😵‍💫 Skitzocow Alexander Ferguson Smith / Sifu / SifuAmbience / SifuSmith - Martial Artist perpetually beset by Scammers, Glowies, Donald Trump and Asmongold: Look at the Bitrate.

During one of Sifu's After Show schizo streams where he blasts loud TTS on repeat while he's asleep I came prepared with my Fully Automatic Confetti Cannon (FACC) ready. When Sifu woke up from his slumber and saw the confetti being spammed, he proceeded to deliver kino. He later unlisted the stream, but I saved the part where he speaks (it was a 12-hour stream).

He had his camera off and not much was happening, so here’s the audio the first 30 minutes are pure kino.
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Sifu talks about human evolution
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Here he's arguing with imaginary chatters
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I miss the schizo conspiracy theorist radio shows from the 90s, this is the next best thing
 
"The FASCIST Trump Administration is ATTACKING Your Internet"
The first 5 mins squirts hard. (audio broken for some reason use direct link https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/8935/8935728-4961e058748f95bef9165ae1685f73b5.mp4)
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Is streaming, which consumes bandwidth. Then wonders why his bandwidth isn't as high as it should be. Mysteriously. Every time he streams. Then normal again when he stops streaming. 🤔

Damn, Trump is a massive dick for harassing this poor guy like that.
 
Is streaming, which consumes bandwidth. Then wonders why his bandwidth isn't as high as it should be. Mysteriously. Every time he streams. Then normal again when he stops streaming. 🤔

Damn, Trump is a massive dick for harassing this poor guy like that.
I hope his mom is at work. Otherwise she's just sitting in the living room or something listening to her biggest regret flip out in his room for the 13,220th time
 
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