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💥 Trainwreck Pamela Swain / DocHoliday1977 / MsPhoenix1969 / Observer1977 / danishlace2003 / Writer_thriller - Victim of grand #MeToo conspiracy, litigious wannabe starfucker, off her meds and online
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Tony, Harvey, Donny, Michael, Alan, and Hillary, it's a pleasure to see you all again on this website where we hyper fixate on and interfere in the life of a mongoloid in the south. I was never a big fan of choosing my character, I liked when Pammy would tell us who we were each time we posted so we could craft a menacing persona to post with. Ahhh the good ol days.
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Good to see you, Donnie my boy. Hope you enjoy politics? As for me, I must say, meeting Arnold and David on the set of Kung Fury 2 was awesome, great guys!
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So, after reading more of the docs, the first document where she names her gang of enemies is document number 20, where she asserts that Stephen Miller forced the postal office to not deliver a key evidence in her case. So, not exactly the same gang of characters, but Trump is indirectly named.
So, what's her evidence? Well, her mail is ONE day late.
On document 22 she details how Trump administration attempted to break into her home. This is the breaking point. Before then her documents were littered with her illiteracy, but mostly normal. From here on out, the sanity begins to completely crack again.
She mentions a police report. What's in it? Well, thankfully, she provided it herself:
Well, first of all, it seems Trump's not doing so well financially anymore, if he and a random kid has to go combing through Pam's thrash for a living...except...she says it WAS NOT Trump but her neighbor! Did Trump hire her neighbors? The Plot thickens.
Now, I know the burning question in your mind...Will Pam get her justice? Are cops about to arrest Trump and Alan? Well, dear reader, I regret to inform you that:
Unlucky.
Document 23. MY BOY ALAN has made his first triumphant return! Alan has harnessed his great powers to make Pam jobless. Truly, a horrid set of affairs.
Doc number 24. Trump admin is making her delinquent on her payments. Her evidence, however, does not blame Trump admin. Curious. Doc 26 repeats the allegations.
compare to:
Document 28. The first instance of a shadowy figure appearing. Likely to be Donald Trump using the powers of the shadow realm. Scary.
Finally! It has been revealed that the master plan of Trump administration is NOT to deport illegals, but to HAVE SEX with Pamela Swain.
It is yet unclear, if the rape is a product of Trump's own desires, or directed by the great Harvey Weinstein. She also upped her demands to $10,000,000 from $2,000,000
Sadly, she forgot to include the aforementioned sheriff's report this time.
Document 29. The requested amount has jumped to $20,000,000
Document 31. The amount has now become $30,000,000
Doc 32. It is revealed that the notorious Jew-hater Kayne West teamed up with notorious Jew Stephen Miller to illegally harass Pamala over being Jewish.
The requested remedy has increased to $50,000,000
Appendix A:
Appendix to the Appendix A which reveals that Trump's meddling successfully got her fired, and that Alan's masterful mind is behind the defendants' defenses:
The defenses attorney, being completely sick of this shit, attempted to leave, but the court did not allow him because he fucked up his filing. He does not appear to have tried again, and appears to have given up and accepted his fate.
In document 35, Defense confesses that they are unsure why Pam is accusing them of working with Trump admin
Doc 36. In a shocking venture into the realm of investigate Journalism, Pam finally proved collusion between the defense and the Trump Admin. I'll let you judge it all for yourselves. Also, Trump, PERSONALLY, stole her taxes. Wow. She is important after all!
And, of course, here comes R&R which concluded that this is retarded and should be dismissed. Summary here. For some reason the Magistrate filed it twice. Pam filed the following two objections:
The JUDGE IS BEING IMPERSONATED!
By who?
BY THE KIWI FARMS!
Further! Donald Trump PERSONALLY zoom called her to call her slurs and mock her over losing her case. This is, of course, very true and real.
Wait! No! It was NULL, the FUCKING BASTARD! HE WAS BEHIND THIS ALL ALONG!
To those of you NOT in the know, Null has been credibly accused by Pamala of being Tony Robbins. Here's the proof from her litigation against CIA and Kiwi Farms:
And we're all caught up now. I'm eager to see how this unfolds.
Edit: Lol.
Also, the meme linked in the call:
So, what's her evidence? Well, her mail is ONE day late.
On document 22 she details how Trump administration attempted to break into her home. This is the breaking point. Before then her documents were littered with her illiteracy, but mostly normal. From here on out, the sanity begins to completely crack again.
She mentions a police report. What's in it? Well, thankfully, she provided it herself:
Well, first of all, it seems Trump's not doing so well financially anymore, if he and a random kid has to go combing through Pam's thrash for a living...except...she says it WAS NOT Trump but her neighbor! Did Trump hire her neighbors? The Plot thickens.
Now, I know the burning question in your mind...Will Pam get her justice? Are cops about to arrest Trump and Alan? Well, dear reader, I regret to inform you that:
Unlucky.
Document 23. MY BOY ALAN has made his first triumphant return! Alan has harnessed his great powers to make Pam jobless. Truly, a horrid set of affairs.
Doc number 24. Trump admin is making her delinquent on her payments. Her evidence, however, does not blame Trump admin. Curious. Doc 26 repeats the allegations.
compare to:
Document 28. The first instance of a shadowy figure appearing. Likely to be Donald Trump using the powers of the shadow realm. Scary.
