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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Aquafag said:
Hate to say it but IF Bashir wins and gets to shoot, taking out Drake now would be a smart move. The house hates JD and keeping JD there is a strong strategy to keep himself (Bashir) safe for another round longer.
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I dont think they hate JD more than Bashir, but I agree Drake would be the most tactical. That being said, I hope they shoot Emma. Every time I tune in, she's just sitting around doing nothing. She's had like 2 okay moments in the near 2 weeks that she's been there and even then, she had to be coaxed into it.
Blackstar said:
Not being the centre of attention and getting in conflict with people works. She's not the target for anyone just like the Twins.
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True, but she's so. Fucking. BORING.
 
Apparently Anissa is wanting to leave to see her kid? Beth and Bongo said this and now

Anissa said "Production is coddling Beth." Allegedly

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Luty said:
They're definitely over feeding the fish but the cloudiness is just an algae bloom from all the lighting. The algae won't bother the fish but they should do a water change soon to account for overfeeding.
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Yeah definitely a 50% water change, wipe the insides of the glass with a terrycloth towel, raise the water level about 3 inches, and wipe the outside with vinegar and water and dry it so it's not streaky. They should put this out as a job for the fish to do.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Yeah definitely a 50% water change, wipe the insides of the glass with a terrycloth towel, raise the water level about 3 inches, and wipe the outside with vinegar and water and dry it so it's not streaky. They should put this out as a job for the fish to do.
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not sure if 50% is truly needed, but at least 25% water change. 50% might make it look better temporarily but by gutting the microbes of the water like that it could bloom back just as bad if not worse. Does anyone know if they have live plants in the tank?
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Yeah definitely a 50% water change, wipe the insides of the glass with a terrycloth towel, raise the water level about 3 inches, and wipe the outside with vinegar and water and dry it so it's not streaky. They should put this out as a job for the fish to do.
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I wouldnt trust any of these retards with the lives of the fish in that tank. Leave it as a production job.
 
This is interesting. Apparently this is Anisa's husband. I saw someone in chat telling moejok that a user was sending coded TTS messages to her and apparently its true.
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crb said:
Which is crazy in a website that quite literally tells you to point and laugh while keeping your distance.
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I think at least half the people here are laughing with the fish rather than at them which is a huge distinction. So when they see something objectively hilarious (ben walloping Landon who has been shittalking them for days on end is very funny, he didn't even take his glasses off ffs lol) they react negatively because their pet retard looks bad.
Why anybody gets into watching this wanting freindtank is beyond me. There are plenty of streams online for you to grow parasocial over, why choose the one where half the fun is watching people crash out?
 
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