🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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When will Bossman get back on the (crack)rocks

  • Less than a month

    Votes: 494 51.9%

  • 1-3 months

    Votes: 136 14.3%

  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 31 3.3%

  • 6-12 months

    Votes: 5 0.5%

  • Type 5 if you don't care about any of that lame drugs shit I'm gonna be clean forever bros

    Votes: 285 30.0%
  • Total voters
    951
  • Poll closed .
Here are all the most interesting voice messages from the ones he sent over the past hour or so. There's a lot more but I didn't bother saving them, as most of them were him responding to random people in chat.


Not reading all that, you looking to be the main character

Not giving my mom a steak, giving her 15k maybe 20k

Me and my mom gonna be chillin' on an island

Mooom! You get 15 grand, 20! Dad gets 20 dollars!

Dad! Does $20 cover the door?

hahaaa yeah

DEEZ NUTS! GOTTEM!

Man I don't owe you money!

Bro...

I've been up for 2 days exhausted, I still got 90k bish!

This dude is trippin' trippin!

big black beautiful slut

Ima give my mom money in a video, a wholesome video. I'm 30 years old, I put my mom through so much, she's my number one. She used to be so happy, I think it's my fault. She used to be crazy about me.

It's time to get right, so done living in misery. I'm on the winning team, the 90k is going nowhere. New start fr, house soon, car tomorrow. Gotta make amends with my mom, she doesn't deserve what I put her through. I'm gonna go give her a hug guys.
 
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Bossman has never really been high on my lolcow radar, but I have to ask; what is keeping his dad from kicking him the fuck out? I mean I know he puts holes in the walls and now a door, and the constant screeching from him has to be enough to make any parent go "alright, enough's enough."

I know of actual nepo babies spoiled rotten from birth that have gotten booted from dad's house over far less.
 
Crypt Kicker said:
Bossman has never really been high on my lolcow radar, but I have to ask; what is keeping his dad from kicking him the fuck out? I mean I know he puts holes in the walls and now a door, and the constant screeching from him has to be enough to make any parent go "alright, enough's enough."

I know of actual nepo babies spoiled rotten from birth that have gotten booted from dad's house over far less.
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Ratdad knows that Austin being in an environment where he isn't observed by him or his wife is just a recipe for crack and crimes.
Its kinda choosing the lesser devil, he knows his son is a degenerate, but living with him means Curtis is a degenerate that can be pulled from the brink.

Its a sad form of parental love, but it is love. I wouldn't wish ratdad's position on any parent.
 
Crypt Kicker said:
Bossman has never really been high on my lolcow radar, but I have to ask; what is keeping his dad from kicking him the fuck out? I mean I know he puts holes in the walls and now a door, and the constant screeching from him has to be enough to make any parent go "alright, enough's enough."

I know of actual nepo babies spoiled rotten from birth that have gotten booted from dad's house over far less.
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They are selling the house to get him out - buying another without a crackden attached, so he has to go it alone, with whatevers left of this 97k
 
beneviolent said:
They are selling the house to get him out - buying another without a crackden attached, so he has to go it alone, with whatevers left of this 97k
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I hope he gets a little camper or trailer in front of their house. I don't believe Ratmom will let Austin live alone. Ratdad for sure, but not Ratmom. Could be a good arc.
 
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More voice messages


At most I'd have to pay 20k in taxes on the 90k

He had another voice message that got corrupted, he deleted the channel so I can't get it anymore but it was him telling someone something along the lines of "You just have to pay $400 on your lil' $5k, not bad"

I'm not bragging, I'm just saying

You know I got 90k right?

I'm sorry bro I'm really tired, probably just taking things the wrong way.

Don't lose your money Lemonade, this is tough love. We are saving money, not losing it all

I told you to buy something and save it. You lost it all. You gotta wanna help yourself, that's what I'm doing!

Tough love's the only real love

I bet I got more than you

I'll still have plenty left

Not reading that, fuck you. I don't need y'alls approval. Y'all are weak. You only come at me when I'm feeling some typa way. When I have those stacks, Ima feel that other typa way, the good way. You're losing, get your shit together. Look for the good in people. Been up for too long

Fuck this lame hater who gets no money.

