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But remember he's totally not some fat NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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I concur with the aforementioned sentiments about unoriginal algoslop. when Marty and friends were rehashing decade and a half old Chris Chan trolls straight out of the Clyde Cash playbook on Cyraxx it was quite fresh original and authentic indeed. Truly a trailblazer ahead of his time, no one had ever pretended to be a retards girlfriend over and over again, nor convince him to shove things up his ass or pretend to be an executive from some company interested in said retards useless art before. Quite interesting and revolutionary indeed.

Do you know what would be rather unauthentic and dare I say possibly even an attempt at appealing to the unwashed masses using a tried and tested formula? Imagine for the sake of argument, that some unemployed middle aged junkie was watching the extremely popular Geno Samuel documentary"Cyraxx: a comprehensive history" and decided to attempt to recreate all of Marty's greatest hits featured within in the most half assed manner possible using some random retard he would slap fight with on Facebook.
Thankfully, Marty would never do anything like that. Much like how he would never sell out and trend chase for super chats from normies as Lolcow and Cyraxx content in particular, became increasingly mainstream and blew up on YouTube. sinking so low as to begin interacting with other cows popular at the time like whitebowser or foodie beauty.

Seriously though, I get that most of the John John and William shit was annoying gay and just stuff Marty had already done. What I don't and will never understand is this veneration people have for Marty, yes he could be funny at times and definitely had his moments. He was also unoriginal and boring, anytime he didn't have Cyraxx or Tony around no one cared. He was also idolized by people like Marx and Cinemaz and basically laid the blueprint out for all the door knock and roping in uninvolved parties and unsuspecting workers doing their jobs while larping as some autistic mafia boss bullshit that KK loves doing today. I also think that the way people have more or less canonized him as this larger than life greatest troll of all time figure who dedicated his life to tormenting a unrepentant pedophile who constantly escapes justice, is at least in part responsible for this misguided belief that they all seem to share. This idea they have been denied some form of notoriety and Internet celebrity they should be entitled to for acting this way. After spending so much time unsuccessfully trying to recapture lightning in a bottle trying to recreate Cyraxx with Tibbz, they noticed people started showing the same misguided reverence to William and John John that Marty got and I think that belief boiled over into resentment and that was the breaking point.

Also, I think it's worth mentioning that for as much as KK want to gloat about how strategic they are keeping Cyraxx away from the trolls or whatever. Let us never forget that Marty the mastermind, was in the end ultimately thwarted and out maneuvered by a morbidly obese meth addled white trash woman with one arm living in a homeless shelter who thought it was appropriate to regularly leave her iPad baby toddler on FaceTime with Cyraxx unsupervised.
 
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Here is a two hour Discord VC with 007 finally not posting on Twitter or YouTube, and here are my notes:

-14ish minutes: He refuses to name people who hurt Bill
-18 minutes "why doesn't someone ban me?"
-20 minutes a reminder that 007 deleted content on his Rumble or hid it. "Lucky guess" for knowing Bill's dress size.
-22 00 claims he was never a Cyraxx person (Then why even go after Katie???)
- He keeps deflecting by saying "wanh" when put into a corner.
-23 denies child support. Co-parents (ALLEGEDLY)
-25:10 half the week is when he gets Bently
- 26 claims he is not on child support, and there would be public record (unknown if accurate to SC)
-26:51 - Finds bill in a dress funny
-27:16 Bill says it's punishment. 7 days of pain
- 29:00 007 confirms the dress bit was funny
-32:24 tries to argue bringing up Bently and Bill in the same argument is strange. Completely different subject matter though.
-33 "I separated myself day 1" (in reference to KK)
-34 admits to raiding servers (unemployed behavior. Grown man & friends btw)
-35 he denies being leader of th ekennel kickers
-38 007 doesn't rat out his homies ("I don't know") [In regards to who got Bill hurt/humiliated]
- 38ish. 007 over explains a yes or no question
-41ish: 007 has to think if those who hurt Bill should be exposed. Gives a meek "sure"
-42 he doesn't know if Adhesive is a tranny
- 45:35 denies talking to Jimmy Deth (Remember: He was recently goading Bill into going to an unknown address in Tx)
- 46 Nexus states Caley & Wings stramed together
says he drew the line at the manure incident but should have pushed back at stitches
48 someone bring sup a good point accountability
-52 allegedly no recordings of WoR recording with a deal between him (This is what got him kicked out of the WoR troll community, claims to have found Bill (Remember to bring up wanting to make WoR homeless)
Admits also to being in a sting with William/SH against Cyraxx, despite NOT being a Cyraxx guy.
-54 Admits to making Bill content
55: "I did expose(s) [PLURAL] on cyraxx" Contradictory to the "one sting he stated prior"
1:01: Claims he didn't run away, did live streams (like 2 total though, and deleted things. lol)
1:01:58 "THAT'S RETARDED ANOTHER DISINGENOUS ARGUMENT" (about going IRL with people but we have archives of door knocks)
(Plenty of archives of him going IRL)
1:02: denies sending door knocks (FALSE)
1:02:35 has a clip of 007 threatning door knocks. He doesn't give a shit. Moves the narrative, he doesn't send door knocks to the people he's accused of doing so "so waht?" in regards to door knocks
1:04 - admits to not being completely innocent. Claims to not be the moral police (But will accuse anybody of being a pedophile)
-1:17 Osama mentioned. Allegedly 007 has been in chat. He denies it.
-1:19 He doesn't want to panel up to avoid talking about legal situations
-1:19 he will panel up AFTER COURT
"only done a few streams"
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he also says William/Osama whatever (Does he think Osama = William?)
-1:21 immeidately after an impromptu live is suggested he backpedals
-1:23 annoyed he gets dragged into shit (Then maybe stop being a faggot online?)
-1:35 Confirms 007 sends him money, instead of you know, using it on his child. Claims to have sent bill up to 1300
(He is not lying about giving Bill the money back, but he may have been pressed by Marty to do so. It is unknown)

