DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
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Fridge Raider said:
So he's received $75 in anon Kick memberships this morning in the first like 20 minutes of the prestream (he's up to $105 as I write this), then for the final one he stops the stream to presumably do an audit. I dunno what to make of this it's very weird. Dude is struggling hard to hit goals then all the sudden the whales are rolling in to hit all the goals, and it's not like he's faking one type of contributions like anon tips. There's only 2 things I can think of (well, three really). One, he's selling dick pics to Ryan, or two he's just buying them for himself and eating the 5% loss plus whatever he has to pay the person or service that is doing it. Just very odd that as soon as anon gifted subs are available he makes $100 doing it and they're public unlike the anon tips. And three is that someone is just dented and contributing but it's all very fishy and where there's smoke there's fire with this guy. It's not like his content is suddenly entertaining, why now that he's struggling to hit goals is there this rallying of support? Why did he stop the stream to do an audit and check his email? Just odd.
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It's just a whale, it's always a whale. You're trying to project normal human (ish) behavior on people who fling money at PP Burnell. The whales have a new toy to spend money on so they're splurging.
 
*watching story trailer*
"Man why is there so much story, what does any of this have to do with the gameplay?"
Fuck you Phil

As a side note it's pretty gross to watch Phil clownishly make fun of this trailer in particular. 4A clearly is echoing the Russian kidnapping and indoctrination of Ukrainian children. It's a story formed out of very real and ongoing suffering but Phil is incapable of thinking outside his bubble so it's lost on him. Much like with Silent Hill f, it's subject matter Phil should stay far, far away from. Please die PP Burnell.
 
JERSH CALLED OUT. IT'S OVER KIWIBROS. HOW WILL WE EVER RECOVER???

Why's he keep looking at OBS?
Ralof-of-Cringewood said:
It's just a whale, it's always a whale. You're trying to project normal human (ish) behavior on people who fling money at PP Burnell. The whales have a new toy to spend money on so they're splurging.
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Yeah, maybe. You're probably right, it's just weird. It smells fishy to me.
 
He really woke up today and decided to be extra insufferable. I can't believe it's taking him half an hour to autistically explain the Quartering situation in what could've been a 1 minute summary. I hope he wasn't working in communications at the helicopter company.
 
Vic Viper T301 said:
Is he playing Mega Man 9? As far as I know it’s not a part of any compilation that added the savestates and rewinds he loves to abuse, and it’s possibly the hardest mainline entry, so that would have a real possibility of ragequit.
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I think he still has to finish mega man 8? I don't remember but he didn't finish all the games on his last marathon.
 
thebigdream said:
He really woke up today and decided to be extra insufferable. I can't believe it's taking him half an hour to autistically explain the Quartering situation in what could've been a 1 minute summary. I hope he wasn't working in communications at the helicopter company.
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And he said he doesn't want to talk about the "allegations"....

HE'S SCARED
HE'S A COWARD
 
Fridge Raider said:
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Yeah there's a reason he always, ALWAYS flexes in front. He really needs that optical illusion to even pretend that he's got some kind of muscles.

Remember in the fall when he put on the women's sweaters for the season and said "I'm gonna come back in the spring and I'm gonna be ripped!" because I sure do.
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CALL-1-800-GAY!!!
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Fridge Raider said:
JERSH CALLED OUT. IT'S OVER KIWIBROS. HOW WILL WE EVER RECOVER???
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NULL STILL CANNOT REVERSE TIME AND PREVENT A FARMER FROM FUCKING YOUR SISTER IN LAW, DAVE!
 
Fridge Raider said:
JERSH CALLED OUT. IT'S OVER KIWIBROS. HOW WILL WE EVER RECOVER???
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Many, many pigsplained lies in this one.
"Jawsh is of the impression that anything and everything can be on KiwiFarms, and there's no...y'know, absolute...limit to it whatsoever"
We have some pretty established rules about what we can and cannot do E.g. glass tapping(Although possibly due to DSP's abrasive nature, even some kiwis go out of their way on this one).
"He thinks that KiwiFarms is the best website on the Internet"
True.:semperfidelis:
"[Josh] has no moral compass whatsoever, and that kind of power is dangerous to have in a person who has no morals or values."
If Dear Leader had no moral compass, this website would easily have ceased to exist back when Samuel Collingwood Smith, or Vordrak, or Keffals/Brickface, or even Leto laid waste to our website. The forum has endured hardships that have only mounted in recent times, and all because Joshua Conner "Judas" Moon decided he wanted a website where you could still say what you please on the Internet without fear of repercussion or retaliation. That's a pretty solid moral compass.
He really can't get over the idea that a farmer fucked his sister-in-law. Or any of the numerous lies we've called him out on.
 
