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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Bash's Alex B impression made me laugh out loud, okay you got me Bash. Nothing this nigga has done until now has. Bravo.
 
It's also worth noting someone had mentioned Bam's dog had "attacked" someone in production and thats why there was a dispute and Bam upon walking into the tank said he got bit by a dog...maybe?
i hope it was mints that got bit but maybe it was cody since he's been MIA?
 
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"Bro I don't agree with all the people bullying you, I don't like that, just lighthearted teasing"
-Bashir to Alex B (because he's wearing his clothes)
then does a scathing & disrespectful impression haha
 
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Sounds a lot like CKYs later stuff circa 2007~

According to Jess's Instagram CKY's still touring so who knows
Maybe they got back together, man, listening to the new band they made though is so nostalgic, almost made me cry lmao. I associate CKY with my childhood. Every time I hear them, I'm attacked by so many memories of me and my cousin watching old CKY VHS tapes, or watching jackass
 
(Not that they would play this exact song) But the idea of CKY playing “as the tables turn” on Fishtank idea is nuts

I got introduced to CKY from that song via Burnout Revenge as a kid

Talk about 2 worlds colliding lol
 
Bashir's Alex B impression is flawless :story:


For context, Alex B left a lot of his clothes by accident when he was kicked out for being a drunk cracked out nigger who threatened to kill people. Bashir has become Alex B(ashir).
 
I think production should introduce a freeloader that is able to pressure Drake in some type of way, to make the finale more interesting. He is a very strong fish, but he also hasn't had too many real challenges yet, especially not from freeloaders. None of the freeloaders have really targeted him as far as I can remember, and I don't think any of them really had it in them to target him even if they wanted to. If they can find some physically imposing semi-normie to shadow Drake and have the wiggers instruct them to kinda hone in on him, it might rattle him enough to make things interesting. Or alternatively, someone who is unhinged in that Laura-like way towards JD.
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Just ship in some well socialized, financially successful ex-fratbros from UGA, as much as Drake’s the token “normie” he’s also a failed actor/horrible singer/fake guy (all you drakefags seem to have forgotten the fake crying at GPT love letters, that whack-ass Alaska story that he told on his first fucking night, etc). And he has 2 nigger kids.

AMKWBS (All My Killers Wear Boat Shoes)
 
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