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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Bashir Planned a Fake Exit

The camera was oddly focused on him while he was nontent talking.

LMFAO Bashir says his hands are dyed blue right now from the Indigo dye from his Haori. His hair too This is why you wear a nagajubun you ginger faggot. I bet his body is under his clothes.

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He also changed boots. And his fuckin necklaces over the collar.

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A trumpeting comes on and he gets up and salutes the troops.
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Bongo (who loves him) follows.
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Then production comes. He whines about them "busting his balls."

Production calls Bashir to read something. He rips it knowing what it is. Baldy has it on his phone.
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It was an op Bashir planned to leave that he wrote to staff. They made him read it for everyone.

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(Naturally. Midway through, cams go down for director mode)

Edit: closet mode win. He wants to engineer his own exit. He planned an op. Production basically tells him no. That's gay... but in a kinder way. They put his mind at ease.

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They said they won't pay for a flight home if he leaves. He says he's staying and gets it.
 
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Mr.Bucket said:
BuT eMmA jUsT sTaNdS aRoUnD aNd DoEs NoThInG!!1
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This is a nice meme to throw out in the rare event she does something. I hope you get to use it again :)

break these cuffs said:
This nigger thinks he's going to win FT when he can't even figure out where to apply.

Step 1: Download the Fishtank app on your phone
Step 2: Click apply
Spet 3: Fill out the application
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FYI the guy you're replying to is an obvious but bad ragebaiter

Edit: Sorry for doubleposting. I assumed my posts would be merged if posted back to back.
 
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(Note the camera is not working and they don't know fucking wiggers)

Bashir goes on a sperg on fiber, dye, and fabric and how harmful the artificial stuff is. dangerously based conversation

Bongo doesn't know what ariticial fabric is and asks which are. Bashir explains. I think her concept was that artificial is a type of fabric.

They go onto religion.

Bashir is talking about the prophet Enoch and where he's recorded in Egyptian and Greek lore.

Bongo- "He's lives in Egypt and in Greece at the same time?"

Bless the Twins. Protect those retards.
 
Meiwaku said:
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(Note the camera is not working and they don't know fucking wiggers)

Bashir goes on a sperg on fiber, dye, and fabric and how harmful the artificial stuff is. dangerously based conversation

Bongo doesn't know what ariticial fabric is and asks which are. Bashir explains. I think her concept was that artificial is a type of fabric.

They go onto religion.

Bashir is talking about the prophet Enoch.

Bongo- "He's in Egypt and in Greece?"

Bless the Twins. Protect those retards.
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even funnier is that the Hermes guy's alleged "ancient text" cannot be dated back further than ancient Greece early AD (or was it later BC? whichever) and it certainly doesn't link to ancient Egypt, at least not in real history
 
Nottafed said:
My fav bit is drunk POS and watching it this time almost made me pick up a bottle, and I haven't drank since Freddy threw piss on the floor. Cant imagine how hard it is to be there.
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I think the DPoS challenge actually reminded Bam why he shouldn't drink
 
DustBuns said:
If Bashir wins the entire show production can just donate the 50k in his name to Hezbollah, problem solved.
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this makes me think Lord Miles would be a good freeloader, although I'm not sure what strange corner of the world he's being held as a hostage in right now
 
Meiwaku said:
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(Note the camera is not working and they don't know fucking wiggers)

Bashir goes on a sperg on fiber, dye, and fabric and how harmful the artificial stuff is. dangerously based conversation

Bongo doesn't know what ariticial fabric is and asks which are. Bashir explains. I think her concept was that artificial is a type of fabric.

They go onto religion.

Bashir is talking about the prophet Enoch and where he's recorded in Egyptian and Greek lore.

Bongo- "He's lives in Egypt and in Greece at the same time?"

Bless the Twins. Protect those retards.
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Bongo was talking about Hermes Trismegistus here, which i belive is a fictional author that combines elements of Greek and Egyption mythology
 
I missed the Siege of Gamergrad and that stinks.
ProudSkibidiTolietAryan said:
What.. you guys are giving me like EASY challenges, the worst thing yall are saying is that some crazy bitch might piss in your bedroom and even then just move outta the room and sleep somewhere else. "Oh you might have to cook a super pizza" Like cooking really? thats the hardest
So wait again where do I apply?
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The audience (here, 4chan) will find out everything about you the day you arrive. They will dox you, find all your socials and your address and pictures of your siblings.

You will be locked in a house with people like yourself for a month, fucking with each other and it will continuously escalate.

But truthfully I think you should do it, you'd have fun and you're right to think it isn't hard. It isn't. You should do it. They have freeloader applications open right this second and I think you should apply.
 
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Jet pulls Bingo and Bongo aside and asks "what are you thinking?" Bingo was dozing on the couch while Bongo was out in the hall. Not allowed! They have to stay together, so Jet is tying them together with bungee cords.
 
jet literally said that nothing was gonna happen today , is the audience retarded?
if their excuse is that they paid for this then they are doubly retarded for paying money to a show whose pirate stream has as much viewers as the official one
having a content day and a nontent day over and over again is a good strategy so that people don't get tired or they don't run out of ideas
 
Bashir's message reading to Ben. My stream broke at the end as I was clipping, main portion is captured..
 
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