💰 Grifter Laura Loomer / @looms93 - The Conservative Taylor Lorenz

Vlad the Implier · Apr 27, 2026

MazonLabs Recruitment Rep said:
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Shorty got a head built like Robert Z'dar.
Shorty got a head built like the Umbrella Corp logo.
Shorty got a head built like Cher with a bee sting allergy.
Shorty got a head built like Angelica Huston after getting punched.
Shorty got a head built like Mr. Potato Head.

This shit ain't nothing to me man.

Ghostface Killah · Apr 27, 2026

Vlad the Implier said:
This shit ain't nothing to me man.

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Are it's tits also plastic?

Duke Nukem · Apr 27, 2026

BibiLivesMatter said:
Opinions on Maher aside, it was honestly a bullshit lolsuit against him from Loomer.

Maybe she's pissed because she's interested in orange spray tanned old man wiener and doesn't want her secret out. Stormy Daniels said that he's kinda lacking there anyway.

Vlad the Implier · Tuesday at 1:11 AM

Ghostface Killah said:
Are it's tits also plastic?

how the fuck should I know?

JaneThough · Tuesday at 1:35 AM

Ghostface Killah said:
Are it's tits also plastic?

It’s fantastic!

Piggle Rick · Tuesday at 2:27 PM

She looks terrible

Pink Hotel On The Corner · Wednesday at 10:21 AM

Vect said:
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She looks like she's generated by AI.

She also looks like the 'Jane Doe's' when the police find a disfigured, unknown dead body, and they try to reconstruct their face with plasticine and guess what they may have looked like.

Piggle Rick · Friday at 11:22 AM

Pink Hotel On The Corner said:
She also looks like the 'Jane Doe's' when the police find a disfigured, unknown dead body, and they try to reconstruct their face with plasticine and guess what they may have looked like.

She looks like the “I want to play a game” doll from Saw.

Null · 2026-05-04T16:34:33-0400

https://nitter.poast.org/AnaKasparian/status/2051385913511747742

https://archive.is/LsTPs https://archive.is/T6UZm

Laura Loomer just outright threatening Ana's husband and his employment. Just a fucking disgusting person inside and out.

Vibralldo · 2026-05-04T16:36:44-0400

Null said:
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https://nitter.poast.org/AnaKasparian/status/2051385913511747742
https://archive.is/LsTPs https://archive.is/T6UZm

Laura Loomer just outright threatening Ana's husband and his employment. Just a fucking disgusting person inside and out.

Laura's messing with one of us now

How desperate must Trump be if he's willing to fuck a female bogdanoff?

RodgerDodger · 2026-05-04T16:39:46-0400

Not normally a big Anna fan, but calling Loony Loomer a Ho in public does bring a smile to my face.

Billy_Sama! · 2026-05-04T16:41:48-0400

The US Federal government is collapsing but the civil war between the sycophants is amusement at least.

PixarsTedKennedy · 2026-05-04T16:44:53-0400

Null said:
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https://nitter.poast.org/AnaKasparian/status/2051385913511747742
https://archive.is/LsTPs https://archive.is/T6UZm

Laura Loomer just outright threatening Ana's husband and his employment. Just a fucking disgusting person inside and out.

Bitch better leave our much hotter kiwi-sister alone.

Prokhor Zakharov · 2026-05-04T16:46:12-0400

She should really think about changing her name to Laura Gooner given how much she appears to goon to members of the GOP.

Your Starter for 10 · 2026-05-04T16:48:08-0400

Say the word, Ana. Unleash the Kiwi menace!

metroid_fetish_ii · 2026-05-04T16:55:51-0400

Do you want to play a goyim?

Awilix · 2026-05-04T17:34:51-0400

metroid_fetish_ii said:
Do you want to play a goyim?

Laura Loomer is more of a golem then a goyim.
לורה למר היא יותר גולם מאשר גויים.

Maori Kiwifruit Growers · 2026-05-04T17:42:02-0400

Vibralldo said:
Laura's messing with one of us now

How desperate must Trump be if he's willing to fuck a female bogdanoff?

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Poomp it

Long Dong Silver 2025 · 2026-05-04T17:48:36-0400

Null said:
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https://nitter.poast.org/AnaKasparian/status/2051385913511747742
https://archive.is/LsTPs https://archive.is/T6UZm

Laura Loomer just outright threatening Ana's husband and his employment. Just a fucking disgusting person inside and out.

She goes absolutely NUTS when she has a target. Saw with her and Candace Owens. She tries to go straight to the throat.

indomitable snowman · 2026-05-04T18:20:01-0400

Loomer mind raped someone on a plane and is now marrying them.

https://x.com/LauraLoomer/status/2050407064057299412

She's also going after Candice Owen's drunk husband.

https://x.com/LauraLoomer/status/2051418014122488001

💰 Grifter Laura Loomer / @looms93 - The Conservative Taylor Lorenz

Vlad the Implier

>implying

Ghostface Killah

Duke Nukem

☢ Numero Uno on Dark Helmet's Hit List ☢

Vlad the Implier

>implying

JaneThough

Like a Boglim in the wind

Piggle Rick

I’m into things, little baby child

Pink Hotel On The Corner

Piggle Rick

I’m into things, little baby child

Null

Ooperator

Vibralldo

Funny and Weird

RodgerDodger

Billy_Sama!

Mammy Nun of Color

PixarsTedKennedy

The sneed shall never die.

Prokhor Zakharov

The Researcher Is a Skeptic and a Pessimist

Your Starter for 10

You all know the rules

metroid_fetish_ii

right on the opposite side of the universe veil.

Awilix

Unprofessional Shitposter

Maori Kiwifruit Growers

Long Dong Silver 2025

indomitable snowman

Defending Installation 04 from the flood