💪 Tough Guys Hector Martin / Héctor Martín Cantero / @marcan42 / マルカン / @marcan42x / @marcan@treehouse.systems / Asahi Lina / Asahi Linux - Developer of Asahi Linux with a VTuber persona. Made Byuu's death unbelievable. Constantly accuses others of harassment and abuse. Hates Hacker News and Kiwi Farms.

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Is it time to move the thread to Stinkditch yet? Hector's days of being an Internet Tough Guy are now long behind him and the only things entertaining about him are all related to his sissification fetish.
 
Is it time to move the thread to Stinkditch yet? Hector's days of being an Internet Tough Guy are now long behind him and the only things entertaining about him are all related to his sissification fetish.
The thread will qualify when he does
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(Which seems unlikely he ever will tbh)
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The thread will qualify when he does
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(Which seems unlikely he ever will tbh)
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Would it be fair to say that Hector and his boyfriend are trying and failing to troon out? I've helped laugh at a lot of trannys but this would be the first one who wanted to take the plunge but failed because he's too much of a shut in weeb. Usually that works to their advantage.
 
As a reminder, this is by the guy that The Register and other news outlets have championed as the future of open source software development.
Erm ackshually chud, Hector being Asahi Hoshino Lina is just an alt-right KiwiFarmer conspiracy theory and there's no ebidans for it (just ignore all the evidence for it).
 
Erm ackshually chud, Hector being Asahi Hoshino Lina is just an alt-right KiwiFarmer conspiracy theory and there's no ebidans for it (just ignore all the evidence for it).
You didn’t see Lina working from a machine with the same hostname as Hector’s workstation. Didn’t happen. Stop pretending it did.
 
You didn’t see Lina working from a machine with the same hostname as Hector’s workstation. Didn’t happen. Stop pretending it did.
And even if it did, so what? That just means, um, they're really good friends! It doesn't mean that Hector made a mistake or anything. Who are you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?
 
And even if it did, so what? That just means, um, they're really good friends! It doesn't mean that Hector made a mistake or anything. Who are you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?
And when Luna mentioned Hector on his Xitter/Bluesky once and Lina mentioned he just got doxed by Luna, that was just a psyop!!1
 
It's been a slow roll but eventually we're going to get the full troon out from both of them and I couldn't be more excited! I hope Hector finds some money to start getting plastic surgery. There are the obligatory moob implants but that's boring and our boy is creative. I don't know if there is a way to get permanently blonde hair, I would bet donuts to dog balls that there is a surgeon in Turkey willing to take a crack at it. It would make my life complete if Hector and that man got together. I wish him all the encouragement in the world on his self-destructive path to become Hoshino Lina Asahi or whatever the fuck he calls it.
 
Fresh new narcissistic cry for attention, get your narcissistic cry for attention!


“Thinking of giving up technology entirely. Everything sucks and nobody cares and nothing is getting better.”
“Probably not giving up on everything but I think I've realized my priorities have been wrong for a long time. There's no point in caring about things that don't care back.
Even if some people say they care, if nobody has the power to make anything better, it's all pointless.
The people who care lost to those who don't.”
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I guess he should not have emigrated to japan as a fat spanish gaijin then. Good luck finding a non-tech job as a foreigner in there.

However I sometimes hope he would just disappear from the internet, it would be a better place if he just shut up.
But we all know they always come back.
 
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The people who care lost to those who don't.
Fourteen months on, and he still can't get over that slap from Torvalds.

He's sounding drama-starved. Flouncing out of everything has limited his options for his main hobby, making trouble.


I sometimes hope he would just disappear from the internet
It's starting to look like there's a 41% chance.
 
Fourteen months on, and he still can't get over that slap from Torvalds.

He's sounding drama-starved. Flouncing out of everything has limited his options for his main hobby, making trouble.
He burned all his bridges with the Linux community with his argument with Linus Torvalds.

He burned all his bridges with the gaming community after his baseless accusations about the Dolphin emulator.

He burned all his bridges with the Apple community after abandoning work on Asahi Linux and becoming a shitty Vtuber.

He burned all his bridges with FOSS after he advocated the use of Cancel Culture and Harassment as an alternative to Pull Requests.

Without Tech Journalists reporting his every word, Hector is now a has-been failed drama queen that everyone absolutely hates.
 
He burned all his bridges with the Linux community with his argument with Linus Torvalds.

He burned all his bridges with the gaming community after his baseless accusations about the Dolphin emulator.

He burned all his bridges with the Apple community after abandoning work on Asahi Linux and becoming a shitty Vtuber.

He burned all his bridges with FOSS after he advocated the use of Cancel Culture and Harassment as an alternative to Pull Requests.

Without Tech Journalists reporting his every word, Hector is now a has-been failed drama queen that everyone absolutely hates.
Hector is a brilliant engineer in a field full of rapist troon communists. The people who matter would take him back in a heartbeat. He is too talented to ever be completely on the outs.
 
It seems that the people who would take him are busy, so he is (or was) working for some lolicon japanese image host. He might have been some brilliant engineer but identity politics ate his brain out. I bet he will troon out in 6 months.

Oh, how the mighty fall.
 
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