🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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When will Bossman get back on the (crack)rocks

  • Less than a month

    Votes: 494 51.9%
  • 1-3 months

    Votes: 136 14.3%
  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 31 3.3%
  • 6-12 months

    Votes: 5 0.5%
  • Type 5 if you don't care about any of that lame drugs shit I'm gonna be clean forever bros

    Votes: 285 30.0%

  • Total voters
    951
  • Poll closed .
This might actually be the best ending. With him not able to piss away the 160,000 in a few days, and with some jail time to get sober, the first thing Sobermanjack is gonna do once he gets out is get that Civic, and put some money down on an apartment.
 
This might actually be the best ending. With him not able to piss away the 160,000 in a few days, and with some jail time to get sober, the first thing Sobermanjack is gonna do once he gets out is get that Civic, and put some money down on an apartment.
Actually, yes.

But he's already said that he won't live in an apartment, no offense to the poors that have to do that.
 
This might actually be the best ending. With him not able to piss away the 160,000 in a few days, and with some jail time to get sober, the first thing Sobermanjack is gonna do once he gets out is get that Civic, and put some money down on an apartment.
There's still room for a twist ending, where Ratdad makes off with the money.
 
he. will. never. see. a. dime.

The site has ZERO incentive to pay him out, and NOTHING to lose by confiscating his balance.

Not sure what's so hard to understand here - Austin was an asset while he streamed (even minimally). Now that he can't, there's absolutely no downside to seizing his balance. The ONLY upside to allowing him to cashout was because he had an audience. "WOW they let this retard cash out despite KYC, so I guess I'm safe to deposit and run it up! DeRrRrPpPpppp." Get it?

This money doesn't exist. Austin will never see it.

Life has the most AMAZING way of lifting you up just before knocking you down again. Austin is the perfect example of this.
 
Cops love serving warrants on Friday after everything is closed so you can spend the whole weekend in jail.
Yes, cops like putting petty criminals in on Friday, in the hope that some people really hate jail after spending the weekend there and decide to stop doing shit that gets them locked up. This doesn't apply to retards like Bossman of course
 
he. will. never. see. a. dime.

The site has ZERO incentive to pay him out, and NOTHING to lose by confiscating his balance.

Not sure what's so hard to understand here - Austin was an asset while he streamed (even minimally). Now that he can't, there's absolutely no downside to seizing his balance. The ONLY upside to allowing him to cashout was because he had an audience. "WOW they let this retard cash out despite KYC, so I guess I'm safe to deposit and run it up! DeRrRrPpPpppp." Get it?

This money doesn't exist. Austin will never see it.

Life has the most AMAZING way of lifting you up just before knocking you down again. Austin is the perfect example of this.
The incentive is negative considering he spends 90% of his time streaming calling the website a scam, he's just a jester "paid" to amuse the owners
 
The incentive is negative considering he spends 90% of his time streaming calling the website a scam, he's just a jester "paid" to amuse the owners
He's a rich jester though, how much do you have in the bank? Bossman has over 160k, and makes easily triple that a year in reloads and juicers. If he puts his heart into it, he's also damn good jester! I miss him already, this time seems more grim even than last time :(
 
This is pretty kino but unless I'm a fucking retard you didn't include "WE HAVE NEIGHBORS!!!", a foundational piece of Ratdad's story arc, and Ratdad's Revenge where he flooded the upstairs to make Austin fail.

Director's cut could squirt, knomesayin'?
I just dumped my bossman folder into a video editor. Out of the 150~ media I had in there, I used just over half of them in my montage. I wanted to just use my clips, but I missed out on the season finale. Fucking RIGGED timing IRL appointment, and couldn't remote to my PC to record discord. so I needed the season finale clip from here. Also after already importing that much media, I didn't want to go through hundreds of pages here to find shit I forgot happened or was missing. I was already in over my head on this time line selecting, croping, cutting, sorting, splicing, placement etc, and trying to get it to work with music (2nd half of video at least,) and just wanted to get it done without spending multiple days on it. You're right though, neighbors should have been included, but I'm not going to remake it.

It was a fun night project. I don't know what I'm doing editing video or capturing video "optimally" - I just fuck around and figure shit out as I go. I encourage others to stop being lazy niggers and try it out as well. 9 :)

Bossman rang his "buddy" to share the good news, he said something weird though on the call: You are not going to be mad at all no more bro
Ratdad was acting weird and pressing bossman earlier in the morning for being in the backyard, so bossman canceled his dinner lunch breakfast taco bell birthday date with ratdad, and had buddyboy come pick him up instead. They went to McDonalds & Walmart, and bossman gave him $70 for ubering him. Buddyboy gave the $70 back because he might actually be the last real 'friend' he has and knew it was his birthday. I don't think it's Derrick, but it could be.

He offline gamba that $70 into $16,000, then upfagged it into $30,000 while on a phonecall with buddy. Bossman told us his buddy really wants him to withdraw to get a car, and has been actively trying to help him get a car. Bossman also told him on call while streaming that he's going to hook him upfag as fuck too and he's 'about to withdraw.' Of course that didn't happen, and he offline lost the $30,000, so he's mad at either or both of those things. The 163k keno clip where he's talking to buddy before being arrested happened 12~ hours later.
 
he. will. never. see. a. dime.

The site has ZERO incentive to pay him out, and NOTHING to lose by confiscating his balance.

Not sure what's so hard to understand here - Austin was an asset while he streamed (even minimally). Now that he can't, there's absolutely no downside to seizing his balance. The ONLY upside to allowing him to cashout was because he had an audience. "WOW they let this retard cash out despite KYC, so I guess I'm safe to deposit and run it up! DeRrRrPpPpppp." Get it?

This money doesn't exist. Austin will never see it.

Life has the most AMAZING way of lifting you up just before knocking you down again. Austin is the perfect example of this.
They don't even need to do anything with the money, you know when he gets out the first thing he'll do is run it down to 0 (offline :lossmanjack:) trying to make plinko squirt. Just let nature take its course
 
New mugshot is fire

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@Gaunt King Ithan Rilph points out that this appears to be an anti-suicide vest.

@Hastily00Snuff (being the only one in kenochat with basic reading comprehension) spotted this:
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A fitting punishment would be forcing him to watch Ratdad blowing the 160k playing low stakes mines, clicking each square slowly and intently, in order, from top left to bottom right.
No. The real punishment would be making bossman watch dad actually withdraw all that money to buy the apartment and Honda civic for him.
Fagbag doesn't realize our nigga was just two clicks away from doubling his gains.
 
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