🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

Effort-post incoming

Alex B, a TRUE AND HONEST lolcow, has joined the tank tonight. He is clearly on either meth or crack or pills, we like to call him the equivalent of Boss but in Fishtank clothing, he has many similarities to boss; he has been talking shit to the current fish and is now trying to fight them. When I say fight I mean he puts his fists up and plays a toughguy. If you haven't looked at his pictures yet, scroll down or look again. His biceps arms are smaller than his forearms. Before I extend a shitload of content to you, I'd like you know that I make/create/download/etc a lot of this content in real time and post it in chronological order. I do not have a ton of time to proofread it, some of it is word-vomit. Welcome to forums, faggot.

So far, he's taken about 4 shots of liquor at this point. Bam Margera said "There's not enough redbull in the world to make someone act like that, *laughs* I would know".

^^This is irrefutable proof if you've ever seen a crackhead IRL.^^^

This is going to end well ; I'll update this post.



Drunk Alex and Landon the Tiger King, unstoppable wall vs immovable force or whatever:

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Please excuse the overlap.

Alex B and Landon have a heart to heart in the hallway, Alex B is crashing out and talks more shit:




Alex B at this point has now had 6 shots.

Alex B is now crashing out, trying to get Landon to fight him with TTS egging him on. Landon doesn't want to fight and is the current sheriff. He can put Alex B in the closet for an hour if he wants to.


Alex B crashes the FUCK OUT at Landon:


Landon and Alex go head to head, Landon offers to box Monkey King Alex B. Alex pussies out. Or does he? Imagine dragons my balls -Twins


At this point I've lost track of how many shots Alex B has taken. He did disappear into a bathroom for 10 minutes after fiddling with his luggage. I think he's at about 12 standard drinks over the course of 3-4 hours. 15 minutes after I wrote the previous sentence Alex B has started drinking directly out of liquor bottles. I am the liquor, Bobandy.

Epic Crashout at Tiger/Bashir:


HOLY SHIT IT HAPPENED. ALEX B AND DRAKE ACTUALLY GET INTO A FIGHT. ALEX THREW TWO PUNCHES AND DRAKE DODGED THEM. DRAKE SHOVES ALEX AND HE GOES FLYING.


THIS VIDEO BELOW IS WORTH WATCHING



After this Alex B cries and goes to the basement and then:


He actually comes back upstairs 30 minutes later. The wiggers clearly gave him some sort of upper, he's coked/amphetamine'd again and seems 300% more sober now. After fighting with Drake AGAIN he's now on time-out to the "freeloader room" which is the superbed room. The girls and Alex B are now trapped in the superbed room. I believe this is productions way of taunting his Whalewife— which if you don't know the lore- his fat gigantic 500lb wife who beat the shit out of Binx and tried to smother Alex B in Season 3 was the person who got the Season 3 house swatted and called the fire department to get them to verify their licenses and got Season 3 shut down.

Alex B has breached the superbed room and is now talking shit nonstop, spitting off the balcony, and trying to fight anyone. This is pure kino:

Yes, bongo is dressed as a giant mustard bottle.


Drake comes upstairs to fight him, the Production tardwrangles him.


Production has given him another full bottle and he's now singing Disney songs and talking shit. Ultimate crashout. I actually get second-hand embarrassment from this.





Some fun pictures:





Alex is so drugged out and drunk that he can't even like English and sheeeiet, mang.


they got bam yo