You guys need to be more imaginative. I can already see it now:
Okay guise, though we don't have goals anymore, if we see continued engagement and support, my special turkey burger from a local restaurant for American Thanksgiving will be the next DSP Tries It. So what is a turkey burger? Let me explain. A turkey burger is a burger made with ground turkey instead of beef, which immediately makes it a much leaner and healthier option whether you understand nutrition or not. Turkey typically has fat and fewer calories, so when people choose it, they’re very obviously making the smarter decision compared to a greasy beef patty. So yes, it’s still a burger, but it’s the version you pick when you actually care about what you’re putting into your body.
Alright guise, real talk for a second -- so, I’m not saying this is a donation goal, because it’s not a donation, it’s a tip, totally different thing, but if we happen to hit this completely arbitrary support goal today, I will go out of my way -- out of my busy schedule -- to get a turkey burger and eat it on stream for American Thanksgiving, alright? And I know some of you are gonna say, (headshake and snort) “Phil, why does it matter?” -- it matters because it’s interactive content, it’s something special, it’s me giving back to you guise for the support, so if you’ve been enjoying the stream, if you like the daily content, please consider tipping, because again, it’s not mandatory, but it directly contributes to stuff like this happening, and without that support, honestly, it probably won’t happen.