🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

This has got to be the end of his career. His loyal circle has abandoned him, he is a laughing stock and no one bothers to watch him. Do you think at his peak he saved his money at all or did he spend it all on dildos and fursuits and expensive goy technology.

This is an example of why surrounding yourself exclusively with ball washers, yes men and jannies is a bad move. While Jason was technically running the show, his followers behind the scenes carefully curated all his interactions with people not in his circle leading to Jason to get a massive ego due to never really experiencing any legit criticism. He was kept in his padded retard bubble full of people sucking his cock and when he did something stupid no one slapped him. SKG and the WOW incident were the only times where he left his bubble and the greater Internet saw through his facade. (IK he had a history with other communities and games etc but those are also isolated from normies for the most part.)

Fagtree really tried to "own the chud" there but only proves he can't follow simple instructions? Classic. This fucker probably can't make instant ramen.

loosebladder said:

bro actually just full sent it and is now streaming on Kick because "damn they have changed so much in the past year" as if they suddenly aren't doing the stuff that he originally had gripes with and brought up as reason for why he would never stream there

https://kick.com/piratesoftware

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As soon as kick started that clip program to pay creators and clippers. I made a post a few pages ago showing the private discord for Mald's paid clippers.

He's trying to take advantage of kick clips like he did youtube shorts.

This is one of the same reasons that weirdo Clavicular blew up. Someone (Eddie and friends) were paying people to clip him.

Edit: there's a post about Clavicular doing this in community feature submissions. The linked video brings up Mald.

Spooky Space Kook said:

or did he spend it all on dildos and fursuits and expensive goy technology.

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Jason likes to tout himself as "the smartest person in the room, forever and always", but we all know this is the answer. Give him 5 minu-... mont-... YEARS and he'll do a MS Paint presentation on why "nest eggs are stupid, and so are you".

BiggestBuford said:

Mald talks about how Kick was scary because he saw restreams of copyright TV shows but then says "I don't care about piracy my name is literally Pirate Software." Again just lying on camera as if he hasn't said multiple times before he's against pirating content.

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I recall his discord rules had an entire section that was like "We know the name sounds confusing but we're fully against piracy" or some shit.

I'm optimistic that the mod exodus will lead to Mald producing more milk. Mainly because back when he nuked all the Youtube vods and was unusually silent about whatever the at-the-time drama was, I recall there being speculation that he was being coached to not engage and to delete everything, possibly from Khronos. Now with Khronos and the whole team gone, Mald has no one close to him to control the narcissism. Especially since this seems to be a result of Khronos' reasonable take on the ImPheetus situation and being willing to help pheetus, likely against the wishes of Mald. It would be glorious to know Mald's resentment toward Khronos started breeding as a result of telling Mald to take a step back and be a reasonable person.

Looking at the other mods' thoughts on Mald nuking everything makes this a bit less likely though. I do like imaging the conversion between the two when he got fired: "Yeaaaaaah... *stretches* that's insane, dude. He's literally impersonating me. You want me to let them spread lies without defending myself? No. We don't do that here. *Heh heh* Enjoy eating a ban, you parasite. Insane behavior, dude."

D-Class Personnel said:

I'm optimistic that the mod exodus will lead to Mald producing more milk. Mainly because back when he nuked all the Youtube vods and was unusually silent about whatever the at-the-time drama was, I recall there being speculation that he was being coached to not engage and to delete everything, possibly from Khronos. Now with Khronos and the whole team gone, Mald has no one close to him to control the narcissism. Especially since this seems to be a result of Khronos' reasonable take on the ImPheetus situation and being willing to help pheetus, likely against the wishes of Mald. It would be glorious to know Mald's resentment toward Khronos started breeding as a result of telling Mald to take a step back and be a reasonable person.

Looking at the other mods' thoughts on Mald nuking everything makes this a bit less likely though. I do like imaging the conversion between the two when he got fired: "Yeaaaaaah... *stretches* that's insane, dude. He's literally impersonating me. You want me to let them spread lies without defending myself? No. We don't do that here. *Heh heh* Enjoy eating a ban, you parasite. Insane behavior, dude."

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Mald probably has a professional PR hire managing his actions now. I doubt it was Khronos.

Also Khronos himself is a fraudster who still hasn't owned up to his part in the hype train fraud.

Jason drama is so soothing to listen to. Sloptubers have it so easy...

BiggestBuford said:

480p Archive of Kick owner Ed "Evil Eddie" Craven and Maldavius Figtree 04/25/2026.

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I haven't listened to the whole thing but I did find 28:20 funny. Mald talks about how Kick was scary because he saw restreams of copyright TV shows but then says "I don't care about piracy my name is literally Pirate Software." Again just lying on camera as if he hasn't said multiple times before he's against pirating content.

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Is Eddie a lolcow?
Cause him being absolutely oblivious and pulling this guy in is starting to make me think he has potential.

Subtle Foreshadowing said:

The thing with Jason Figtree is that he isn't easily hateable.

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No idea what you mean by this, even if you don't know much about the guy he is incredibly easy to hate. Part of the reason he is so universally hated is because he is so easy to hate, the WoW drama and SKG drama are nothing special and wouldn't mean anything if he had any charisma at all. The moment you hear this guy speak you can tell something is off.

