities to go on this trip? The food and supplies could have made it over just fine without them. This isn’t even like the Gaza flotilla (which was a con in its own way) where there was a conceivable benefit to these celebrities escorting the food. But no one is going to stop this plane, no one is going to pull them over, so what’s the point?

I mean, we all know exactly why, but what’s the reason they give?
Cuban government organized it for propaganda.
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Hasan does and says a lot of really retarded shit... but going to a country full of people being oppressed by a commie regime to tell them they have it great and their countrymen who fled to the US are actually dumb assholes (while staying in a luxury hotel that becomes the only electrified building in the area) seems a bit on the nose.
Praying to God almighty for protesters to crash the stream.
 
That's a fun community note:
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In the NY Post's Tone-deaf radicals flock into Havana, staying in 5-star hotels while island in crisis: ‘Mockery of Cuban people’ (a) they identity the hotel as the Gran Hotel Bristol Meliá Collection.

Looking at the State Department's Cuba Prohibited Accommodations List (a) that hotel name isn't on the list. The address listed on the hotel website (Calle Teniente Rey. La Habana Vieja, 10100, Havana, Cuba) doesn't match any on the list either.

However, Google Maps has the address for the hotel as (485 Av. Bélgica, La Habana, Cuba), and that exact address is on the list as the Gran Hotel Bristol Kempinski.

So I guess Hasan gets away with it on a technicality.
 
Hasan does and says a lot of really retarded shit... but going to a country full of people being oppressed by a commie regime to tell them they have it great and their countrymen who fled to the US are actually dumb assholes (while staying in a luxury hotel that becomes the only electrified building in the area) seems a bit on the nose.
That shit pisses me off, people are having to cook the little food they have using tree branches and shit they find, and this pack of retards is being cared for like babies in a luxury hotel.
 
What the fuck is this "monitoring the situation" shit? Is it really what it sounds like? Every one is doing the heavy lifting and Piker just inserted himself as the overseer so he can pretend he's actually doing something?
To be fair, I believe Hasan is using the "monitoring the situation" phrase ironically in contribution to the internet joke that seems to have cropped up in the past month to describe men who are overly invested in live updates to current events when they would be much better off spending the day being sociable or productive. This includes many Kiwi Farms users.

Spandam also has zero problem beating the fuck out of women. He drug one by her hair around a fortress for hours while generally berating and abusing her IIRC. Hasan is definitely the "male feminist who actually wants to abuse women" type, so he has that in common with the character. However I don't think the Roach has the balls or muscle mass required to do what he did...so this nigga is still not even good enough to be Spandam.
Does Hasan even talk about women? I've gotten the impression that feminism is one of those Leftist causes that disinterests him, simply avoiding the topic if he could help it. Like black people, trannies, and gay shit. I guess there's Hasan prehistory as a pickup artist, though...

No, infact staying in a five star hotel is likely a OFAC violation, from what little I read the exemptions to OFAC in regards to cuba limit you to staying in guest houses and spare rooms (as any decent sized hotel will be state owned) purposely away from generating money to the communist party of cuba by forcing you out of the tourist areas
For what little features can be seen in the background of his two streams, it doesn't look like anything close to "five-star". I've assumed that he's staying at a guest house with the rest of his entourage. That would explain his shitty internet (which I still don't think is Starlink) as well. It makes me wonder how he's been dealing with the nation-wide blackout and whether he sought refuge at the lit Gran Hotel.

Alternatively, it could be the case that Hasan sleeps at the Gran Hotel, but streams from a guest house where his entourage sleeps.

I'm curious to hear how Hasan explains his lodging and the blackout on Monday, but I suspect he's going to say little about the entire trip to avoid exposing how it all amounted to be a pampered, self-indulging vacation for him. He was already pretty scant about what he's been up to in his two short streams from Havana, and even what little details he gave were unflattering.
 
That shit pisses me off, people are having to cook the little food they have using tree branches and shit they find, and this pack of retards is being cared for like babies in a luxury hotel.
Take Solace that at least the pack of retards was closer to where they deserve to go (Guantanamo Bay) than when they were in the Us and other places they came from. Edit: As for what the substance of the explanation Hasan will give for being in the Gran Hotel?
 
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FYI, I made a couple of posts generally going over Nuestra América Convoy in the Cuba thread. It's useful to go to that thread to understand the event (and the Cuba situation) broadly whereas this thread is just about Hasan's small part in it.


 
One of the things taken for granted when it comes to Hasan Piker is that this is one of the first time in my memories where I get to see, in real time, famous people coopting his bullshit knowing that they'll have to go on an apology tour to deal with the PR backlash in the future. :ratface:
 
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