🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera
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How many hours have you watched of something you are not enjoying? How many more hours of something you do not like will you watch? Are you a submentaloid?
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DUDE DAWG THE FUCKING WALLS ABOUT TO BE FUCKED I'M GOING TO FUCK THEM WITH MY FUCKING COMPOUND
JD KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT FILLING UP HOLES (true):
JD KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT FILLING UP HOLES (true):
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Thank you saar for posting a clip that doesn’t take 5 minutes to load, clippers take note
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Laura waking everyone up to show them her drywall job..
Also Emma doing makeup with this as her outfit for the day
James Drake giving Landon fighting tips
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Emma woke up and chose 2003
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OK Laura's drywall thing, while at least it's a bit that's provoking some kind of activity, is very annoying to me because it's very FanTank. Like girl, yes I also remember "do you know how to patch drywall" from s4, we get it.
Laura waking everyone up to show them her drywall job..
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Not even I remember that and I actually paid lots of attention to and enjoyed S4.
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My interpretation is patching drywall is the only thing she has accomplished in her life (because her dad forced her to do it) and now she is making it her personality trait.
Jobs being handed out individually in confessional now
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Landon's job is Maid Manager:
Kody asked about the superbed, Landon said he didn't want to do it because he just wanted to get a night's rest for once. Kody tells Landon that he thinks everything Landon does is funny, even when he refuses to do something, that's funny in of itself.
Emma's job is bathtub streamer:
Kody's gimmick is he hits/creeps on all the girls. He says Emma smells nice. Kody asks Emma about her birthday, "it feels pretty good being 18 now, right?" Subtle Ellie reference??? They reminisce about Vicky. Kody: "Should've got everybody hooked on kratom so you could all kratom mog." Kody claims the basement chat wants him to know what the girls smell like.
James Drake's job is Dragon Apprentice:
He has to learn the ways of the dragon from the twins, if he is successful he gets his wings.
Bashir's job is market late shift. Kody admits they all kinda forgot the start times so it's just going on vibes now.
Kody congratulates Bashir on the fight. Bashir is still sore. Laura interrupts to meltdown that the silverfish is gone (I have been told James Drake took it). Kody smells her.
The twins' job is Dragon Master, to go with James Drake:
JD's job is market early shift:
JD claims he doesn't know Laura but something about her put him on edge, "even more than the pedophile." JD really disliked being tickled. TICKLE THE BABY! JD claims the hand holding with Laura was just to keep her away from others. Riiiight. After JD leaves, Kody says "the cavalry is coming."
Carolina's job is bathtub streamer with Emma (who already told her). Kody says he can get a bathing suit.
Carolina said she did watch the Head/Anissa bathtub stream and it was "very uncomfortable." Carolina said Emma would have been her top pick to do the bathtub stream. Kody asks Carolina how she's liking the tank, she says it was a little crazy at first but she's adapted. She's gotten used to the cameras everywhere. She thinks James Drake has adjusted to her presence.
Kody shows her the AI picture of Drake kissing Emma that was on the ad board. He tells her it's not real. "I would never do that to you. I would never kiss Emma." Kody is pretending to be James Drake. I don't think Carolina got it. Regardless, she's unfazed.
Kody asked about the superbed, Landon said he didn't want to do it because he just wanted to get a night's rest for once. Kody tells Landon that he thinks everything Landon does is funny, even when he refuses to do something, that's funny in of itself.
Emma's job is bathtub streamer:
Kody's gimmick is he hits/creeps on all the girls. He says Emma smells nice. Kody asks Emma about her birthday, "it feels pretty good being 18 now, right?" Subtle Ellie reference??? They reminisce about Vicky. Kody: "Should've got everybody hooked on kratom so you could all kratom mog." Kody claims the basement chat wants him to know what the girls smell like.
James Drake's job is Dragon Apprentice:
He has to learn the ways of the dragon from the twins, if he is successful he gets his wings.
Bashir's job is market late shift. Kody admits they all kinda forgot the start times so it's just going on vibes now.
Kody congratulates Bashir on the fight. Bashir is still sore. Laura interrupts to meltdown that the silverfish is gone (I have been told James Drake took it). Kody smells her.
The twins' job is Dragon Master, to go with James Drake:
JD's job is market early shift:
JD claims he doesn't know Laura but something about her put him on edge, "even more than the pedophile." JD really disliked being tickled. TICKLE THE BABY! JD claims the hand holding with Laura was just to keep her away from others. Riiiight. After JD leaves, Kody says "the cavalry is coming."
Carolina's job is bathtub streamer with Emma (who already told her). Kody says he can get a bathing suit.
Carolina said she did watch the Head/Anissa bathtub stream and it was "very uncomfortable." Carolina said Emma would have been her top pick to do the bathtub stream. Kody asks Carolina how she's liking the tank, she says it was a little crazy at first but she's adapted. She's gotten used to the cameras everywhere. She thinks James Drake has adjusted to her presence.
Kody shows her the AI picture of Drake kissing Emma that was on the ad board. He tells her it's not real. "I would never do that to you. I would never kiss Emma." Kody is pretending to be James Drake. I don't think Carolina got it. Regardless, she's unfazed.
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Zeke
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About 5-15 minutes a day.
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Not even I remember that and I actually paid lots of attention to and enjoyed S4.
Daniel kept kicking holes in the drywall while drunk and Jet bitched him out for it, saying "Wanna learn how to patch drywall?" Found the incident and vid for reference:
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Not to mention he has been missing for approx 36 hours now. Jet and Ben (with a bit of Kody and even fucking MINTS!!!
) have been hosting EVERYTHING.Let's see if he shows up today...
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JD's whole issue with the new freeloader Laura reeks, something is off about all of it.