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thebigdream said:
I hope he wasn't working in communications at the helicopter company.
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Didn't he say at one point that he was in customer assistance? I would imagine that would make him a headset jockey with incredibly valuable ACE certification, and actually relaying information to customers.

Christ, I'd pay to hear recordings of those calls.

"Yes sir, Phone Support Phil here. Just to let you know, I currently work at a helicopter company. What does that mean? Let me explain..."
 
He really is talented. He managed to talk about the Quartering situation for like half an hour, and said absolutely nothing.

Earlier in the prestream someone asked him about games that don't have a Hard difficulty the first playthrough, and he turned what should have been a one minute answer into like ten+ minutes.

He truly is the Philibuster.

Spotted just now: what is that on his arm? Is that an AIDs sore? Cancer sore? Cancer-AIDs sore? Is Khet beating him again? Please?
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I was gonna clip the Quartering segment but it's too boring and he doesn't say anything, no thanks. I did like him asking chat to tell him his opinion. "You guys tell me if I got this drama correct" handholding drama is a new low. Whole prestream is a must-miss boys.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
Spotted just now: what is that on his arm? Is that an AIDs sore? Cancer sore? Cancer-AIDs sore? Please?
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Phil sees so little sunlight that I wouldn't be surprised if that's just a skin mark where he's been resting his arm for a while like how fair-skinned people get. Let's be ahnest here, if Phil had cancer he'd be milking that shit dry.
 
Fridge Raider said:
Anyone that says they like it is immediately sus in my eyes. Why would you write a story in which your protagonist is a little girl? It's weird, and playing it is weird.
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I've become so jaded to this shit. Every single time media (esp jap or jap adjacent) media has little girl protagonists there is a pedo at arm's length. Either it's catering to pedos, or the director/producer/artist is a pedo. Someone involved in that game has for sure published pedo doujins. The guy that did the mostly wholesome girls last tour did disgusting work outside of that. Make the characters of age and call it a day.

Burn In Hell Burnell said:
Spotted just now: what is that on his arm? Is that an AIDs sore? Cancer sore? Cancer-AIDs sore? Is Khet beating him again? Please?
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It's a blister from vigorous wrist-rest use
 
Some people know the line, and the line is you don't criticize Phil, ever, in any way. DUNCE.

 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
Spotted just now: what is that on his arm? Is that an AIDs sore? Cancer sore? Cancer-AIDs sore? Is Khet beating him again? Please?
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As a 60-year-old man he's increasingly at risk of falls, the scuffed layout of his office must be more of a physical hazard than a booby-trapped Vietnamese tunnel.
BPD Gunt Rider said:
Can we get a synopsis of Phil's view on the Quartering nonsense? Or did he just say fence-sitting nothing for 30 minutes, as usual.
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Imagine if every piece of information from the Quartering thread was repeated to you half-remembered and completely out of order, plus random outbursts about how sussessful DSP is now.
 
Fridge Raider said:
JERSH CALLED OUT. IT'S OVER KIWIBROS. HOW WILL WE EVER RECOVER???
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Why's he keep looking at OBS?

Yeah, maybe. You're probably right, it's just weird. It smells fishy to me.
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Clown with no morals cries about someone they don't like. Did you gaslight yourself into your subforum being removed like you do everything else?
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
Spotted just now: what is that on his arm? Is that an AIDs sore? Cancer sore? Cancer-AIDs sore? Is Khet beating him again? Please?
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He burned it on the stove rack taking a snack pizza out.
BPD Gunt Rider said:
Can we get a synopsis of Phil's view on the Quartering nonsense? Or did he just say fence-sitting nothing for 30 minutes, as usual.
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Meeee.....REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
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