🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 469 30.8%
  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 582 38.2%
  • Around a week.

    Votes: 266 17.5%
  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 31 2.0%
  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 53 3.5%
  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 123 8.1%

  • Total voters
    1,524
I'm rewatching the Casino from Friday and I just think its really fucking strange how Jeremy somehow knows that we "identified" one of his alternate accounts. If he is unbothered and off twitter and in his own lane then how is he aware of that? Either that account WAS him or he is still going on twitter and lying.
for him detoxing means doing it secretly like his drinking? secret, his x use? secret, his sex deviant detox? in secret of course.
 
He is WORSE than DSP.

I never understood how people can alog DSP, even the clip channels are soooo fucking boring, the only thing I can watch from him is the TIHYDP. It's the same begging and complaining about viewership shit.
But Quartering has even fewer entertaining crashouts. He can barely read, and he just stops and buffers randomly. IT SOOOOO FUCKING BOORING. I tried watching for the chat, but couldn't make it more than 5 minutes.

Literally only watchable through Kino Casino.
 
He is WORSE than DSP.

I never understood how people can alog DSP, even the clip channels are soooo fucking boring, the only thing I can watch from him is the TIHYDP. It's the same begging and complaining about viewership shit.
But Quartering has even fewer entertaining crashouts. He can barely read, and he just stops and buffers randomly. IT SOOOOO FUCKING BOORING. I tried watching for the chat, but couldn't make it more than 5 minutes.

Literally only watchable through Kino Casino.
It's because he's doing shows by himself. He is a completely talentless diagnosed autist. The FUN of Jeremy is watching or at least hearing about how uncomfortable he makes everyone else around him.

Quite a few sitcom characters like this.
 
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Have things ever actually turned out that way? These miserable narcs cannot stay away from a camera. At best you have a Rekieta/DSP situation where he streams to a tiny audience of hardcore dents and between them and troll donos they manage to eke out an existence on the Internet.
It physically, mentally and spiritually harms me to admit this, but compared to Jeremy DSP is charismatic, intelligent and entertaining. Significantly, he streams himself playing video games, which are designed to be fun.

Jeremy sits on stream immobile, staring at the camera, zonked out of his mind on SSRIs, benzos, liquor and nicotine, with pupils the size of dinner plates, alternating randomly between dead silence, filler words and a passable impression of Porky the Pig. You can see the reason he limits himself to reading AI summaries or stolen introductions to stolen videos: when he tries to go off script his sentences loop as he struggles with words, terminate abruptly or switch topics unsignalled. While it would be uncharitable to say that his brain is mush, sometimes reality and charity are at odds.
 
You're telling me my Freedom Phone is not the Anti-SJW phone that's going to take down the woke left and help us win the midterms?

I don't know, I need to ask Jer so I know for sure.
It depends on your language setting.
Spanish? You get a visit from ICE.
Chinese? You get a visit from the CIA.
Hebrew? You get $250k deposited to your bank account.
Hindi? Your visa just got approved.
 
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Thank god Jer took time off from Twitter (he didn't) got some good sleep (he didn't) and worked on his mental health. (What health?) He lost the weight (you're kidding right?) Everything blew over (it will never) he finally moved on from flagging. (Except this one last one right?) And lived happily ever after...the end. (It will never end Jer.)
 
There is an amazing solution for Jer Jer Binks, the QuarterPounder, if this internet streamer stuff does fall through.

Just make outright cuck porn. Guy wouldn't even have to take off his clothes or get out of a chair, could even drink all he wanted while it's going on. Not much would change.
 
Have things ever actually turned out that way? These miserable narcs cannot stay away from a camera. At best you have a Rekieta/DSP situation where he streams to a tiny audience of hardcore dents and between them and troll donos they manage to eke out an existence on the Internet.
Given his tendency towards cowardice, I'm about 50/50 on this. My prediction is he might try to pivot to another one of his millions of dead channels that people don't know and try to revive it in a new form. Wouldn't be shocked if he starts skin walking as Gary and talking about alien abductions and other UFology scam bullshit.

The big thing that really fucks over Jer though is He's probably too narcissistic, self-centered, and stupid to actually just do it without showing his face or editing his voice. So he's going to be very surprised and probably screaming entitled rage when it doesn't work.
 
He's always been an arrogant smug prick not realizing he was riding the wave created by more talented and insightful people. And when those people started getting deplatformed and demonitized his milquetoast safe takes started being pushed by the Youtube algorithm.

But I think what really caused him lose it was the short boom during the covid lockdowns. With everyone stuck at home watching YouTube his numbers started to grow as well as everyone else's. That's when he started talking about having YouTube reps and needing a staff of 10 people for YouTube as well as a staff of 15 people to run his coffee company.

It was also at time that he wanted to go head to head Tim Pool and started picking up his left overs like HCB and Luke and named his show Quartercast and started going after Tim's guest like Eliza Blue and Jack Murphy. Then he picked up StyxHexenHammer who was supposed to be his Ian Crossland and Melonie is the quirky christian gamer chick. But Tim Pool was still crushing his numbers.

And then he was picking fights with other creators calling them losers with low interactions and he's the master of Youtube with millions of subs and everyone on Youtube needs to check in with and answer to him. Now his channel is in freefall and his career is over you love to see it.
 
It always seemed stupid. Way too much overhead, too many expenses, when all sorts of people can do YouTube and be successful at it on the cheap. Guy is obsessed with the I'm rich/I'm important/you're not jerk off flex.
 
You’re right, he’s like a much less talented version of Alan Partridge.
I very nearly used that example but the problem is Alan is still entertaining when he's by himself in the few spin-off shows/podcasts.

Here's the video of Chrissie flashing her rotten pussy to the DJ at her wedding.

I thought it was some super high end gig that Venti ruined. This is like worse than a redneck wedding, I'm surprised there was even a dress code.
 
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