Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

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RMQualtrough said:
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He's rich and successful bro. He can buy Lego.
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as a toy collector and someone who dabbles in Lego I physically recoiled reading this.
its one thing to try and toymog another toyfag but he is literally doing this unprompted which just looks pathetic. these are also all new sets that anyone with money can go into a store and buy right now. nothing rare or vintage that the average joe couldn't buy with some disposable income.

also Cog if you're reading this, your Legos SUCK and are for GOYCATTLE. you didn't even build them because even when it comes to collecting toys for children you're too much of a cuck to actually open them.
 
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For any new faces joining us with the threads return to Da Sektur, I’d like to take the opportunity to share a few things:

  • Cog may likely not have working plumbing and to this day is forced to shit in a bucket.
  • Cog is unemployed living on government welfare.
  • Cog married Poo Woife as she and her sister receive government housing. You read this correct, Cog married a jeer to upgrade his government benefits.
  • Cog has cross dressed as Poo Woife to do cooking streams in order to produce her curry.
  • Cog is the most desperate clout chaser of all time. Unfortunately he doesn’t know what he’s doing and therefore, never gets any clout.
  • Poo Woife doxed herself and Cog due to trying to scam DoorDash out of some hashbrowns. Being she had no izzat left to lose as she already married Cog, nothing of value was lost.
  • TWO OF COGS OWN BROTHERS JOINED A LIVESTREAM AND OPENLY TESTIFIED THAT HE WAS IN A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL WHILE HE WAS 26. THIS MAKES COG A CHILD RAPIST.
  • Cog spends his days using taxpayer money to smoke shit weed and get drunk while crying about everyone who is better than him.
 
Gator_Aids said:
For any new faces joining us with the threads return to Da Sektur, I’d like to take the opportunity to share a few things:

  • Cog may likely not have working plumbing and to this day is forced to shit in a bucket.
  • Cog is unemployed living on government welfare.
  • Cog married Poo Woife as she and her sister receive government housing. You read this correct, Cog married a jeer to upgrade his government benefits.
  • Cog has cross dressed as Poo Woife to do cooking streams in order to produce her curry.
  • Cog is the most desperate clout chaser of all time. Unfortunately he doesn’t know what he’s doing and therefore, never gets any clout.
  • Poo Woife doxed herself and Cog due to trying to scam DoorDash out of some hashbrowns. Being she had no izzat left to lose as she already married Cog, nothing of value was lost.
  • TWO OF COGS OWN BROTHERS JOINED A LIVESTREAM AND OPENLY TESTIFIED THAT HE WAS IN A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL WHILE HE WAS 26. THIS MAKES COG A CHILD RAPIST.
  • Cog spends his days using taxpayer money to smoke shit weed and get drunk while crying about everyone who is better than him.
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you are missing the worst one:

HE IS A BEAT THIEF
 
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Gator_Aids said:
  • TWO OF COGS OWN BROTHERS JOINED A LIVESTREAM AND OPENLY TESTIFIED THAT HE WAS IN A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL WHILE HE WAS 26. THIS MAKES COG A CHILD RAPIST.
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On the illustrious Killstream no less! For any new people ITT, here's Mike's original claim from 2020:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzd4ZKuzbTE (starts at 6:13:45)

Cog's other brother Paul confirming Mike's story to Ralph a few years later:


Mike reiterating his original claim the next day:


He has never properly refuted these allegations and kept changing the story as more info came out (at first he was claiming the girl didn't even exist), the fact Cog didn't kill himself or at least fuck off from the Internet after this was revealed shows what an actual retard he is.
 
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OI IT'S ME COG
I DI'NT HAVE SECHSHUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT LASS, THIS IS FAXSHULLY INACCURUUT
THE ONLY FINGS I LUV IN ME LIFE ARE ME POO WOIFE (LUV YA BEW-E-FUL) AND ME LOO THAT DEFINITELY EXISTS IN ME FLAT
FOOK OFF
 
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Gothic Runes said:
On the illustrious Killstream no less! For any new people ITT, here's Mike's original claim from 2020:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzd4ZKuzbTE (starts at 6:13:45)

Cog's other brother Paul confirming Mike's story to Ralph a few years later:
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Mike reiterating his original claim the next day:
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He has never properly refuted these allegations and kept changing the story as more info came out (at first he was claiming the girl didn't even exist), the fact Cog didn't kill himself or at least fuck off from the Internet after this was revealed shows what an actual retard he is.
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I distinctly remember an episode of kino casino where they go over one of the brothers claims. Could never find an archive of it, does anyone have it?
 
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