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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
I do appreciate Jet admitting that Bashir isn't entirely wrong and that he isnt married to one iteration of what the show is. Bashir was 100% the wrong person to lead the anti-Hellhouse crusade but if that's Allahs will...
I HAVE to stop saying Allah, even jokingly, this close to Easter
 
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Bashir said he was fully aware of what fishtank was, how is he screeching at the one of the few staples that persisted?
Ngl I do prefer his vision. Like why not bring in a bunch of tards and have them bond and mog eachother and throw our freeloaders?

Peepeepoopoo gets old.

There is no end station on the train to hell. If you don't set limits, there are no limits.
Bashir forgets that one of the constants of the show is that the wiggers are petulant, vindictive, and stubborn man-children with absolute control of the show. It's not about fairness, or what the audience wants, it's about what the wiggers want. It's petty and gay, bashir being hated by production makes me root for him by default. I agree with some of what he says, but his foot stomping about The Wire n shit is so cringe I'm still experiencing psychic damage. I think the only one who I can confidently say left the show on their own terms with their head high is (you guessed it) Cole.

The wiggers are well within their right to adhere to their vision, but The petty and almost spiteful attitude toward the audience is the reason why I have never given the show a cent despite both the wiggers and the show have given me hours of entertainment.
I feel left out because I like both Bashir and James Drake, even though they're going at each other, I like them both and have no real preference of who comes out on top.
The first one to be successfully "lil bro"d by the other will experience an ego death so catastrophic they will never be freed from samsara.
 
Agreed, honestly they could have just kept doing that shit, bring in degenerate freeloaders and have the fish mog them. I was enjoying it. We've had 4 seasons of peepeepoopoo.
You just have to put it in gamer speak and jet would see the potential. Bro its like theyre an rpg party taking down the freeloaders like bosses and the challenges are the cutscenes that kill off one of them and only the strongest one left standing at the end will be able to carry on the dreams of his fallen brothers
 
If he keeps being either Bashir or James' gimp, then he will be used as a useful idiot to get one or the other out, to be easy competition for the last challenges.
But if its the Candy Challenge (seems to be), then I think the audience is all pretty done with him, and none of the other fish would save him this late in the game. So, early signs are bad for the Janny
 
Did Bam actually come in for any of the challenge? or is he just here getting tattooed?
Bam is inconsequential as a host anymore. He's there for like, an hour a day and has no idea what's happening anymore. I liked his energy at the start of the season but at this point he's no better than a checked out Sam.
And at least Sam could host a challenge or something.
 
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