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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Fishtank MATI segment

THE FINAL WEEK
In the final week of the show, Burt came back. The season 3 winner (who only got $15k after the wiggers lost $50k in Vegas gambling), he's been in drama and blacklisted by the wiggers since last year so this was a surprise. His return was great because it turns out that a gay/bisexual schizo nigger really is the best form of content:
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Fights with a Russian-Moldovan girl

Gets a message from renowned writer Patrick S. Tomlinson

Fights with another gay nigger
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He gave Bam Margera a lifetime N-word pass


For an elimination challenge between Bashir and James Drake, they had to roll a watermelon around the house while blindfolded and Bashir had to pray just before it started

Thank you for the rose!

One of the top 3 best freeloaders this season, Blane, is asked about Sneeds Feed and Seed

A journo from the wired came in, and was told this by Bliccy, she's been on the show before and plays a hilarious character


THE FINALE
The finale was between James Drake and the twins, he beat out Bashir in the watermelon challenge and they won immunity by winning a game of jeopardy by correctly answering the final question about Family Guy and doubling their points. This was not what Jet Neptune wanted, he planned for a finale between Drake and Bashir. The finale was done intentionally to have an equal amount of points between them at the end to make it seem more competitive and intense. It included shit like them having to shave their heads for a "biggest physical change" challenge and giving themselves the largest rug burn. The most noteable challenges were these:
The Hurt Burt challenge, I suggest watching the whole clip


The Piss yourself challenge

The shit yourself challenge

James Drake managed to instantly do both of these in seconds

The last challenge however, was fucking terrible and revealed that the finale was actually rigged in James Drake's favor a week beforehand (production said that it was the planned final challenge since week 5). Goo Wrestling. A 180lb man trained in MMA vs 2 small woman, one of them only weighing 90lb. It was horrible to watch and everybody hated it aside from the gay black dude. To win he had to make them tap out twice.

The robojeet is cut off

The twins were given $20k as a runner up prize but this nevertheless revealed that Drake was going to win no matter what since the twins stood no chance and neither did Bashir since he had previously wrestled Drake and stood no chance either. The only good thing about this is that in the aftermath the twins quickly recovered, were okay with it, have been hanging out with the other contestants at the house since then, and were given 5 ounces of silver each by Jet.

NIGGER SHIT WARS
In addition to Burt being there, Alex B, the other most beloved and standout season 3 contestant was also there. Alex was there earlier in the season too and was announced as the actual winner as a rib on Burt but had to be kicked off for issuing death threats both verbally and in sign language after being duct taped to shut up. Production then revealed that they can have a Season 3 finale rematch in the form of shit wars


 
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I need to understand the reason why some women feel the need to further desecrate their looks once they are already fat/mid. why have green eyebrows and a dyke-hawk? why turn yourself into one of the goblins from the labyrinth?
 
THE FINALE
The finale was between James Drake and the twins, he beat out Bashir in the watermelon challenge and they won immunity by winning a game of jeopardy by correctly answering the final question about Family Guy and doubling their points. This was not what Jet Neptune wanted, he planned for a finale between Drake and Bashir. The finale was done intentionally to have an equal amount of points between them at the end to make it seem more competitive and intense. It included shit like them having to shave their heads for a "biggest physical change" challenge and giving themselves the largest rug burn. The most noteable challenges were these:
The Hurt Burt challenge, I suggest watching the whole clip
I really think the douchey/rapey speeches jet gave to the twins with the "smile for the fans" and "oh you actually weren't even supposed to be here so be thankful" immediately after they were choked out and crying should be in the recap clips here even with the later context of him clearly realizing how badly he fucked up and trying to right shit
 
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Judging by the two last names that have been found, she is either married or has been married in the past.
No pictures with any asians tho, only other white trash alt types. I think it's a social media larp name for her uwu weeb shit. Is she someone's "husband"?
I only care cuz she's made some decent Stinkditch threads and this gives pooner vibes. Betrayal!

Regarding Binx, I know Binx is a sicko, they are both sickos. The joke is that one is a prettier sicko.
 
I think the lesson to take from this is simping always leads to downfall. Especially for the social rejects on fishtank, what a move lol.
No, the lesson is don't allow your various account/user names to be linked together by talking about said names on whatever platform you happen to be using, especially if it's a username that you've used for various things.
 
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