Subtle Foreshadowing said:

Him not being a loser/creep/pedo

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He is literally one of the ugliest and most creepy looking motherfuckers on the planet.

Its been a hot minute since Ive been here. Good to see Maldy is still somehow managing to be a fucking idiot. I am quite surprised that he managed to keep his staff on this long. I wouldn't be surprised if he was trying to prolong the inevitable with this, it also made me want to reminisce quickly about the beginning of Mald.

I think if I had to highlight the peak of Malds career its probably here, he was probably slated at this time to rake in absloute tons of cash every month via twitch, was in a games deal w/Ludwig and wasn't annoying enough for people to care about hating. His revenue is still fairly strong to probably keep himself and the ferret camp alive, however it really does feel like if he cannot keep this slim audience his career is effectively over.

Outside of this I mean is there anything that is on Malds radar that can get worse for him, even if SKG passes or is ditched. Its not a win for Mald. His game has at most 1-2 people playing it every other day, nobody really want to collab with him and the latest notable moment he really had was with Dr K. It does make me think how certain people like Mald can survive sometimes in this zietgiest. I think he would have to go genuinely bankrupt, find god or something to have any relative success at this rate.

R E T A R D E D said:

https://x.com/PirateSoftware/status/1782220193818984816 - Archiving X posts sucks absloute donkey balls so this is good enough for my limited time right now. Sorry.

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Nitter archive.

Yapping1337 said:

No idea what you mean by this, even if you don't know much about the guy he is incredibly easy to hate.

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What I mean is that you can't just go up to that don't know anything about him and explain to him why he's a bad person very easily. Like for example:

>What did Chibi Reviews do to deserve this whole chair thing?
<Oh yeah he proudly goons to loli porn and then starts sympathy baiting whenever he gets slightly bothered. He's also a cuck.

>Who is The Quartering and why does everyone hate him?
<He used to be an big anti-SJW podcast guy but now he fell off and became a sex pest. He too is also a cuck.

>Who is PirateSoftware
<He used to be this "gamedev" streamer (he can barely code) and blew up by spamming Youtube Shorts. In reality his biggest accomplishment is being born as the son of Joeyray Hall, one of the founding members of Blizzard Entertainment. He isn't nearly as great as his dad though, the biggest thing he "made" was running a company in Second Life where they sold furry fetish shit made by a minor. Then he got nepo'd into Blizzard and quickly became their shittiest employee where his colleagues despised him. Fast forward to today, he makes the phrase "my dad worked at blizzard" his whole personality, bringing it up on every possible occasion. He was heavily against ths movement Stop Killing Games, which...

He is hateable when you know all this. But the issue is you need to know so much context to get to that zone of hatred for him. That's what I meant.

Yapping1337 said:

He is literally one of the ugliest and most creepy looking motherfuckers on the planet.

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That's why he hides his face behind his mic and has the deep voice.

BiggestBuford said:

480p Archive of Kick owner Ed "Evil Eddie" Craven and Maldavius Figtree 04/25/2026.

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I haven't listened to the whole thing but I did find 28:20 funny. Mald talks about how Kick was scary because he saw restreams of copyright TV shows but then says "I don't care about piracy my name is literally Pirate Software." Again just lying on camera as if he hasn't said multiple times before he's against pirating content.

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1 hour and 40 minutes, guys. Mald alogs will be eating GOOD. I look forward to the usual suspects making video compilations showing how the stuff he is saying now as he crawls to Kick with his tail between his legs contradicts what he has said and done before. The pirating bs is just one example.

The milk continues to flow. Farmers always win.

Can't wait to see "no update this month, i was to bussy setting up kick streaming setup, and without mods it takes much more time, btw expect updates every other month 3months"

Subtle Foreshadowing said:

>Who is PirateSoftware

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He's a know it all prick, who has a redditor personality and never admits he's wrong - which is quite often because he lies all the time and he loves to lecture people with word jargon.

Subtle Foreshadowing said:

>Who is PirateSoftware
<He used to be this "gamedev" streamer (he can barely code) and blew up by spamming Youtube Shorts. In reality his biggest accomplishment is being born as the son of Joeyray Hall, one of the founding members of Blizzard Entertainment. He isn't nearly as great as his dad though, the biggest thing he "made" was running a company in Second Life where they sold furry fetish shit made by a minor. Then he got nepo'd into Blizzard and quickly became their shittiest employee where his colleagues despised him. Fast forward to today, he makes the phrase "my dad worked at blizzard" his whole personality, bringing it up on every possible occasion. He was heavily against ths movement Stop Killing Games, which...

He is hateable when you know all this. But the issue is you need to know so much context to get to that zone of hatred for him. That's what I meant.

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>Who is Piratesoftware and why does everyone hate him?
< Narcissist ex blizzard nepobaby who has to urge to seen as the smartest man in the room in any topic but especially in gaming related things.

You see i can summaries mald at the surface level just fine, without even touching the gnome, second life, lyrch, skg, ferretswitz, deff con... ect.

Forklift Certified said:

>Who is Piratesoftware and why does everyone hate him?

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"He's a popular Twitch streamer"