1:38 Bently not in car crash, approx 2 1/2 years ago, on his way to or from work
1:39 - no regrets leaving KK. Denies having power over them
1:41 his public statement is on his Rumble (True)
1:44 Uh I fogot why i'm documenting this, but I am. Just link it to the l33t hacker friend he has
1:45 dodges Katie question, wisely
1:46, can't talk about "something" in his head. Perhaps Katie related? (Related to a regret he has)
1:54 confirms lives are privated
1:55 states Marty had an issue with him
2:02 - Silky mentioned. Denies involvmeent to get rid of him
Note: A KK source states that 007 stated "Now we need to get Silky in here" in regards of getting him out of the community.
2:07 He leaves and I didn't watch the rest.

I just dislike all algorithm slaves who go for simple mass appeal. The Turkey Toms etc. You lose the nuance and authenticity which made it unique. That is the broad stroke really. This is a man who faked getting mugged to get more twitch views in the past. He got temp banned because of how transparent it was. There's other things too but that's the main issue people had with him.
There's a whole thread, the Kiwituber thread, dedicated to talking shit about sloptubers. However, you also seem to be conflating sloptubers (Kiwitapes, Smokey, Tom, etc) & trolls (Marty, WGH, John John, etc). So, let's talk Katie here. Safe to say you're not a fan of her and how she handled Cyraxx? But do you think she deserved how she was treated. Do you think it's not overboard to harass somebody, just because a retarded attic wasn't trolled in the right way ™️?
 
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There's a whole thread, the Kiwituber thread, dedicated to talking shit about sloptubers. However, you also seem to be conflating sloptubers (Kiwitapes, Smokey, Tom, etc) & trolls (Marty, WGH, John John, etc). So, let's talk Katie here. Safe to say you're not a fan of her and how she handled Cyraxx? But do you think she deserved how she was treated. Do you think it's not overboard to harass somebody, just because a retarded attic wasn't trolled in the right way ™️?

I don't know much about her honestly, besides she is some aging woman who does a drama show. I don't even know all the details of what happened between her and 007. I never watched what she did with Cyraxx. My interest in internet silliness comes in little spurts and I miss a lot in between.

But it is overboard to harass somebody if you don't agree with their trolling methods and there are no other reasons at all.
 
-23 denies child support. Co-parents (ALLEGEDLY)
-25:10 half the week is when he gets Bently
so his child is in the house while he's on the computer trying to get mentally disabled people to pull their dicks out and screaming slurs at the top of their lungs? he's co parenting while the process server is banging on the door trying to serve him court papers? or is he just really careful to schedule those things for the other half of the week?
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so his child is in the house while he's on the computer trying to get mentally disabled people to pull their dicks out and screaming slurs at the top of their lungs? he's co parenting while the process server is banging on the door trying to serve him court papers? or is he just really careful to schedule those things for the other half of the week?
I don't condone the suggestion of contacting CPS unless actual, real abuse is happening. But your concern brings up one of my own.

If he really does have weekly access to his kid and he's doing all this fucked up shit online with his full legal name and address out there, fucking around in groups that play the same life ruination games he plays, exposing his kid to weird NSFL Discord shit, and putting himself and his child in danger of strangers online, how would the mother feel about this information?

Hey, this is what your "boyfriend" does with your kid eating Cheerio's less than four feet away watching cartoons. Thought you'd deserved to know. All it would take is one or two concerned citizen trolls to do something like that. I also want to put the bulk of responsibility here on Jonathan as well. It would be his fault because he's shown to the Internet he doesn't believe in OPSEC, morals, or limits on targeting family and kids.

When you make that declaration to the Internet, other people with similar views aren't going to make an exception for you.

In conclusion. I think Jonathan is a fucking idiot by giving all of his enemies that ammunition to fuck up whatever "co-op" parenting arrangement he has with his ex and he's extremely irresponsible putting his child in these situations.
 
In conclusion. I think Jonathan is a fucking idiot by giving all of his enemies that ammunition to fuck up whatever "co-op" parenting arrangement he has with his ex and he's extremely irresponsible putting his child in these situations.
i would never advocate for CPS nuisance calls and i don't even believe he has partial custody tbh. it would be pretty funny to hear from the ex though. your last paragraph did a way better job of articulating what i was thinking.
 
"I wasn't involved, so why would I answer questions?"

This dumb motherfucker. As the active ringleader behind the trolling of Bill, technically whatever goes down means he was involved in it, somewhat? I'm only a minute and a half in and want to bash my head against the wall.
 
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