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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
"Who's Crying Now" by Journey is playing while Landon investigates. Just some Tuesday afternoon Kino
 
CH4TT3R said:
I think he was one of the few fish who never spoke to the audience, too.
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For the first few days, he constantly responded to TTS. 9/10 times, it was "You really spent money on that?". Actual Reddit mod faggot energy.

He prolly then soured from not being as popular as he thought he'd be, and then stopped responding/reacting, or at least attempted to stop.
CH4TT3R said:
Speaking of the fag, any updates on him?
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I think he's gonna go radio silent because of the hate. At least I hope he do, because I don't ever wanna see his face again.

All I know is that he migth've sent a TTS to Emma from/via his gf's FTL-account:
"[kindly] hey Emma is JD. On my way home and i hope you keep your head up. It was wonderful spending time with you all and I'm rooting for you."
CH4TT3R said:
I don't think I've ever seen a JD fan.
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Weirdly enough, he had a couple of stans in the official discord + Ashe. That said, if they're not complete faggot losers relating to him on a personal level, they could of course just be attempting to ragebait.
clinton322 said:
During the confrontation with JD, she said they've been together for 6 years
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I might be wrong, but I'm fairly certain she said "5 years" - not that this makes any difference in how poorly I think of him. However, it obviously might be an immensly important difference in regards to relevant legislation. That said, he'd be about 22 at the time, so some exemptive law could apply.
 










Bongo also went on bunch of long rants about her fear of mirrors and photographs, confirming their Neanderthal DNA.

I could have sworn I saved Bongo's rant about 9/11, Jews, the Holocaust, etc, I'll be pissed if I don't. I'll have to check my laptop.

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Aftermath: vomit pan and liquids
 
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Bam is having another "What the FUCK do you mean Landon has never....." Session. Massive lore dumps. I missed half of it. He is having something where he has to say "jump off" at the end of each sentence.

  • Never played most sports.
  • Never jumped into a pool.
  • Never had any cake other than red velvet.
  • Never had any pie other than key lime.

Bashir: Honestly Landon, you're one of the most fascinating people I've ever met.

This is a (deserved) Landon glaze section because he's so unapologetically himself.
 
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Bam is having another "What the FUCK do you mean Landon has never....." Session. Massive lore dumps. I missed half of it. He is having something where he has to say "jump off" at the end of each sentence.

  • Never played most sports.
  • Never jumped into a pool.
  • Never had any cake other than red velvet.
  • Never had any pie other than key lime.

Bashir: Honestly Landon, you're one of the most fascinating people I've ever met.

This is a (deserved) Landon glaze section because he's so unapologetically himself.
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Bam needs to stop asking Landon what he hasn’t done and switch to asking him what he has done.
 
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Jet and Ben took the Twins up to do psychic palm readings. Tested it on Ben, currently going at Bashir first. I missed some of it but I'll list the accurate ones here if I can.

Bashir: 3/5?
Biggest threat: Emma.
Children he will have: 0.
Number he is thinking of: 2.

Emma: 7/12
Will Emma die alone: No
Children she will have: 4.
Biggest threat: Bashir.
Struggling with in the house: couldn't understand.
Card behind her head: something of clubs.
Age Emma will die: 59.
Death by: Boating accident. Note: Emma said she always knew she'd die in a body of water.

James Drake: 3/6
Biggest threat: Bashir.
Favorite fishtoy: love letters.
Being stranded in ocean or desert: Ocean.

Laura: 3/4
Number 1 through 5: 2.
Moment that changed her forever: surgery/car crash/getting a dog (they gave multiple answers she had been thinking of).
Favorite genre of music: Some sort of Spic Pop or some shit I missed it.

Blaine: 2/4? Director kept cutting in and out for Bam Kino so I went to the dorm cam.
Number between 1 and 5: ? missed it.
Who he thinks should win S5: Twins.
They got close with sweet treat being ice tea, guessing ice cream.

Landon: 5/9 (Bam can be there too, but isn't. He's taking off his headbands to help the graft!)
What has Landon gone through: Someone broke glass, Bam messed with him, lawsuit, jump off. (close enough, he then explains the rest of it.)
How is Landon feeling: Upset/Annoyed. (I'm counting this because they would too.
Darkest desire: Punch who has been annoying him.
Guilty treat: Cheese fries.
Free-form reading: He's thinking about the mess Bam made, Bam and Laura being annoying.
Something he's blind to: He's hungry.
(Not counting this) Quick advice to stay in the game: Keep being yourself, more reactive but calmer on the inside.
Will he have a gay son, thot daughter, and how many are normal: 1 gay son, one gender-neutral kid, two total.

This was so stupid but fun.
Darkest person they read today: Emma.
 
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Fat Gay Riker said:
Jet and Ben took the Twins up to do psychic palm readings. Tested it on Ben, currently going at Bashir first. I missed some of it but I'll list the accurate ones here if I can.

Bashir: 3/5
Biggest threat: Emma.
Children he will have: 0.
Number he is thinking of: 2.

Emma: 7/12
Will Emma die alone: No
Children she will have: 4.
Biggest threat: Bashir.
Struggling with in the house: couldn't understand.
Card behind her head: something of clubs.
Age Emma will die: 59.
Death by: Boating accident.
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You missed some for Bashir
  • Bashir will have 0 children’
  • ‘I see him wearing white, sleeping on the ground’
  • ‘Bashir is scared of polar bears’
  • ‘Bashirs inner animal is a rooster’
  • ‘Number 2’
Emma's biggest desire was "idk something sexual" (Jet trying to hold it together)
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These pics are amazing
 
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Bam today is fucking with the fish....mainly Landon.

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Bam slipped and is saying he's suing for Landon not cleaning it fast enough :story:
 
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