DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%
  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%

  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
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Detractors will say this was photoshopped
Never gets old.

 
Gotta disagree on the idea that NSRV is being sock puppeted by one of the three-letter bitches. I’ve enjoyed watching NSRV’s unique breed of cringe incel awkwardness in Phil’s chat for years now and this current iteration still acts just like classic NSRV. While I wouldn’t put it past weirdos like ICS or OIC to painstakingly try imitating those behaviors I don’t believe from the years of observation that either of them are quite THAT subtle and dedicated. ICS especially is way too stupid.

NSRV has become increasingly more devoted to Phil over time. Hence, changing his name to a clear homage to Phil lately, TheyCallMeUQN. If you’ve followed his chats for a while you’d see he is quite literally disturbingly loyal and sycophantic, echoing everything Phil says, glazing the pig constantly, and picking fights with any chatter who voices a differing opinion from Phil’s.

The simplest answer is often the truth, and in this case I really do think it’s just NSRV with a sudden windfall - probably his tax refund - with a life so empty and devoid of relationships he has nothing to spend it on but Philbert.

On another note I suspect that detractors_are_jealous, who gifted lots of Kick subs tonight, is NSRV - he was very active in Phil’s Kick chat during the twenty minutes or so I tuned in during Crimson Desert, and his mannerisms were very NSRV despite trying to act like someone else. I would add to that by guessing the anon Kick donator on the day stream was also him. But that’s just a shot in the dark and, as always, who really gives a fuck? Just fun to speculate and I find dents like this fascinating.
 
Gotta disagree on the idea that NSRV is being sock puppeted by one of the three-letter bitches. I’ve enjoyed watching NSRV’s unique breed of cringe incel awkwardness in Phil’s chat for years now and this current iteration still acts just like classic NSRV. While I wouldn’t put it past weirdos like ICS or OIC to painstakingly try imitating those behaviors I don’t believe from the years of observation that either of them are quite THAT subtle and dedicated. ICS especially is way too stupid.

NSRV has become increasingly more devoted to Phil over time. Hence, changing his name to a clear homage to Phil lately, TheyCallMeUQN. If you’ve followed his chats for a while you’d see he is quite literally disturbingly loyal and sycophantic, echoing everything Phil says, glazing the pig constantly, and picking fights with any chatter who voices a differing opinion from Phil’s.

The simplest answer is often the truth, and in this case I really do think it’s just NSRV with a sudden windfall - probably his tax refund - with a life so empty and devoid of relationships he has nothing to spend it on but Philbert.

On another note I suspect that detractors_are_jealous, who gifted lots of Kick subs tonight, is NSRV - he was very active in Phil’s Kick chat during the twenty minutes or so I tuned in during Crimson Desert, and his mannerisms were very NSRV despite trying to act like someone else. I would add to that by guessing the anon Kick donator on the day stream was also him. But that’s just a shot in the dark and, as always, who really gives a fuck? Just fun to speculate and I find dents like this fascinating.
I think you're right on unqn or whatever his name is is dead on nsrv, and I got strong nsrv-on-an-alt energy from that 'support train' superchatter too. Not sure about the anon subs, since he still does still have a somewhat diverse harem of whales around. Would be even more kino if like 90% of the support today was just nsrv frantically toggling between alts though.

Crimson Desert also remains the singular bright spot in the entire rotation, the constant seething disdain he has for this game bleeds through every time he boots it and he's clearly desperate to cook up some excuse to hit the wagequit killswitch. To any dentractor thread readers,  please whale out these crimson desert streams, there's only so much dragon quest and pokemon I can take
 
You guys need to be more imaginative. I can already see it now:

Okay guise, though we don't have goals anymore, if we see continued engagement and support, my special turkey burger from a local restaurant for American Thanksgiving will be the next DSP Tries It. So what is a turkey burger? Let me explain. A turkey burger is a burger made with ground turkey instead of beef, which immediately makes it a much leaner and healthier option whether you understand nutrition or not. Turkey typically has fat and fewer calories, so when people choose it, they’re very obviously making the smarter decision compared to a greasy beef patty. So yes, it’s still a burger, but it’s the version you pick when you actually care about what you’re putting into your body.

Alright guise, real talk for a second -- so, I’m not saying this is a donation goal, because it’s not a donation, it’s a tip, totally different thing, but if we happen to hit this completely arbitrary support goal today, I will go out of my way -- out of my busy schedule -- to get a turkey burger and eat it on stream for American Thanksgiving, alright? And I know some of you are gonna say, (headshake and snort) “Phil, why does it matter?” -- it matters because it’s interactive content, it’s something special, it’s me giving back to you guise for the support, so if you’ve been enjoying the stream, if you like the daily content, please consider tipping, because again, it’s not mandatory, but it directly contributes to stuff like this happening, and without that support, honestly, it probably won’t happen.
 
Just found out that SNK console isn't like that Nintendo mini with included games, you still have to buy individual games for like 70 dollars each. He will waste a fortune on this.
 
Just found out that SNK console isn't like that Nintendo mini with included games, you still have to buy individual games for like 70 dollars each. He will waste a fortune on this.
Difference being that the NeoGeo is fully backwards and forwards compatible with physical hardware and games from back in the day. Not to really shill for them but even open box copies of games are expensive as fuck on Ebay and the console was like 2x the price back in the day. If you are someone who actually likes NeoGeo enough to buy physical this is a massive win.

I doubt he will buy this since he skipped plenty of other alternative offerings from them over the years and he doesn't even like NeoGeo games he just wanted something to bitch about.
 
Just found out that SNK console isn't like that Nintendo mini with included games, you still have to buy individual games for like 70 dollars each. He will waste a fortune on this.
Who is this even for? Neogeo was never popular in the west, it's absolutely ancient, and there's not a soul clamoring for its return. All the good titles have been ported/emulated a million times over so it's not like we missed out either.

Plus I'm pretty sure the neogeo arcade hardware had better specs than the home console so emulating really is the patrician's choice if you want fidelity.
 
Who is this even for? Neogeo was never popular in the west, it's absolutely ancient, and there's not a soul clamoring for its return. All the good titles have been ported/emulated a million times over so it's not like we missed out either.

Plus I'm pretty sure the neogeo arcade hardware had better specs than the home console so emulating really is the patrician's choice if you want fidelity.
Neo Geo was the rich kid's console in 90s. We'd look at ads in awe at the exorbitant prices.

You can see how this would interest Phil.
 
Who is this even for?
Phail's generation is like every other generation in modern history: Nostalgia...even for a past they may not have even experienced.

In 40 years aging millennials will be eagerly awaiting their shipment from Wal-Mart Amazon Inc. of retro X Box 360s so they can play Red Dead Redemption on period accurate hardware.
 
Neo Geo was the rich kid's console in 90s. We'd look at ads in awe at the exorbitant prices.

You can see how this would interest Phil.
Did you personally know anyone with a NeoGeo? Did anyone? The Sega Saturn was rare as fuck, NeoGeo was basically mythical. Released the same year as the SNES with fewer titles, and then 3 years later the ps1 released.

All the good NeoGeo titles could be played at the arcade, and my only memories of it are emulating it as a novelty. The original hardware and capabilities were legitimately interesting but does anyone buying an HDMI repro care about that?

The big question: will he buy it or will "fan" "gift" him one?
 
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