Finally! It has been revealed that the master plan of Trump administration is NOT to deport illegals, but to HAVE SEX with Pamela Swain.
It is yet unclear, if the rape is a product of Trump's own desires, or directed by the great Harvey Weinstein. She also upped her demands to $10,000,000 from $2,000,000
Sadly, she forgot to include the aforementioned sheriff's report this time.
Document 29. The requested amount has jumped to $20,000,000
Document 31. The amount has now become $30,000,000
Doc 32. It is revealed that the notorious Jew-hater Kayne West teamed up with notorious Jew Stephen Miller to illegally harass Pamala over being Jewish.
The requested remedy has increased to $50,000,000
Appendix A:
Appendix to the Appendix A which reveals that Trump's meddling successfully got her fired, and that Alan's masterful mind is behind the defendants' defenses:
The defenses attorney, being completely sick of this shit, attempted to leave, but the court did not allow him because he fucked up his filing. He does not appear to have tried again, and appears to have given up and accepted his fate.
In document 35, Defense confesses that they are unsure why Pam is accusing them of working with Trump admin
Doc 36. In a shocking venture into the realm of investigate Journalism, Pam finally proved collusion between the defense and the Trump Admin. I'll let you judge it all for yourselves. Also, Trump, PERSONALLY, stole her taxes. Wow. She is important after all!
And, of course, here comes R&R which concluded that this is retarded and should be dismissed. Summary here. For some reason the Magistrate filed it twice. Pam filed the following two objections:
The JUDGE IS BEING IMPERSONATED!
By who?
BY THE KIWI FARMS!
Further! Donald Trump PERSONALLY zoom called her to call her slurs and mock her over losing her case. This is, of course, very true and real.
Wait! No! It was NULL, the FUCKING BASTARD! HE WAS BEHIND THIS ALL ALONG!
To those of you NOT in the know, Null has been credibly accused by Pamala of being Tony Robbins. Here's the proof from her litigation against CIA and Kiwi Farms:
And we're all caught up now. I'm eager to see how this unfolds.
Edit: Lol.
Also, the meme linked in the call:
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Whatever it is, it sure is better than a picture of an erect penis half-covered by a piece of paper with "Pamela" written on it. I'm not sure if she included it in court documents but she sure liked to spam it here.
It's almost like that poor guy who was trying to fix someone neighbor's phone and was jumped by Pam. I'm genuinely amazed by her town's tolerance of her antics.
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Wait, wtf is shrimp stream? Is that the movie night stuff null hosts? Also I love how she somehow outed herself to someone that knew about her thread where all she had to do was not act like Pam for 20 minutes but she's too crazy for that.
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As the most common Alan in the thread, I can't take credit for it. Pam really deserves most of the credit for their success.
Wait, I thought I was (also) Tony Robbins?
There's a compulsive component to Schizophrenia. Just as the sufferer is unable to avoid thinking about their delusions, so too are the unable to keep those thoughts inside.
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Pam is going to lose her house if she keeps fucking around like this. With her Mom having passed away, Pam has carte blanche to file her nonsense - and to lose the house with a seemingly low mortgage. I can’t imagine what she would do once the property was lost; who would be eager to take in this hot mess? Very sad.
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Weinsten, Robbons, Clinton, Desshowitz et. all obviously!
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I think our identities were based on the content of our posts. If you pissed her off, you are Tony or Harvey. If she liked what you said, you are Michael. If you talk about legal stuff, you are Rudy or Alan. If you talk about politics, you are Donnie or Donnie Jr.
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With this thread's revival, I decided to see if I missed a few of Pam's doubleposts. It turns out I had, but they're merged now.
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Oh, I remember. She would decide you were someone different mid post sometimes. I was just making a joke since Tony and Alan were who she thought I was the most.
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So that's why she called me Harvey when I told her that she's fat enough to set off an anti-tank mine
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Actually I think that makes you trump, because talking about how physically disgusting she is means you are moments away from breaking down her trailer screen door like a horned up wolfdog ready to give her another miscarriage, and trump is the sex guy, despite harvey being an equally good sex guy pick.
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The funny thing is this all makes perfect sense in context, but sounds like schizoid-rambling on it's own.
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*snorts and chokes*
Ah that's the good shit right there! Lets fucking goooo!!!!!!
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GUYS! Pamela....LOST! ALAN WINS AGAIN!
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Another objection. I am named as Alan Dershowitz. I am also apparently a lawyer for the defense. And I will enjoy prison. Neat
Orders dismissing the case:
One by one:
Another objection. I am named as Alan Dershowitz. I am also apparently a lawyer for the defense. And I will enjoy prison. Neat
Orders dismissing the case:
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I make three posts after six years, and immediately Pam thinks I'm Dershowitz again, despite my posts mocking the idea.
I'd say "Never change" but she genuinely cannot thanks to the crippling mental illness.
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I am personally fond of her usage of quotation marks without actually quoting anything.
Vect
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That's nice of her. You don't usually get empathetic schizo autists.
I too hope court officials are prepared for the horrific probability that an 87 year old Jew, a life coach and the US president will burst in and go full Terminator to ensure Pam stays all to themselves.