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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
BlueWave1919 said:
This is why you don't bring back a fish as fish when they get eliminated or walk.
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Mints, I need you to stop jacking off for two seconds to your own posts. You will never be cool. You will never make real friends for anything other than your money and connections. You will never be attractive. You will never be redeemable to even your fake friends if you keep this up.

This is your fate.
 
Roak said:
Bashir has ordered friendtank for the entire day. They will team up tonight and make sure James Drake get no sleep
Landon and the Twins will listen to him despite the fact that he is a massive threat to them losing the show
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So is Drake. They're probably aware they've gotta team up on Bashir if Drake goes out, the twins have explicitly said they want the final 2 to be with Landon.
 
PhoneCharger said:
Laura fucked Drake so hard pushing the other 3 teams together now, holy shit what a stupid fucking bitch.
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She doesn't care about Drake, she has no stake in him winning 50k. She is an agent of chaos. She clearly cares less about sterility, she licks her fingers with fucking dry wall on them. They can bring their worst and Drake will struggle through with mental fortitude, and she will drift off and do her own thing.
 
It is so funny how stein's bit was aborted in 3 hours last night and now he is drifting around the house like a ghost. He barely even talks to anyone.
 
Meiwaku said:
Mints, I need you to stop jacking off for two seconds to your own posts. You will never be cool. You will never make real friends for anything other than your money and connections. You will never be attractive. You will never be redeemable to even your fake friends if you keep this up.

This is your fate.
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You really don't even know what this show is and what most fans want. Plus you thinking I am Mints just shows your ignorance. If i was Mints why would I be here typing and not doing my job? Anyone that attacks the Muslim is Mints now right? lol
 
BlueWave1919 said:
You really don't even know what this show is and what most fans want. Plus you thinking I am Mints just shows your ignorance. If i was Mints why would I be here typing and not doing my job? Anyone that attacks the Muslim is Mints now right? lol
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What even IS your job, aside from being productions big booty mick?
 
Telecom said:
It is so funny how stein's bit was aborted in 3 hours last night and now he is drifting around the house like a ghost. He barely even talks to anyone.
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I'm surprised he got so shook. I really thought it was going to end up being a bit where his "son" ends up taking off his shirt and that leads to Alex finding out he's a gay pornstar.
 
I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passing by
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To all of you confused what the friendtank haters are talking about I'll lay it out for you:

Random freeloaders pouring shit on Bashir and the fish gossiping about him for 20 days straight (it just doesn't get boring lolol): hellhouse
Messing with James Drake in any way shape or form: friendtank

There you go.
By the way I'm not defending Bashir, he is just as much at fault as everyone else, inculding production, for making this happen.
 
James Drake stole the still half-full ice cream machine.
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He's using it to fortify his castle and provide himself with sustenance.
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Laura was great but she’s played her part, kick her and give Drake Letty!
 
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Binx, Bashir, Landon and Vimp stole all the food from Market and seem like they plan to weaponize some of it. Unfortunately for the people watching, it's mostly stashed in the bathroom without cameras and they hang out in there a lot. Binx and Vimp anti-content.
 
Dedans said:
She is an agent of chaos.
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Honestly this is why despite never wanting to be near her in person, she is an excellent freeloader. Chaos is her reward. She will help you as readily as she will stab you in the back.

It's like seeing a true Godess of Chaos and Destruction in the flesh. It's awe inspiring. It's like a form of raped asceticism that only the most depraved can drive themselves to. She's on her way to her own Hell Nirvana that is a place only she can reach. It's like watching a ballerina slaughter the entire company and then dance herself to death on broken legs. She dances on stumps of bone. It hurts, but she laughs. She laughs. She dances as her bones grind to dust. She doesn't care. Nothing matters. She will achieve her goal. She will achieve a madening frenzy of bastardized enlightenment.

We are watching a living piece of imploding human art in the making.

Bravo Laura. Bravo. You are truly a spectacular freeloader.

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These niggers (James Drake and Laura) in Dorm are barricading themselves, Waco style. Also taking all of the house amenities with them, e.g. coffee machine, microwave, hotdog heater. Interesting play.
Edit: 10 mins later in a conversation, Ben says to Landon: "They're calling it Fort Drake."
 
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