- Joined
- May 7, 2021
Pat's obsession with truth and incarceration is ironic considering he operates on a flimsy pile of lies that underpins every facet of his worthless existence. Obfuscation and deceit come naturally to the cow, but Pat makes it his defining characteristic. It's even funnier that this guy sells himself as an author when he is a terrible storyteller and couldn't fabricate one of his tough tales to make it sound remotely believable if his life depended on it.