Here is JD being asked about it, and probably lying. The added clarification at the end is suspect. A liars kind of over explanation.
Here is JD being asked about it, and probably lying. The added clarification at the end is suspect. A liars kind of over explanation.
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Twins woke up before me for the first time. I guess they slept well.
JD and I think one other person is now addressing them as "Dragons" instead of "Twins".
Twins are collecting shiny things because that's what dragons. Bongo has the tiara now. They took off a drawer knob because its shiny too(?)
I think Bongo showed Emma how horrifically disgusting her socks are at this point, but she might have just kicker her foot up for fun
"Cmon dragon...Bingo"
Also them constantly pulling the bungee cord has took it from the initial 4 feet to like 25 feet.
Current Dragon stash status:
"Hey there's a mosquito in here-oh it just flew away"
Bingo's stomach hurts and she feel nauseous
I know they hate being treated like kids but the jobs they've taken best to so far have just been wiggers being like babysitters giving the kids a fun imaginary game. James is now collecting shiny things. He can already speak dragon so once he collects enough stuff he can get his wings.
"Do you know the twins from superjail? We should start talking like them."
"Yes....sister"
I think he took all the silverware and he took a table.
"wooowwww"
"he's a natural" (not even nojustkidding)
Bashir complains about the safety hazard of having knives in the closet in case someone trips.
"Dragon does not concern herself with.....this kinda stuffffff raaaagh"
"How often have you fallen on a knifeRAAAAAAAGH"
"I HATE normies" -Bongo 12 hours ago
Drake asks for dragonspeak lessons. Turns out advanced dragonspeak is just going "raaaaaagh" with different emotions.
"Dragonnausea bleeegh"
JD and I think one other person is now addressing them as "Dragons" instead of "Twins".
Twins are collecting shiny things because that's what dragons. Bongo has the tiara now. They took off a drawer knob because its shiny too(?)
I think Bongo showed Emma how horrifically disgusting her socks are at this point, but she might have just kicker her foot up for fun
"Cmon dragon...Bingo"
Also them constantly pulling the bungee cord has took it from the initial 4 feet to like 25 feet.
Current Dragon stash status:
"Hey there's a mosquito in here-oh it just flew away"
Bingo's stomach hurts and she feel nauseous
I know they hate being treated like kids but the jobs they've taken best to so far have just been wiggers being like babysitters giving the kids a fun imaginary game. James is now collecting shiny things. He can already speak dragon so once he collects enough stuff he can get his wings.
"Do you know the twins from superjail? We should start talking like them."
"Yes....sister"
I think he took all the silverware and he took a table.
"wooowwww"
"he's a natural" (not even nojustkidding)
Bashir complains about the safety hazard of having knives in the closet in case someone trips.
"Dragon does not concern herself with.....this kinda stuffffff raaaagh"
"How often have you fallen on a knifeRAAAAAAAGH"
"I HATE normies" -Bongo 12 hours ago
Drake asks for dragonspeak lessons. Turns out advanced dragonspeak is just going "raaaaaagh" with different emotions.
"Dragonnausea bleeegh"
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Twins have been busy collecting shiny things for their job.
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Reason 9001 why I don’t bother with cuckchan anymore. I must be exhausting being such a joyless contrarian all the time.
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He's excited to have a woman with a vagina for the first time.
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about 15% of people on /ftg/ and leddit dont even care about the show and just want to le epicly own Sam and co. for being chuds/sus/not doing exactly what they wanted 3 seasons ago
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Drake taking his job as apprentice very seriously. Twins I believe have already forgotten about the bit.
Checklist of things Drake needs to learn:
dragon language
dragon flying
dragon posture
"do you like imagine dragons"
DRAGON FACTS:
Bongo is a water dragon, Bingo is an air dragon, Drake is a fire dragon, dinosaurs are earth dragons
Bashir would be a blue eyes white dragon or the japanese black dragon
"Black? noimjustkidding."
dragons eat gemstones to power their fire breathing, dragons are carnivores, they eat goats and people, but not princesses, dragons are a brmblbrbl. Dragons like things clean, or at least not diry, but they do like metal and rocks and stuff.
DRAGON RIDDLES:
Drake: "I have legs but I don't walk what am I"
Bingo: "a snake"
Bongo: "I have............wings"
Bo: "I have two arms two eyes two legs what am I
D: "A person"
Bo: "yeah"
Bi: "I follow you whereever you go but I am not a person"
D: "A shadow"
Twins are having a dragon rest. It's dragon o'clock.
Bashir chats with twins about being from Arizona:
"Are you from northern or southern Arizona?"
"Southern"
"Past the Gadsden line?"
"What's that?
"The part the US bought from mexico"
"Oh yeah"
"Are you doing this intentional so every time you talk there's smoke coming out like a dragon?" (Bongo keeps hitting her vape)
"Yeah"
"Do people think you're hispanic because you kinda look hispanic"
"Yeah"
"People always ask me 'where are you from you have an accent' like I don't have an accent" (Is homestuck fan an accent?)
"In Japan sometimes--I don't know if you know this but I've been to Japan[...]"
Twins say they want to collab with other fishes after the show, Bashir tells them to block Burt immediately.
D: "Do dragons purr?"
B: "Yeah"
Bashir: "Yeah dragons can purr."
B:"Chickens can purr"
B:"I used to have chickens"
B:"Dragons are related to chickens"
Landon's silently been in the room the entire time btw. Bashir offered him some pills he brought to help sleep deprivation, Landon said he was fine but Bingo wanted some. Bashir said it's L-tyrosine, twins both have some. (They had a quiet night's sleep on a mattress for the first time).
Bashir asked if Bingo had a comb or brush. Wiggers confiscated twins hair brush and they don't sell one in the shop.
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