That'd be a heavy stack of hundreds, hell yeah

What would make my mom happy is me getting my shit together. Then she'll have 15k and be chillin' and be happy.

Things you do affect people around you. We're only here for so long. Not trynna be emotional. Do good, look for the good in people. The world has gone so dark, people are scared to do this or that. Be nice to each other. I love you guys, I know I can be an ass. I do care about you guys, my viewers. I gotta lay my head down now.

I'm going to bed, the fuck

Changing lives more than you. I've given thousands away today. What have you done? You fucked a gay man and hated behind a keyboard! So sad that I do all this and still get shit on. Fuck you.. pussy!

One thing I learned from streaming, 9 out of 10 females are fake and making fun of you to your face. I'm a stud! I'm a good looking dude, I make a lot of money, don't downplay me you whore! I'm the shit!

People think I'm stupid.

After this he yapped some more, someone called him a methhead so he sperged out and deleted the stage chat and made a mod recruitment post.

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DiabeticSydePhil said:
How the fuck do you get locked in a bathroom at all? It locks from the inside.
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oldTireWater said:
Have you tried being developmentally disabled, sleep deprived, and high as shit? They may be the missing ingredients.
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According to Austin, the doorknob is broken and keeps getting stuck. This is like the fourth time he's gotten himself locked in the bathroom this week, but this time his parents aren't home to help him get out.
 
Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
According to Austin, the doorknob is broken and keeps getting stuck. This is like the fourth time he's gotten himself locked in the bathroom this week, but this time his parents aren't home to help him get out.
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Normal people: Its a reoccuring issue, so slip a bit of cardboard in the latch when you go in to keep it from locking.

Crackheads: SWAT team tactics.

He truly is a magnificent creature.
 
Nick Gars said:
Normal people: Its a reoccuring issue, so slip a bit of cardboard in the latch when you go in to keep it from locking.

Crackheads: SWAT team tactics.

He truly is a magnificent creature.
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You could also leave the door slightly open if there is apparently nobody else at the house, but that’s what a rat would do.
 
Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
According to Austin, the doorknob is broken and keeps getting stuck. This is like the fourth time he's gotten himself locked in the bathroom this week, but this time his parents aren't home to help him get out.
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on the bright side, now that there's a giant hole in the door they could take the chance to replace the entire door and the knob now that bossman has that $100k
 
A Deer In Headlights said:
on the bright side, now that there's a giant hole in the door they could take the chance to replace the entire door and the knob now that bossman has that $100k
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Austin would never fix the door himself or call someone to fix it. He wants to live alone…what a joke. They never see any money from him. They are selling their house to pay for his rehab and legal expenses. It's their retirement savings that they are spending on Austin.
 
Nick Gars said:
Crackheads: SWAT team tactics.
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I am now dreadfully fascinated by the idea of forming a SWAT team out of a bunch of random crackheads. Will they kill or capture every hostile flawlessly? Will they burn the whole building down? Will they suffer at least 50% casualties from friendly fire?

Why pick one? Come on down and make your parley bet today!
 
Oh my god bossman really fucked up. His parents came home, supposedly the top floor is flooded and ratdad is arguing with both ratmom and bossman. :lossmanjack:
 
not william stenchever said:
I am now dreadfully fascinated by the idea of forming a SWAT team out of a bunch of random crackheads. Will they kill or capture every hostile flawlessly? Will the burn they whole building down? Will they suffer at least 50% casualties from friendly fire?

Why pick one? Come on down and make your parley bet today!
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Odds are strong for the place getting torched, 50% friendly fire feels optimistic and the after action report would just be a list of things that no longer exist.
 
Boss gave us 24 minutes of arguing with ratdad

Here's my restream

Highlights include him saying "DON'T TALK TO MY MOM, A FEMALE THAT WAY" and blaming Ratdad for "flooding" the upstairs.

He also kept mentioning how they'd only have to coexist for 2 more days, is the house being sold that fast already?

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